Luke Dunstan Posted December 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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i like cunning stunts Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Breaking News... Nurse Jucintha Sadanhas has turned up safe and well. She said "Beat that for a f**kin wind up you pair of Australian wankers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Breaking News... Nurse Jucintha Sadanhas has turned up safe and well. She said "Beat that for a f**kin wind up you pair of Australian wankers!" I like that, because it's funny but I can't tell if its harsh or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 What's E.T short for? Because he's only got little legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) 'We need to talk' Thought the caveman. Edited December 17, 2012 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 How do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window? Tequila! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do you call a fight between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted December 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 what do you call a Mexican who's had his car stolen? Carlos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Look now, all of these Black jokes and Mexican jokes are starting to get a little bit old... Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 A man flashes two old ladies in the park. One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 TheLeroyHUK.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 How do you make a moron think he's a paper plate? Tell him he's a paper plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 an old one... whats the difference between hitler and Schumacher? Schumacher could finish a race........... it was more fitting when he was at ferrari. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 That florist is terrible at his job. He's a blooming idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They're both in hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Have you heard of a chicken Tarka? It's like a Tika only a little otter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 For lunch today, I'm having a bun filled with ham and pineapple. That's hawaii roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 I was stood in a night club sipping my drink when i get approached by a guy who says "Ere mate i could easy get 20 times more gash than you can" I reply "20 x 0?" That soon shut the f*cker up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) A woman was 3 months pregnant, and fell into a deep coma. She awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.. Doctor: you had twins, a boy and a girl and they are both fine. luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot.. what did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: oh, that's okay, what did he name the boy? Doctor: Denephew. Edited January 13, 2013 by Echo Lite 09 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 i was going to type a joke about my cock here, but its just too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I once tried to change my password to "mycock" but I got told it was too short Edited January 17, 2013 by Danny00135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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