Tom Booth Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Going house shopping fairly regulary and what is the only thing she will look at? Cushions and thows. Then. Cushions and thows. Then. Cushions and thows. Then. CUSHIONS AND f**kING THROWS Get used to it . We weren't going to have any cushions, but it seems others don't mind buying cushions for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Bet it annoys you more when she uses all of the tinfoil for her sandwiches that she takes to work too Pffffffft do you think im an amateur or something -I always have backup tin foil She probably took sandwiches to work in her 20's That was quite a few years ago now (A) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Pffffffft do you think im an amateur or something -I always have backup tin foil She probably took sandwiches to work in her 20's That was quite a few years ago now (A) Shit, do I have to stop eating sandwiches when I turn 30? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Unless you want your sandwiches listening into your conversations, yes. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Shit, do I have to stop eating sandwiches when I turn 30? What i was trying to convey was shes posh and does not make sandwiches let alone take them to work Unless you want your sandwiches listening into your conversations, yes. Must the the cell-ery in them -Ha ha I made a funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dave, you're younger than me right? So you're 22/23? And you're knobbing a crinkly old 30+ year old? JD, expect a bill from the cleaners for removing chunks of chicken salad from my keyboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dave, you're younger than me right? So you're 22/23? And you're knobbing a crinkly old 30+ year old? If so then good lad! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 MILF's are the way forward. Bash Dave by all means, but not for that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hmm. There's clearly only one way to settle this. Dave, pics. No hippy green tea shit either, we want the hard stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 No meul im older than you -Believe it or not I gave up on girls in my age group long ago. They are boaring and can only talk about tv fashion and getting pissed .thats not my cuppa tea . Shes 37.11 years older than me. And one of the most interesting people i have ever met . And since when did i ever give a shit what you want ? Im not about to start now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think one of you should go and dredge up the girlfriend pics thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 What i was trying to convey was shes posh and does not make sandwiches let alone take them to work Must the the cell-ery in them -Ha ha I made a funny The sandwich was created by a f**king Earl…… doesn't get much posher than that! Honestly, what a pretentious and stupid thing to say, like somehow allowing an ex-convict to prepare your pre-packed meals in an industrial estate days before you eat them is somehow misconstrued as some form of 'refinement'. "Let alone" you say…..somehow aghast at the very concept that one would take sustenance to them to their place of work, or gosh, let alone work in the first place. The very idea of it…. So she wasn't posh in her 20's, then she was a dirty-f**king-skank of a BLT muncher, but heavens no, not in the summer of her life. I imagine lunchtime is a veritable mix of broiled quails eggs and confit albatross. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 When I worked in an office and used to rustle up monstrous brie, cranberry and bacon sandwiches, I'd snigger at the sight of the sh'te people would drag back from Pret or wherever 'posh' people go. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The sandwich was created by a f**king Earl…… doesn't get much posher than that! Honestly, what a pretentious and stupid thing to say, like somehow allowing an ex-convict to prepare your pre-packed meals in an industrial estate days before you eat them is somehow misconstrued as some form of 'refinement'. "Let alone" you say…..somehow aghast at the very concept that one would take sustenance to them to their place of work, or gosh, let alone work in the first place. The very idea of it…. So she wasn't posh in her 20's, then she was a dirty-f**king-skank of a BLT muncher, but heavens no, not in the summer of her life. I imagine lunchtime is a veritable mix of broiled quails eggs and confit albatross. Ok you got me on the 1st one second one i dont eat pre packed ''food'' if you can call it that .Its unhealthy and not even food . I doubt she was ever a ''dirty f**king skank of a blt muncher -Shes a vegan so am i (But she is kinda dirty )...But your post made me chuckle Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ok you got me on the 1st one second one i dont eat pre packed ''food'' if you can call it that .Its unhealthy and not even food . I doubt she was ever a ''dirty f**king skank of a blt muncher -Shes a vegan so am i (But she is kinda dirty )...But your post made me chuckle Thank you We're still no closer to understanding what, if anything your girlfriend eats during (presumably) a working lunch, that isn't: A. A sandwich B. Pre-packed C. Brought with her from home. We now know it must be freshly prepared on the premises and bought only moments before, not contained within packaging, yet all the pieces of the puzzle are not in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT? WHAT DO YOU F**KING WANT TO EAT? F**KING WHAT TO YOU WANT TO F**KING EAT? IF YOU DON'T F**KING DECIDE WHAT YOU F**KING WELL WANT TO EAT THEN YOU ARE GOING TO F**KING DIE, F**KING WHAT DO YOU F**KING WANT TO F**KING EAT? "I don't know".This is your fault. Every woman wants a man that makes decision for them. Every single one. "We're going to Pizza Express for dinner." "Ok." - "Where do you want to go for dinner?" "...[thinking]So many f**king options, why is this my f**king decision?[/thinking].... Up to you?" Edited October 22, 2014 by Pashley26 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This is your fault. Every woman wants a man that makes decision for them. Every single one. "We're going to Pizza Express for dinner." "Ok." - "Where do you want to go for dinner?" "...[thinking]So many f**king options, why is this my f**king decision?[/thinking].... Up to you?" Pretty stupid to debase all women to one way of thinking. Your synopsis picks apart particularly quickly when it comes to either single women, children or lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think he meant women in a relationship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think he meant women in a relationship... Ah, that's okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yeah, why would I care about rug munchers? The thread is about "the woman in your life". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yeah, why would I care about rug munchers? The thread is about "the woman in your life". Conveniently cherry-picking one example doesn't make you look any less an idiot. Your analogy is shit. For instance, my girlfriend, not being an idiot, doesn't like being told what to do (amazing I know) and genuinely likes to give an opinion. This is because I choose not to go out with a retard who isn't capable of formulating their own thoughts. That doesn't mean every now and again she'll say "I don't mind", and that does piss me off, but I'd never make the monumental leap to suggest that she (and every other heterosexual woman in a relationship - as I now think the stakes are) enjoys being told what to do! Yours certainly doesn't seem to be listening to your travel suggestions... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 People who use their fork and knife like they're trying to cut through that plate and the table at the same time. Jesus calm down! The knifes sharp, the food is soft! If you hold your cutlery like its trying to jump out your hands and it scratches/screeches the plate I have to leave.Also, put your fork in the piece of food you intend to eat, not the other side of the knife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) So my girlfriends an idiot/retard? Sorry that's all I got from your post because I read the first couple of lines and decided you can go f**k yourself. If you said that to me down the pub, I'd have glassed your face. Edited October 22, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) So my girlfriends an idiot/retard? Sorry that's all I got from your post because I read the first couple of lines and decided you can go f**k yourself you f**king fanny. If you said that to me down the pub, I'd have glassed your face. Of course you would….. I never said your girlfriend was a retard. If you engaged your brain, rather than intentionally trying to be provocative you'd have quite clearly understood that. However, if your misogynistic approach that you preach is how you treat your girlfriend (which is clearly all bravado) then she probably is a bit stupid to put up with it. As you don't like to read/comprehend whats being said, i'll add, although obvious, that I'm saying she most likely isn't, as I don't for one minute think you'd treat her or speak to her in the manner you profess to. You can't really get annoyed with my opinion if you haven't either understood it, or struggled through to the end of it. Edited October 22, 2014 by Matthew62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This has turned into the 'what people do that pisses me off' thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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