dann2707

Operation Onion Cam Bitchez - Finding my thieving house mate with a bang

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Thought i'd make this thread for a laugh - could be funny, could be pitiful but either way...

For a month or so now I've been noticing that my food in my cupboard has been going missing. It started with an innocent banana, just one succulent smooth banana going missing. I told Abi that It had happened as it was the last one and she was convinced I had it at work which made me start to believe I was going slightly crazy.

I then noticed some porridge sachets of mine going missing, having less every day. Then apples.

Tonight was the final f**king straw, I went shopping on Friday night and bought a full pack of cookies (mayland to be specific) I have come home today to notice that some c**t, has opened the cookies and taken half of them. That annoys me.

So I decided enough was enough and bought one of these. You put a cap under the mousetrap esq bit and place it under something, when it's lifted the spring springs the mechanism into the cap and detonates it = loud bang
 

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To put under the food and hopefully scare them off however I can set up my dashcam with motion detect.

It's just meant to be, there is a power socket behind I just need a longer usb cable OR I have my super awesome battery bank which charges a phone 8 times over and I can hide it better that way. That's charging now.

So may I present to you... onion cam

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The detonator is hidden under the cookies as I type so it will be pretty funny to catch it on camera as they are loud as f**k!

 

 

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I figured I can check the cam periodically or check to see if the cookies have been disturbed.

If all else fails Im taking my work mates idea of "Just poison your food and see which c**t drops."


Let the waiting begin!


(if anyone else has any ideas let me know what to do)

p.p.s It's worth noting that my cupboard looks way more healthier when my f**king fruit doesn't get stolen!

 

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This is excellent. 

 

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Genius.

How did the footage of 'toilet seat cam' turn out? 

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Updated the layout of the traps.
 
Apart from the cookies (which the detonator is under), everything else is fake.
 
The oreo box has something in there for integrity whilst the cookies are on top, the twirl and dairy milk are filled with cup a soup powder for filling out purposes.
 
With the snap being under the cookies there's more chance of it happening now as if they want oreos they're going to have to disturb the cookies.
 
And i've just realised looking at this pic that if they want my porridge they're going to have to disturb the cookies too. 
 
WIN

 

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So I see the Tinder Thread's loss is this thread's gain.

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That moment you realise you sleep walk......

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11 hours ago, Mark W said:

So I see the Tinder Thread's loss is this thread's gain.

There was nowt wrong with the tinder thread. Too many NIMBY tossers that stopped it. Because bitches :)

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You made an amateur mistake of not wiping your cock all over the food for them to consume before going on to apprehend the thief and reveal their punishment. 

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Dan.  You are crazy and I love you

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Dan stick your hand in there and upload the vid to show what's potentially going to happen.

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Well it worked hahahahahaha

 

Just got back from Abi's for the weekend to see that they'd moved ever so slightly. I was absolutely shitting myself in excitement waiting for the computer to load but

 

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Now add up the total cost of all the food she's taken, tell her to pay for it or you'll share to FB for all her friends to see.

Then share it anyway. Win-win.

 

P.S. This is amazing.

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Amazing. Kudos. 

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awesome! What are you going to do now?

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Ha

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29 minutes ago, Ali C said:

awesome! What are you going to do now?

 

I'm not really sure how to go about it actually. Thinking of inviting her to watch the videos in my room.

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Murder her. 

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Go and give her £2 and say "Sorry, I never knew you were this strapped for cash, here, go buy yourself some cookies".

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The disapproval in the 2nd vid :lol:

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Now you know its her, haunt her with pranks for the next year. I'm not talking funny shit, but something that will really scare her. Notes in blood, dead fish outside her room, old kids dolls, you get the gist.

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Fat food stealing bint, just spray fart gas in her room when she's asleep then slam the friggin door

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You really need to video yourself asking her politely if she took your food.. well, you don't need to,  but I really want to see the reaction :lol:

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She's having a proper good look round isn't she? It's not even that she knows you've got something she wants, she just wants to know if you do. Looks like a fanny too.

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I just love how she still didn't find the camera second time, I admire your work here. 

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