ShiroKage Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Last night I had possibly the cerraziest dream i've ever had, here it is: I was riding home from somewhere and i noticed some randoms wearing like, knights helmets and shoddy macs and robes and weird stuff, now in my dream they were like pikeys and that made total sense to me at that point.... Then i remember trying to avoid 2 youngish pikeys that were twins after hearing weird stories (some of which i know are sorta real) about how they get away with anything and there aint a lot the police can do.... But they spot me and start yelling stuff in that weird not quite irish accent so i just ignore it but, obviously, they start following. So i ride faster. and they run faster. and for some reason they can run INCRRRREDIBLY fast. But hurrah! i'm coming to a rather steep hill (btw its like a residential sorta area) so i bomb it down and pray to christ that i dont fall off, and of course the magically fast pikeys are catching up... Then i see a woman coming out of her house so i bomb it towards her and plea with her to let me in like a little wuss and she does. I dont know her, but she leaves to do her shopping anyway... So now i'm safe and the turbo-pikeys cant get me. So they start to leave and then i remember my bike is outside!! :P how gash. and they start riding it and f*cking with it so i think "right, i know the police wont do anything and it cost me a fortune so i'm gonna have to go out there" so i creep out the back door and for some reason i'm about to smack one of them when they get bored and push my bike into a ditch. rubbish. but i fish it back out and creep back to this womans house. Right. This is where it gets really weird. At this point i THINK i've woken up. And obviously i'm thinking "what a strange dream" so i try to turn the lights on to get my bearings but theyre not working. for some reason the TV is though so i turn that on to get some light and i realise my bike's gone (yes, i actually keep it in my room so it doesnt get nicked, btw my room is a converted garage...) And then i twig that the lights dont work but everything else does.... OBVIOUSLY ITS SABOTAGE! and i notice summat outside... thinking its incredibly fast pikeys i scramble to my door to lock it and then back off (remember at this point i actually think i'm awake) But the pikeys crash through the window!!! only its not pikeys, its those weird mutated army agents from the later levels of ninja gaiden. RIIIGGGHHHTTTT. theres lots so i'm grabbing everything i can to throw at them, namely plates and bowls for some reason... until i reason that i do actually have a rather handy sword sitting on top of my desk so i grab that and start slicing away at the inconsiderate twats. Yes i still think i'm awake... Now i cant remember exactly what happens after this, but the next thing i know i'm in a bike shop getting repairs done after i fish it out of that ditch. Oh thats not too bad, just need a new rear mech, needed an upgrade anyway... This is where the real nightmare begins.... £16000?!?! And if i cant pay you'll take my bike away?!?! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! true story. Kage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIBBY Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Its either to much cheese before you went to bed or LSD! lol, good read though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc Lovin Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 I Agree with you SHIBBY,deffently too much LSD before bed :) . That actually made me laugh out loud, I think you had better get saving up the pennies to pay off that bike bill :P . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiroKage Posted November 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 it was actually terrifying, especially the ninja gaiden bit, altho i did feel a little like a hero... methinks some sort of spin-off is to be had, trials ninja or something..... hmmm, watch this space.... Kage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Grainger Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) This made me think of the pikeys (no offence to forum chavs) from where i live, they can all run incredably fast even though they must smoke like a million fags a day is it just a dodgey place i live in or can all pikeys run fast? Edited November 25, 2005 by Martin Grainger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Yeah i think all pikeys can run fast martin, lol. Any way thats a weird dream, i use to have really bad nightmares as a kid but nothing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc Lovin Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Yeah i think all pikeys can run fast martin, lol. Any way thats a weird dream, i use to have really bad nightmares as a kid but nothing now. I've only ever had one nightmare that I was being kidnapped by the road maintenance people when i was about 5 (Y) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 LCD giving you nightmares? I thought LCD was acid which made you really geometric and see in purple or so ive heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 LCD giving you nightmares? I thought LCD was acid which made you really geometric and see in purple or so ive heard They said LSD. (Y) I had a dream once. Where I had no legs, and just floated around. was brilliant :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 LCD giving you nightmares? I thought LCD was acid which made you really geometric and see in purple or so ive heard LCD is a type of screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 yea i know liquid crystal diodes i got it wrong (Y) i am a young innocent child!!! Ok LSD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emery Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 That was terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 LCD is a type of screen. LMFAO!!! haha (Y) :) Anyways, i had a weird dream a few days ago, cant remember it though lol When i was little (4-5) i was really ill, and i kept hillusinating, thinking that when i was sitting on my couch, the TV was like 300 meters away n stuff, then if i walked upto the screen, i could get the people out and put them on the floor, and if i pressed the switch to off they would come out the TV, my mam said it was really scarey, i can remember a few bits of me doing this, it scared the shit outa me! and still does! :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Yeah i think all pikeys can run fast martin, lol. Any way thats a weird dream, i use to have really bad nightmares as a kid but nothing now. i could sell that bike for 20quid init!, lets get it (chavs in reading), we rode fast that day lol thats a damn trippy dream boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 I havent had a dream in about a year, my nights are really boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurston Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Sounds rather interesting, you know thinking your awake but your not, must have felt quite weird when u woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoot Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 lol yea that seemed a pretty weird dream. A cup of tea before you go bed next time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiroKage Posted November 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Hahaha i'm glad you're all enjoying my distress.... (Y) I halucenated once too when i was little, in the middle of the night. Apperently i put on my mums dressing gown and woke everyone up because i was upset i couldnt find the keys......??? keys to what i'm not sure but maybe you'll all have another giggle to this without taking into account my obviously not intirely stable subconscious...... wicked. Kage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 i put on my mums dressing gown LMFAO! haha You let it all out now mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiroKage Posted November 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 hahaha oh yes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris_on_trials Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 (edited) What a dream someone should turn that into a film :) :P :D :D (Y) (Y) Edited November 27, 2005 by boris_on_trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 my mate has a really bad habit of screaming really loud while he is asleep and his parents come in to see what is wrong with him and wake him up and he has a go at them for waking him up. its soo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiroKage Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 a film, now theres a thought....... Its a shame that beat takeshi's dead, i feel he would have portrayed just the right amount of emotion in this high-action adventure...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crabeychris Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Haha that was ace! I find every time ive been to a house party or gone clubbing i keep wakeing up thinking im in the club still and cant work out why im sleeping in there ! does any one else find this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiroKage Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah alla the time! its proper gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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