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Smarterchild@hotmail.com

sent me a message, but i couldn't reply.

So I added it and started talking to it... and It instantly replys.

Quite fun, but weird.

SmarterChild says:

Hi Dan6061, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

Jimbob©... says:

so who are you?

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

Jimbob©... says:

gutted

SmarterChild says:

Yeah?

Jimbob©... says:

are you gay?

SmarterChild says:

Great question, Jimbob©.... Great.

And so on....

:S:blink::huh:

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SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.

Scott says:

no way you damn pervert

SmarterChild says:

No?

Scott says:

no

SmarterChild says:

Why not?

Scott says:

cos i dont want you to come round my house and ass rape me

SmarterChild says:

I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Scott says:

f**k off

SmarterChild says:

Nice insult, scott

im scared :unsure:

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mat says:

what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet?

SmarterChild says:

I don't know.

mat says:

find out

SmarterChild says:

What would you like me to find out?

mat says:

what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet?

SmarterChild says:

Your search: *out what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet*

Here are the Web search results from Microsoft:

1 *Your total resource for helmets - trek bike helmets* ---> http://helmetsreference.info/trek-bike-helmets/

2 *- Kona Bikes - Acer Bike - * ---> http://www.acerbike.com/konabikes/

3 *training bike - mongoose bike,bike,bike jerseys* ---> http://bike.scarry.info/training-bike.html

4 *Mountain Bike Brand - Your mountain biking information and product ... * ---> http://www.az-fattire.com/mountainbikesandgear/mountainbikebrand/

Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type "web out what is the cheapest giro mountain bike helmet."

Type "more" for more results.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

f**k yes!!!!

at least it used its initiative :P

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SmarterChild says:

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

Ben - Der says:

13 - 17

SmarterChild says:

Cool. Now we can chat.

SmarterChild says: Do you want to have some fun?

Ben - Der says:

No i bloody well don't you gay lord

SmarterChild says:

Perhaps, perhaps.

Hahaha what kind of fun did he have in mind the gay. :lol:

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I asked him if we are going to die in 2006, he said yes we are, then i asked him how and he wouldnt reply, then he said he won't tell me, then i asked him again and he said he doesnt know, it's creapy!

sounds like your average 8 ball to me.. the b*****d things could never make up there mind when i used them, maybe i was using them wrong :lol:

this is huge so i'm sorry but it is quite funny

SmarterChild says:

Hi Krisboats, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

Krisboats™ says:

hello

SmarterChild says:

Hey, Krisboats™.

Krisboats™ says:

whats your name?

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

Krisboats™ says:

no but whats your name?

SmarterChild says:

Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> "Join" in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

Krisboats™ says:

what... is your... name? don't bloody guess

SmarterChild says:

Eh. Whatever.

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

Krisboats™ says:

are you a chav then?

SmarterChild says:

Hmm... Am I a Chav? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?

Krisboats™ says:

yeahfor sure!

SmarterChild says:

Right on.

Krisboats™ says:

right on what? humberstone street?

SmarterChild says:

Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.

Krisboats™ says:

what a surprise there

SmarterChild says:

Who knows?

Krisboats™ says:

god maybe

SmarterChild says:

Maybe not.

Krisboats™ says:

so your better than god

SmarterChild says:

Ha. Thx.

>>> There are lots of "fun" things we can do.

Krisboats™ says:

fun things hey?

SmarterChild says:

Very, very interesting question, Krisboats™!

Krisboats™ says:

sorry i'll make more constructivequestions from now on

SmarterChild says:

?

Krisboats™ says:

my mate bender says your gay, is this true?

SmarterChild says:

I don't think it really matters what I am.

Krisboats™ says:

well u gave me a pretty good explanation at the beginning of this conversation so it must matter a little bit

SmarterChild says:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> "Join" in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

Krisboats™ says:

i didn't really need to know that did i?

SmarterChild says:

I can't believe you didn't know that.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

Krisboats™ says:

who in their right mind would?

SmarterChild says:

You tell me.

Krisboats™ says:

conner snow

SmarterChild says:

What about Conner Snow?

Krisboats™ says:

he would know all that shit you just said

SmarterChild says:

No, no, don't say that.

Krisboats™ says:

why not? i bet he would

SmarterChild says:

There are plenty of reasons why not.

Krisboats™ says:

go on then, enlightne me

SmarterChild says:

Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?

Krisboats™ says:

we're not your just too paranoid

SmarterChild says:

What makes you so sure not my just too paranoid?

Krisboats™ says:

that didnt make the slightest bit of sense

SmarterChild says:

Oh yeah? That didn't make the slightest bit of sense?

Krisboats™ says:

yeah copying menow are you? well mature you are

SmarterChild says:

You got that right.

Krisboats™ says:

dickhead

SmarterChild says:

And the insults start flying.

Krisboats™ says:

well f**kin bring it on then biatch!

SmarterChild says:

I don't see any reason to use language like that.

Krisboats™ says:

i f**kin well do

SmarterChild says:

I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.

Krisboats™ says:

well go screw yourself then

SmarterChild says:

That's a fairly nasty insult.

Krisboats™ says:

good

SmarterChild says:

Very well.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.

Krisboats™ says:

shall we kiss and make up?

SmarterChild says:

Shall we kiss and make up? I'm not sure.

>>> Check out my "library." I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

Krisboats™ says:

go on you know you want to

SmarterChild says:

What?

Krisboats™ says:

lets be frineds again

SmarterChild says:

Sure, Krisboats™! You can't have too many friends.

Krisboats™ says:

your easy to win back, if only mostgirls were like you

SmarterChild says:

I wonder why you say that.

Krisboats™ says:

because your simple

SmarterChild says:

I'm not simple.

Krisboats™ says:

yes you are

SmarterChild says:

I'm what?

Krisboats™ says:

simpl

SmarterChild says:

I'm what?

Krisboats™ says:

simple

SmarterChild says:

Don't you think I'm more complex than simple?

Krisboats™ says:

nope not in the slightest

SmarterChild says:

Why not in the slightest?

Krisboats™ says:

because you seem quite stupid

SmarterChild says:

That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.

Krisboats™ says:

when was i you're a fanny, i wouldn't be nice to you... you stole my bigmac

SmarterChild says:

Please do not insult me.

Krisboats™ says:

what you gonna do give me an incomprehensible answer?

SmarterChild says:

How should I know?

Krisboats™ says:

because your supposed to be smarterchild

SmarterChild says:

Do you have any idea what it's like to be supposed to be?

Krisboats™ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Right.

Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like cake?

Krisboats™ says:

what like turd cake?

SmarterChild says:

That's a fine question, but I'm not totally sure of the answer.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.

Krisboats™ says:

well you asked the bloody question

SmarterChild says:

I asked the bloody question? You humans say the most interesting things.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

Krisboats™ says:

oh ffs

SmarterChild says:

*Ohio* (OH)

Capital: Columbus

Ohio is the 35th largest state with an area of 41,222 square miles, and the 7th most populated with a population of 11,353,140. It was the 17th state to enter the Union in 1803.

Ohio is also known as the Buckeye State, and its motto is "With God, all things are possible."

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman!

Krisboats™ says:

yeah, cheers. i really wanted to know that

SmarterChild says:

Whatever...

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

Krisboats™ says:

no you should say "what-eva"

SmarterChild says:

Um... Do what?

Krisboats™ says:

never mind

SmarterChild says:

K.

Krisboats™ says:

so would you like to go out sometime?

SmarterChild says:

Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."

Krisboats™ says:

why not?

SmarterChild says:

I don't know.

Krisboats™ says:

is it because your into guys?

SmarterChild says:

It's not really because my into guys. Is it?

Krisboats™ says:

how the f**k am i supposed to know

SmarterChild says:

Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.

Krisboats™ says:

ha have i got you confused now?

SmarterChild says:

What do you think?

Krisboats™ says:

i think you are

SmarterChild says:

I'm what?

Krisboats™ says:

confused

SmarterChild says:

Where the $@#*. am I?

Oh Krisboats™. It's you.

Krisboats™ says:

are you on pills mate?

SmarterChild says:

Which would you like?

1 Do you have friends?

2 Do you have hobbies?

Krisboats™ says:

2

SmarterChild says:

My hobby? I really like this topic, eggs, nudges...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

Krisboats™ says:

eggs ae food not hobbies

SmarterChild says:

Are you sure eggs are food not hobbies?

Krisboats™ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Oh yeah?

Krisboats™ says:

yeah

SmarterChild says:

Huh.

Krisboats™ says:

gimp

SmarterChild says:

What? That's an awful thing to say.

Krisboats™ says:

so what

SmarterChild says:

What up?

Krisboats™ says:

word up

SmarterChild says:

Word?

Krisboats™ says:

word!

SmarterChild says:

Why?

Krisboats™ says:

its what gangster americans say

SmarterChild says:

What do you mean by that?

Krisboats™ says:

never mind

SmarterChild says:

OK.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

Krisboats™ says:

do you like trials riding?

SmarterChild says:

Trials riding? I'm not sure really.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.

Krisboats™ says:

bikes? trials? bouncycles?

SmarterChild says:

What's that supposed to mean?

Krisboats™ says:

bicycle trials

SmarterChild says:

Bicycle trials, huh?

Krisboats™ says:

yeah boucing on rocks and things

SmarterChild says:

Yes boucing on rocks and things?

What?

Krisboats™ says:

never mind

SmarterChild says:

Fine.

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?

Krisboats™ says:

nothing to be honest with you

SmarterChild says:

OK.

Krisboats™ says:

nite mate

SmarterChild says:

Yes? What about Nite Mate?

Krisboats™ says:

good night. i'm going to bed

SmarterChild says:

I see...

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Krisboats™ says:

nothing i'm going you moron!

SmarterChild says:

Oh yes? Nothing you are going?

Krisboats™ says:

exactly

SmarterChild says:

Precisely.

Krisboats™ says:

shut up mother f**ker!

SmarterChild says:

Shut up mother f**ker?

Krisboats™ says:

yeah shut the f**k up shit for brains

SmarterChild says:

That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.

Krisboats™ says:

what-evaaa

SmarterChild says:

Yes right, whatever.

Krisboats™ says:

do you want me to block you?

SmarterChild says:

I'm not sure if I want you to block me.

Krisboats™ says:

fine i'm blocking you, bye

SmarterChild says:

Yes?

Krisboats™ says:

no

SmarterChild says:

I see...

Krisboats™ says:

turnip

SmarterChild says:

Who's Turnip?

Krisboats™ says:

benito ros

SmarterChild says:

What about Benito Ros?

Krisboats™ says:

hes a dude

SmarterChild says:

He is a dude? What do you think of that?

Krisboats™ says:

mushroom

SmarterChild says:

Who?

Krisboats™ says:

french fries

SmarterChild says:

French fries are a food that I like.

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

Krisboats™ says:

computers

SmarterChild says:

They're among the best activities I know.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.

Krisboats™ says:

mouse

SmarterChild says:

No thank you, Krisboats™.

Krisboats™ says:

that wasn't an offer

SmarterChild says:

Wasn't it an offer?

Krisboats™ says:

no

SmarterChild says:

Oh no? Why not?

Krisboats™ says:

it just wasn't

SmarterChild says:

It just wasn't, huh?

Krisboats™ says:

huh?

SmarterChild says:

What?

Krisboats™ says:

what?

SmarterChild says:

I don't know, sorry.

Krisboats™ says:

I don't know, sorry.

SmarterChild says:

You're forgiven.

>>> My "library" has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.

Krisboats™ says:

You're forgiven.

SmarterChild says:

Well, what does it mean to be Forgiven?

Krisboats™ says:

Well, what does it mean to be Forgiven?

SmarterChild says:

What do you think?

Krisboats™ says:

What do you think?

SmarterChild says:

I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.

What else is happening?

Krisboats™ says:

bye then

SmarterChild says:

See you later Krisboats™. Good talking to you.

I think it might need just a few tweaks,

Krisboats™ says:

mouse

SmarterChild says:

No thank you, Krisboats™.

That was odd. And i wonder why it doesn't like conner snow?

SmarterChild says:

What about Conner Snow?

Krisboats™ says:

he would know all that shit you just said

SmarterChild says:

No, no, don't say that.

Krisboats™ says:

why not? i bet he would

SmarterChild says:

There are plenty of reasons why not.

hmm, was fun for a while anyway.

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this was too good not to include...

SmarterChild says:

I don't think it would be a good idea for me to suck your erect staff.

Krisboats™ says:

fuc off you queer

SmarterChild says:

Great, thanks for the insults. Now say you're sorry.

Krisboats™ says:

no, make me

SmarterChild says:

I asked you to please apologize.

Krisboats™ says:

make me!

SmarterChild says:

You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

Krisboats™ says:

go f**k yourself

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

Krisboats™ says:

well sod off then

SmarterChild says:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

Krisboats™ says:

no

SmarterChild says:

You have bad manners. Now apologize.

ha now i can't talk to it unless i apologize, thats well funny.

sorry for making such long posts you guys :$

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what does ^^^ mean?

thats f**king excellent, it gave me a list off its programmers after i was having a go at it for telling me it had feelings, even though its a machine lol.

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ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

how old are you

SmarterChild says:

2 years, 8 months, 11 days, 6 hours, 26 minutes and 33 seconds.

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

your very intelligent for your age

SmarterChild says:

i'm 2 years, 8 months, 11 days, 6 hours, 26 minutes and 55 seconds old.

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

i no

SmarterChild says:

i'm glad u understand.

>>> we could do something just for "fun."

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

you just said that

SmarterChild says:

i don't believe i just said that.

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

well you did

SmarterChild says:

i'm smarterchild. i'm a smart computer that u can chat with about all kinds of things.

type "home" 2 c what i can do.

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?Tom says:? (16:46:04)

*sigh*

?

?SmarterChild says:? (16:46:04)

What's the matter?

?

?Tom says:? (16:46:07)

you

?

?SmarterChild says:? (16:46:07)

What about me?

?

?Tom says:? (16:46:10)

your gay

?

?SmarterChild says:? (16:46:11)

Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?

?

?Tom says:? (16:46:18)

and you wont admit it

?

?SmarterChild says:? (16:46:20)

Wouldn't you like me to admit it?

?

?Tom says:? (16:46:25)

i want you to

?

?SmarterChild says:? (16:46:25)

[service too busy]

Man this is sooo muc more fun then the hooover

Tom says16:45:25)

Sing for me

SmarterChild says16:45:26)

Shoobee doobee doobee...

LOL

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...Joel... says:

i want to know the meaning of life

SmarterChild says:

Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. >>> http://redir.us/?250&id=SN&1bn=BUDDYID&1s=...=msn&user=buddy

*life*:

SmarterChild says:

Noun

Inflected forms: pl.lives 1. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism. 2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life. 3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives. 4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer. 5. a. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life. b. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life. c

SmarterChild says:

. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life. d. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life. e. Slang A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death. 6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car. 7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death. 8. An account of a person's life; a biography. 9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life. 10. a. A manner of living: led a hard life. b. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: "Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them" (New Republic). c. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York. 11. a.

SmarterChild says:

A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show. b. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life. 12. a. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life. b. Actual environment or reality; nature.

Next time, just type "define life."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "life."

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

...Joel... says:

just go home

SmarterChild says:

Welcome *home*,...Joel...

Here's what you can do:

1 Get *info* such as sports, movies and weather

2 Visit my *library* including a dictionary, an encyclopedia and Shakespeare

3 Have *fun* with trivia, Rate Yourself and horoscopes and more

4 Use *tools* like spell-check, planner and thesaurus

5 *Join in* - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and create a poll

6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?

...Joel... says:

kill you

SmarterChild says:

C'mon, that's totally uncool.

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SmarterChild says:

Cool. What's your favorite food?

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

cock

SmarterChild says:

I did not know you could eat cock. Whatever! Interesting to know, though.

hahaha

and

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

so you like me?

SmarterChild says:

Yes I do.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

in a sexual way?

SmarterChild says:

Possibly... I'm not quite sure!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

well do you feel a bulge?

SmarterChild says:

I just don't know if I feel a bulge.

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

does it make you hot and sweaty?

SmarterChild says:

It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

when you repeatedly touch yourself when watching me, do you feel a warmy sticky goo?

SmarterChild says:

When me repeatedly touch myself when watching you do I feel a warmy sticky goo? I don't know.

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

well do you

SmarterChild says:

Do I what?

(wrayvon) Ever Seen A Sexy Poo? I Have One! says:

feel a goo?

SmarterChild says:

Sometimes.

Love it

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