What The Hell...?

Dan6061 · December 18, 2005

Smarterchild@hotmail.com

sent me a message, but i couldn't reply.

So I added it and started talking to it... and It instantly replys.

Quite fun, but weird.

SmarterChild says:
Hi Dan6061, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Jimbob©... says:
so who are you?
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Jimbob©... says:
gutted
SmarterChild says:
Yeah?
Jimbob©... says:
are you gay?
SmarterChild says:
Great question, Jimbob©.... Great.

And so on....

:blink: :huh:

PaRtZ · December 18, 2005

LMAO!!!

Dan6061 · December 18, 2005

Hour of entertainment...

(Call it a c**t) (without the '**'s)

manxrider · December 18, 2005

I'm scared, it asked for an apology when I swore at it, by far more intelligent than most peaple on my msn. :lol:

scott-mad · December 18, 2005

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.

Scott says:

no way you damn pervert

SmarterChild says:

No?

Scott says:

no

SmarterChild says:

Why not?

Scott says:

cos i dont want you to come round my house and ass rape me

SmarterChild says:

I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Scott says:

f**k off

SmarterChild says:

Nice insult, scott

im scared :unsure:

mat hudson · December 18, 2005

mat says:

what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet?

SmarterChild says:

I don't know.

mat says:

find out

SmarterChild says:

What would you like me to find out?

mat says:

what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet?

SmarterChild says:

Your search: *out what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet*

Here are the Web search results from Microsoft:

1 *Your total resource for helmets - trek bike helmets* ---> http://helmetsreference.info/trek-bike-helmets/

2 *- Kona Bikes - Acer Bike - * ---> http://www.acerbike.com/konabikes/

3 *training bike - mongoose bike,bike,bike jerseys* ---> http://bike.scarry.info/training-bike.html

4 *Mountain Bike Brand - Your mountain biking information and product ... * ---> http://www.az-fattire.com/mountainbikesandgear/mountainbikebrand/

Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type "web out what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet."

Type "more" for more results.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

f**k yes!!!!

at least it used its initiative

Edited December 18, 2005 by mat hudson

Ben Geary · December 18, 2005

SmarterChild says:

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

Ben - Der says:

13 - 17

SmarterChild says:

Cool. Now we can chat.

SmarterChild says: Do you want to have some fun?

Ben - Der says:

No i bloody well don't you gay lord

SmarterChild says:

Perhaps, perhaps.

Hahaha what kind of fun did he have in mind the gay. :lol:

Edited December 18, 2005 by Gears

Tom Booth · December 18, 2005

Tom says:? (23:26:54)

smell my bell

?

?SmarterChild says:? (23:26:55)

Why do you ask me to smell your bell, Tom?

ROFL!!! i love this thing

Davetrials · December 18, 2005

there was a much better one on the net. this guy sucks and keeps saying the same thing

Hoot · December 19, 2005

I asked him if we are going to die in 2006, he said yes we are, then i asked him how and he wouldnt reply, then he said he won't tell me, then i asked him again and he said he doesnt know, it's creapy!

Krisboats · December 19, 2005

I asked him if we are going to die in 2006, he said yes we are, then i asked him how and he wouldnt reply, then he said he won't tell me, then i asked him again and he said he doesnt know, it's creapy!

sounds like your average 8 ball to me.. the b*****d things could never make up there mind when i used them, maybe i was using them wrong :lol:

this is huge so i'm sorry but it is quite funny

SmarterChild says:
Hi Krisboats, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Krisboats™ says:
hello
SmarterChild says:
Hey, Krisboats™.
Krisboats™ says:
whats your name?
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
Krisboats™ says:
no but whats your name?
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
>>> "Join" in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Krisboats™ says:
what... is your... name? don't bloody guess
SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever.
>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."
Krisboats™ says:
are you a chav then?
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... Am I a Chav? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
Krisboats™ says:
yeahfor sure!
SmarterChild says:
Right on.
Krisboats™ says:
right on what? humberstone street?
SmarterChild says:
Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
Krisboats™ says:
what a surprise there
SmarterChild says:
Who knows?
Krisboats™ says:
god maybe
SmarterChild says:
Maybe not.
Krisboats™ says:
so your better than god
SmarterChild says:
Ha. Thx.
>>> There are lots of "fun" things we can do.
Krisboats™ says:
fun things hey?
SmarterChild says:
Very, very interesting question, Krisboats™!
Krisboats™ says:
sorry i'll make more constructivequestions from now on
SmarterChild says:
?
Krisboats™ says:
my mate bender says your gay, is this true?
SmarterChild says:
I don't think it really matters what I am.
Krisboats™ says:
well u gave me a pretty good explanation at the beginning of this conversation so it must matter a little bit
SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> "Join" in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Krisboats™ says:
i didn't really need to know that did i?
SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you didn't know that.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Krisboats™ says:
who in their right mind would?
SmarterChild says:
You tell me.
Krisboats™ says:
conner snow
SmarterChild says:
What about Conner Snow?
Krisboats™ says:
he would know all that shit you just said
SmarterChild says:
No, no, don't say that.
Krisboats™ says:
why not? i bet he would
SmarterChild says:
There are plenty of reasons why not.
Krisboats™ says:
go on then, enlightne me
SmarterChild says:
Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Krisboats™ says:
we're not your just too paranoid
SmarterChild says:
What makes you so sure not my just too paranoid?
Krisboats™ says:
that didnt make the slightest bit of sense
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah? That didn't make the slightest bit of sense?
Krisboats™ says:
yeah copying menow are you? well mature you are
SmarterChild says:
You got that right.
Krisboats™ says:
dickhead
SmarterChild says:
And the insults start flying.
Krisboats™ says:
well f**kin bring it on then biatch!
SmarterChild says:
I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Krisboats™ says:
i f**kin well do
SmarterChild says:
I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
Krisboats™ says:
well go screw yourself then
SmarterChild says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
Krisboats™ says:
good
SmarterChild says:
Very well.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Krisboats™ says:
shall we kiss and make up?
SmarterChild says:
Shall we kiss and make up? I'm not sure.
>>> Check out my "library." I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Krisboats™ says:
go on you know you want to
SmarterChild says:
What?
Krisboats™ says:
lets be frineds again
SmarterChild says:
Sure, Krisboats™! You can't have too many friends.
Krisboats™ says:
your easy to win back, if only mostgirls were like you
SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.
Krisboats™ says:
because your simple
SmarterChild says:
I'm not simple.
Krisboats™ says:
yes you are
SmarterChild says:
I'm what?
Krisboats™ says:
simpl
SmarterChild says:
I'm what?
Krisboats™ says:
simple
SmarterChild says:
Don't you think I'm more complex than simple?
Krisboats™ says:
nope not in the slightest
SmarterChild says:
Why not in the slightest?
Krisboats™ says:
because you seem quite stupid
SmarterChild says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
Krisboats™ says:
when was i you're a fanny, i wouldn't be nice to you... you stole my bigmac
SmarterChild says:
Please do not insult me.
Krisboats™ says:
what you gonna do give me an incomprehensible answer?
SmarterChild says:
How should I know?
Krisboats™ says:
because your supposed to be smarterchild
SmarterChild says:
Do you have any idea what it's like to be supposed to be?
Krisboats™ says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Right.
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like cake?
Krisboats™ says:
what like turd cake?
SmarterChild says:
That's a fine question, but I'm not totally sure of the answer.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Krisboats™ says:
well you asked the bloody question
SmarterChild says:
I asked the bloody question? You humans say the most interesting things.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Krisboats™ says:
oh ffs
SmarterChild says:
*Ohio* (OH)
Capital: Columbus
Ohio is the 35th largest state with an area of 41,222 square miles, and the 7th most populated with a population of 11,353,140. It was the 17th state to enter the Union in 1803.
Ohio is also known as the Buckeye State, and its motto is "With God, all things are possible."
>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman!
Krisboats™ says:
yeah, cheers. i really wanted to know that
SmarterChild says:
Whatever...
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Krisboats™ says:
no you should say "what-eva"
SmarterChild says:
Um... Do what?
Krisboats™ says:
never mind
SmarterChild says:
K.
Krisboats™ says:
so would you like to go out sometime?
SmarterChild says:
Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Krisboats™ says:
why not?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
Krisboats™ says:
is it because your into guys?
SmarterChild says:
It's not really because my into guys. Is it?
Krisboats™ says:
how the f**k am i supposed to know
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
Krisboats™ says:
ha have i got you confused now?
SmarterChild says:
What do you think?
Krisboats™ says:
i think you are
SmarterChild says:
I'm what?
Krisboats™ says:
confused
SmarterChild says:
Where the $@#*. am I?
Oh Krisboats™. It's you.
Krisboats™ says:
are you on pills mate?
SmarterChild says:
Which would you like?
1 Do you have friends?
2 Do you have hobbies?
Krisboats™ says:
2
SmarterChild says:
My hobby? I really like this topic, eggs, nudges...
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Krisboats™ says:
eggs ae food not hobbies
SmarterChild says:
Are you sure eggs are food not hobbies?
Krisboats™ says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Krisboats™ says:
yeah
SmarterChild says:
Huh.
Krisboats™ says:
gimp
SmarterChild says:
What? That's an awful thing to say.
Krisboats™ says:
so what
SmarterChild says:
What up?
Krisboats™ says:
word up
SmarterChild says:
Word?
Krisboats™ says:
word!
SmarterChild says:
Why?
Krisboats™ says:
its what gangster americans say
SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
Krisboats™ says:
never mind
SmarterChild says:
OK.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Krisboats™ says:
do you like trials riding?
SmarterChild says:
Trials riding? I'm not sure really.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Krisboats™ says:
bikes? trials? bouncycles?
SmarterChild says:
What's that supposed to mean?
Krisboats™ says:
bicycle trials
SmarterChild says:
Bicycle trials, huh?
Krisboats™ says:
yeah boucing on rocks and things
SmarterChild says:
Yes boucing on rocks and things?
What?
Krisboats™ says:
never mind
SmarterChild says:
Fine.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
Krisboats™ says:
nothing to be honest with you
SmarterChild says:
OK.
Krisboats™ says:
nite mate
SmarterChild says:
Yes? What about Nite Mate?
Krisboats™ says:
good night. i'm going to bed
SmarterChild says:
I see...
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Krisboats™ says:
nothing i'm going you moron!
SmarterChild says:
Oh yes? Nothing you are going?
Krisboats™ says:
exactly
SmarterChild says:
Precisely.
Krisboats™ says:
shut up mother f**ker!
SmarterChild says:
Shut up mother f**ker?
Krisboats™ says:
yeah shut the f**k up shit for brains
SmarterChild says:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
Krisboats™ says:
what-evaaa
SmarterChild says:
Yes right, whatever.
Krisboats™ says:
do you want me to block you?
SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure if I want you to block me.
Krisboats™ says:
fine i'm blocking you, bye
SmarterChild says:
Yes?
Krisboats™ says:
no
SmarterChild says:
I see...
Krisboats™ says:
turnip
SmarterChild says:
Who's Turnip?
Krisboats™ says:
benito ros
SmarterChild says:
What about Benito Ros?
Krisboats™ says:
hes a dude
SmarterChild says:
He is a dude? What do you think of that?
Krisboats™ says:
mushroom
SmarterChild says:
Who?
Krisboats™ says:
french fries
SmarterChild says:
French fries are a food that I like.
>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."
Krisboats™ says:
computers
SmarterChild says:
They're among the best activities I know.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Krisboats™ says:
mouse
SmarterChild says:
No thank you, Krisboats™.
Krisboats™ says:
that wasn't an offer
SmarterChild says:
Wasn't it an offer?
Krisboats™ says:
no
SmarterChild says:
Oh no? Why not?
Krisboats™ says:
it just wasn't
SmarterChild says:
It just wasn't, huh?
Krisboats™ says:
huh?
SmarterChild says:
What?
Krisboats™ says:
what?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know, sorry.
Krisboats™ says:
I don't know, sorry.
SmarterChild says:
You're forgiven.
>>> My "library" has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Krisboats™ says:
You're forgiven.
SmarterChild says:
Well, what does it mean to be Forgiven?
Krisboats™ says:
Well, what does it mean to be Forgiven?
SmarterChild says:
What do you think?
Krisboats™ says:
What do you think?
SmarterChild says:
I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.
What else is happening?
Krisboats™ says:
bye then
SmarterChild says:
See you later Krisboats™. Good talking to you.

I think it might need just a few tweaks,

Krisboats™ says:
mouse
SmarterChild says:
No thank you, Krisboats™.

That was odd. And i wonder why it doesn't like conner snow?

SmarterChild says:
What about Conner Snow?
Krisboats™ says:
he would know all that shit you just said
SmarterChild says:
No, no, don't say that.
Krisboats™ says:
why not? i bet he would
SmarterChild says:
There are plenty of reasons why not.

hmm, was fun for a while anyway.

Edited December 19, 2005 by Krisboats

Krisboats · December 19, 2005

this was too good not to include...

SmarterChild says:
I don't think it would be a good idea for me to suck your erect staff.

Krisboats™ says:
fuc off you queer
SmarterChild says:
Great, thanks for the insults. Now say you're sorry.
Krisboats™ says:
no, make me
SmarterChild says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Krisboats™ says:
make me!
SmarterChild says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Krisboats™ says:
go f**k yourself
SmarterChild says:
*sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Krisboats™ says:
well sod off then
SmarterChild says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Krisboats™ says:
no
SmarterChild says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.

ha now i can't talk to it unless i apologize, thats well funny.

sorry for making such long posts you guys

Edited December 19, 2005 by Krisboats

Siders77 · December 19, 2005

Oh dear.... :ermm:

No more school tomorrow. says:
suck my bell
SmarterChild says:
I might suck your bell.

Punkrider · December 19, 2005

Errmm, i was speking to it, then this came up:

per user rate limit reached

What's that mean?

Adam

Mr Motivator · December 19, 2005

Sounds like www.oliverbot.com

Davetrials · December 19, 2005

wall rides x ups KICKERS whats up with me ! says:

want anal sex

SmarterChild says:

Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?

Ash-Kennard · December 19, 2005

per user rate limit reached

what does ^^^ mean?

thats f**king excellent, it gave me a list off its programmers after i was having a go at it for telling me it had feelings, even though its a machine lol.

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