Adrian Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 dude gotta be when they say u have no seat or "hey dude thats a girls bike" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Thats nice ride it well an they wont say anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 If anyone say's it's a girls bike, just ride at them really quick, brake, and stop 4 inches away from them.They don't estimate the power of the brakes so they'll poo themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Oliver Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Things that have made me smile are:Old dear's that have said "you better get some oil on that bike"or " if your not carefull you will break that bike" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 " if your not carefull you will break that bike" That's true!This one guys asked me "How do you lift your back wheel without your feet attached to your pedals?".I just replied i don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom tom Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) when george gave this kid a lecture about the slaves on his brakes were rocket boosters and the kid asks how they work and he said they run on fuel and shoot you up. he gave an example and made the sound effects on the way up, he didn't quite get up and said they cut out and needed more fuel, the kid looked really interested that he was telling the truth lol tom tom Edited December 14, 2005 by tom tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 when george gave this kid a lecture about the slaves on his brakes were rocket boosters and the kid asks how they work and he said they run on fuel and shoot you up. he gave an example and made the sound effects on the way up, he didn't quite get up and said they cut out and needed more fuel, the kid looked really interested that he was telling the truth lol tom tomLOL that made me laugh!Erm spose when your out with your mates and someone does something funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up'n'away Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well around my area i get asked about 5 times a week "Why doesnt your bike have a seat"So anoying lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 This one guys asked me "How do you lift your back wheel without your feet attached to your pedals?". I been thinking about this is it by using your arms? lol of least his comment made some sence lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_skj0lsvik_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 That's true!This one guys asked me "How do you lift your back wheel without your feet attached to your pedals?".I just replied i don't know.thats class lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Running koxx blocks makes me giggle....Seriously I like applying tar to my rim, then dragging the brake and riding past little bratty kids, they jump out of their skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty-james Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 I been thinking about this is it by using your arms? lol of least his comment made some sence lolIts all the lift you generate with your arms and legs when you bend down then launch upwards to get the bike in the air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control-Trials Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 What do you mean "running koxx bloxx makes you giggle"? Cheers !!!Dan !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 It's a joke mateI do think koxx bloxx are the mutt's nuts by the way, I wasn't taking the micheal out of anyone that runs em' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Its all the lift you generate with your arms and legs when you bend down then launch upwards to get the bike in the air how do your legs do anything though because they push you forward but they cant pull you up can they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hahaha, one time when i was out riding, this old women got really annoyed with me for riding on the path and stood right in front of me (in the cycle path!!!) and she stoped me and said, "why dont you do some real sports... like tennis" i just looked and laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 how do your legs do anything though because they push you forward but they cant pull you up can they?watch that old hans rey video where he shows you how to 'UN-WEIGHT' the back wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty-james Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) it makes me laugh when old people say youre bike isnt made for that and when people say oi where's your seat and i say a crazy man with a chainsaw chopped it off and welded the mark back together for me, what a kind man it works they then just walk of Edited December 14, 2005 by monty-james Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 gotta be 'do u no ur back wheel has holes init'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hahaha, one time when i was out riding, this old women got really annoyed with me for riding on the path and stood right in front of me (in the cycle path!!!) and she stoped me and said, "why dont you do some real sports... like tennis" i just looked and laughedLMAO!Some old woman asked me if I wanted some machine oil for my chain what was making the loud squeal Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleharrys Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Dumbass people saying,He's got no seatHow much is your bike worth?Can I have a go? I won't knick it!!You'll break those rocks!!Can you do a wheelie?Other things that are funny are general pissing around and people falling off!! You always laugh, then go see if there still alive.H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theone2be Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 I second that (from above). I did this amazing gap from the railings on the half pipe deck to a hut roof thingy, I dropped down feeling very pleased with myself, and this chav came over and said that was crap. . "I bet you cant wheelie,” he said, so i did a manual for about 5/6 metres and he started complaining that it wasn’t a proper wheelie because I didn't pedal. I just gave up and went to find some palettes laughing all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Williams! Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 this topic! kiddin i laugh at everything cause i find most stuff funny either that or sommet one of my mates has done riding especially timmy i swear that kid is gay or bordering lol Love you timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 this topic! kiddin i laugh at everything cause i find most stuff funny either that or sommet one of my mates has done riding especially timmy i swear that kid is gay or bordering lol Love you timmy is bordering like rimming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 My mate(who does'nt ride trials) says to me "you want to get a bit of wd-40 on them brakes u no. Clarky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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