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My X's Dad is an absolute nutter he beat up 3 blokes slammed 1 of there legs in the car door and laid 1 of em out just cos they told him 2 get out of the road, when we were going out i asked, "wood you shoot me with your air rifle in the head?" responce, "No id shoot you in the foot and laugh at you pain" he has a boat and lots of concreate and he threatened to kill me, he wasnt happy with us holding hands i took her verginity! ooops oh well! lol

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My X's Dad is an absolute nutter he beat up 3 blokes slammed 1 of there legs in the car door and laid 1 of em out just cos they told him 2 get out of the road, when we were going out i asked, "wood you shoot me with your air rifle in the head?" responce, "No id shoot you in the foot and laugh at you pain" he has a boat and lots of concreate and he threatened to kill me, he wasnt happy with us holding hands i took her verginity! ooops oh well! lol

Give him just deserts and shoot him.

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My X's Dad is an absolute nutter he beat up 3 blokes slammed 1 of there legs in the car door and laid 1 of em out just cos they told him 2 get out of the road, when we were going out i asked, "wood you shoot me with your air rifle in the head?" responce, "No id shoot you in the foot and laugh at you pain" he has a boat and lots of concreate and he threatened to kill me, he wasnt happy with us holding hands i took her verginity! ooops oh well! lol

your dead (Y)

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