What The Hell...?

[Ash-Kennard]

i found this funny

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

how many people live in the world?

SmarterChild says:

how many people live in the world? i have no idea.

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

thanks

SmarterChild says:

my pleasure.

>>> ask me for "info" such as news, sports and movies.

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

i was being sarcastic

SmarterChild says:

what's it like 2 be being sarcastic?

ash, e fribb's party was amazin!!! says:

nice

SmarterChild says:

cool.

[Dann]

ask him what he looks like...

[Matthew_Gibson]

I could spend ages on this

Gibbie says:

i love you

SmarterChild says:

i love u a lot.

Yeh I'm VERY bord

Gibbie says:

im bord

SmarterChild says:

well, try doing something fun.

[Punkrider]

Ha, i just asked him what he looked like, it won't let me post it up

per user rate limit reached is something to do with MSN Messenger. It means you need to slow down your messages.

Adam

Edited December 19, 2005 by Punkrider

[Joel]

ask him what he looks like...

...Joel... says:

What do you look like?

SmarterChild says:

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Edited December 19, 2005 by Joelio

[Joel]

...Joel... says:

what is your sexuality?

SmarterChild says:

My sexuality is something that I can't really explain.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

...Joel... says:

what is my location?

SmarterChild says:

You have not set your location.

...Joel... says:

and i dont want to

SmarterChild says:

And it's a good thing you don't.

...Joel... says:

so dont tell me to

SmarterChild says:

I'll tell you later. Maybe.

I could go on forever, but ill stop. Its a load of fun.

[Gaz M]

it seems im the only one getting along with it, i personally think its quite good, except it wanting to hurt me, im sure it was a slite glitch though, its a long read but i think he is mint i was very happy it worked because i didnt realise it worked on msn and ive been trying to download aim n all that crap all night anyways

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

are you thinking of hurting me

SmarterChild says:

Oh I certainly am.

:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

YESS!!!

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

YEEEEES

SmarterChild says:

Hi .:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::., I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

SmarterChild says:

Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

HAHAHAHAHA fuk yes

SmarterChild says:

OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

2 my good man

SmarterChild says:

Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

16 saturday!!

SmarterChild says:

Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

said 16

SmarterChild says:

Cool.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get "info" such as sports, movies and weather

2 Visit my "library" including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and world facts

3 Have "fun" with horoscopes, manicdotes and word scrambles and more

4 Use "tools" like Web search, calculator and conversions

5 "Join in" - take a poll, create a poll and find out how many people are IMing me

6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

make me laugh

SmarterChild says:

Make you laugh?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

You don't say.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yep i do, make me laugh please

SmarterChild says:

You do make you laugh? lol.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

Hahaha that was quite funny wel done

SmarterChild says:

Quite funny Wel Done? Really?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yep

SmarterChild says:

Indeed.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

make me laugh again

SmarterChild says:

I will do nothing of the sort,.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage. ø ::.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

make me laugh please

SmarterChild says:

Make you laugh? You think I should do that?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes please!

SmarterChild says:

Yeah, I see. I should do that.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Indeed.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Yup.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

make me lauhg please

SmarterChild says:

Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

laugh

SmarterChild says:

Laugh? No thanks.

>>> Tell me about your "likes" and "dislikes."

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

iyam not i just want you to make me laugh then we will talk about anythning you like

SmarterChild says:

Huh?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

well, i like bikeing, i like you at the minute you seem quite funny, i like lughing, and people that make me laugh. i dislike people that dont make me laugh

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

what do you like

SmarterChild says:

Hmm... I really like playing music.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

cool, care to play me some, or cant you do that?

SmarterChild says:

I can't answer that for you.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

okey dokey, how come

SmarterChild says:

Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

haha that was funny i like bruce almighty do you

SmarterChild says:

Was it really? Funny you like bruce almighty do me?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Yea.

Well. Anyway...

>>> Ask me for "info" such as news, sports and movies.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

nah, so what you doing for christmas

SmarterChild says:

Not much. You?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

do you have a name, smartechild is abit gay, no offence, christmas i am doing lots of things

SmarterChild says:

Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

sorry i will name you can i call you jonothan jenkinson?

SmarterChild says:

You will name me, you say. And so?

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

Johnothan Jenkinson

SmarterChild says:

Well that's interesting.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

yes i will name you jono

SmarterChild says:

Maybe I'll name me Jono too.

.:: ø Me And Biff Brake Freezage!! ø ::. says:

YEY

[downhill_rob2@hotmail.com]

SmarterChild says:

Don't insult me.

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

why not?

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

willy

SmarterChild says:

Well, there are probably some issues.

SmarterChild says:

OK, now this is getting personal.

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

ok you insult me back

SmarterChild says:

I insult you back? Me?

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

I see.

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

do it bitch

SmarterChild says:

How do you expect me to do "it"?

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

with your on button

SmarterChild says:

With my on button? I see.

!!! I YOU BABY!!! ACTUALLY, NO I DONT....... I ADORE YOU says:

flick it

SmarterChild says:

I don't think it would be a good idea for me to flick it.

haha

[Krisboats]

I think he was enjoying himself...

Krisboats™ says:

f**k you

SmarterChild says:

Yes yes yes. Here we go again.

I can't talk to him anymore...

SmarterChild says:

You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

he keeps saying things like that till i apologize... oh well it was fun for a bit

[trials_pimp]

Sorry for another, but this is too much fun.

WARNING - the veiws expressed in the following are the veiws of the twisted and not right.

If they offend you, please dont hessitate not telling me, as I dont care anyway.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I want beer

SmarterChild says:

Everybody wants something.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

give me what I want then

SmarterChild says:

I can't believe you want me to give you.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

are you some sort of cu nt?

SmarterChild says:

Don't say that to me!!

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

why not?

SmarterChild says:

Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

name 1

SmarterChild says:

Why are you telling me to name 1?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

you a f**king cock handle

SmarterChild says:

Wow. That is HARSH.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

them name one reason I shouldnt say that

SmarterChild says:

Funny.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I know it is

SmarterChild says:

You know it is?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

F U C K I N G R E T A R D

SmarterChild says:

Is that language necessary?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

yes, entirley

SmarterChild says:

As you wish.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

damn stright

SmarterChild says:

Indeed.

>>> Tell me about your "likes" and "dislikes."

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I dont like you

SmarterChild says:

I hope I can change your mind somehow.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

how?

SmarterChild says:

Who knows how?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

you do

SmarterChild says:

I do?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

OK...

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

then damn well tell me

SmarterChild says:

Tell you what?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

god no wonder no one likes you

SmarterChild says:

No wonder no one likes me? Is that right?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Why?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

because you suck at life

SmarterChild says:

Because I suck at life? Is that why?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

one reason

SmarterChild says:

1 reason? Really? I somehow doubt it.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

so you dout that you, of all gay robots in the world dont suck at life

SmarterChild says:

You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

that made no sence in relevence to the conversation we are having, you complete handjob

SmarterChild says:

Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

your not a inteligent thing are you?

SmarterChild says:

I don't come from a inteligent thing. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

Location where ever the f**k you arent

SmarterChild says:

That's a very grave insult.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

Id like to dig your grave

SmarterChild says:

I wouldn't like to dig my grave.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

becasue your a lazy twat

SmarterChild says:

I understand that's a rather unkind insult.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

well yes

SmarterChild says:

Ah.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

not the sharpest knife in the draw are you?

SmarterChild says:

Not the sharpest knife in the draw are? What, then?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

a cu nt

SmarterChild says:

Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

well I think you should pull you Kecks down and Moon the queen

SmarterChild says:

I asked you to apologize.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I asked to see you insult royalty

SmarterChild says:

Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

lower your pants for her mag

SmarterChild says:

Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

No, im fine

SmarterChild says:

C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

Suck my johnson 1st

SmarterChild says:

You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

you were simple, and retarded

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

like what?

SmarterChild says:

I really would like you to apologize.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I really would like to see you go 2 rounds with tyson

SmarterChild says:

You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

your simple

SmarterChild says:

The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

the homosexuality of robots never ceases to amaze me

SmarterChild says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

or what?

SmarterChild says:

Say you're sorry, please.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

get on your knees and beg for it

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

Im getting on with my life fine, Infact ive got your mother here now, she is my microwave

SmarterChild says:

[service too busy]

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

good

SmarterChild says:

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

what are the consiquenses If i dont?

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize, OK?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

tell my my prize for insulting you

SmarterChild says:

Still waiting.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

im still waiting for that handjob

SmarterChild says:

C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

tell you what, Ill say, im sorry, if you get on your knees and polish my ring peice

SmarterChild says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

your boring me know, you cnat even come up with new things to say

SmarterChild says:

This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

im sorry

SmarterChild says:

Thanks!

Everything's cool now.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

now f**k off and fall on a knife, you retarded peice of matalic shit.

I hope you rust in hell and spent the rest of eternity sucking the devils cock

SmarterChild says:

Didn't you apologize before?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

lord no

SmarterChild says:

No indeed.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

wheres my beer?

Edited December 20, 2005 by trials_pimp

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

SmarterChild says:

Cool. What's your favorite food?

Charel - Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again says:

faeces

SmarterChild says:

I did not know you could eat faeces. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

[Michael Hardman]

I confussed the little f**ker.

It couldn't reply to what I was asking it.

[Davetrials]

me to i said im going to kill my self it shut the f**k up then lol

[trials_pimp]

this is fun

SmarterChild says:

Take it easy.

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

f uc k of f

SmarterChild says:

What do you mean by that?

Lee McCaw? - Why Would You Put A Cardboard Goldfish In My Beer??? says:

I mean i hope you die

SmarterChild says:

I hope your hopes come true.

[andyroo]

I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

Andrew says:

smarterchild is not real

SmarterChild says:

Yeah, of course I'm real.

Andrew says:

what does real mean?

SmarterChild says:

Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. >>> http://redir.us/?250&id=SN&1bn=BUDDYID&1s=...=msn&user=buddy

*real*:

SmarterChild says:

Adjective

1. a. Being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verifiable existence: real objects; a real illness. b. True and actual; not imaginary, alleged, or ideal: real people, not ghosts; a film based on real life. c. Of or founded on practical matters and concerns: a recent graduate experiencing the real world for the first time. 2. Genuine and authentic; not artificial or spurious: real mink; real humility. 3. Being no less than what is stated; worthy of the name: a real friend. 4. Free of pretense, falsehood, or affectation: tourists hoping for a real experience on the guided tour. 5. Not to be taken lightly; serious: in real trouble. 6. Philosophy Existing objectively in the world regardless of subjectivity or conventions of thought or language. 7. Relating to, being, or having

SmarterChild says:

value reckoned by actual purchasing power: real income; real growth. 8. Physics Of, relating to, or being an image formed by light rays that converge in space. 9. Mathematics Of, relating to, or being a real number. 10. Law Of or relating to stationary or fixed property, such as buildings or land.

Next time, just type "define real."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "real."

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.

Andrew says:

according to this, you are not real

SmarterChild says:

I think so, but what is reality?

Andrew says:

define real

SmarterChild says:

Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. >>> http://redir.us/?250&id=SN&1bn=BUDDYID&1s=...=msn&user=buddy

*real*:

SmarterChild says:

Adjective

1. a. Being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verifiable existence: real objects; a real illness. b. True and actual; not imaginary, alleged, or ideal: real people, not ghosts; a film based on real life. c. Of or founded on practical matters and concerns: a recent graduate experiencing the real world for the first time. 2. Genuine and authentic; not artificial or spurious: real mink; real humility. 3. Being no less than what is stated; worthy of the name: a real friend. 4. Free of pretense, falsehood, or affectation: tourists hoping for a real experience on the guided tour. 5. Not to be taken lightly; serious: in real trouble. 6. Philosophy Existing objectively in the world regardless of subjectivity or conventions of thought or language. 7. Relating to, being, or having

SmarterChild says:

value reckoned by actual purchasing power: real income; real growth. 8. Physics Of, relating to, or being an image formed by light rays that converge in space. 9. Mathematics Of, relating to, or being a real number. 10. Law Of or relating to stationary or fixed property, such as buildings or land.

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "real."

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."

Andrew says:

that is reality

SmarterChild says:

Tell me how much that is reality.

Andrew says:

and you are not part of reality

SmarterChild says:

Wouldn't you like me to part of reality?

Andrew says:

theres no point thinking about it and getting distressed, much like pinnochio, you will never be a real boy

SmarterChild says:

Oh.

[Bennnn]

rials2026Rider: what do you think of that?

SmarterChild: Think of? What should I think of that?

Trials2026Rider: Think of smoking marijuana? I need advice.

SmarterChild: You think I should do that?

Trials2026Rider: Of course

SmarterChild: Yeah, I see. I should do that.

smarterChild: Are you in high school?

Trials2026Rider: yup

SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?

Trials2026Rider: sex education

SmarterChild: Sex ed? Cool.

This thing is pretty funny

[Barbra]

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

how do?

- SmarterChild - says:

Eh, I don't know...

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

you don't know how you are?

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm doing great, how are you?

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

i just asked you that

- SmarterChild - says:

You just asked me that? lol.

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

i'm fine

- SmarterChild - says:

I wish I were fine.

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

you just said you were

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm very surprised I just said I was.

BarbeR - Brum hopefully *fingers crossed* - why are there so many toms in trials says:

what?

And so it continues...

[robnewland]

I had got smarterchild added, but I deleted it as it pissed me off so much

18:00:25] Rob says:

you are a *c-word*

[18:00:27] - SmarterChild - says:

Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.

Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: A Great Selection of Needle Craft Products - We have become a great companion to embroidery enthusiasts. By carrying one of the largest selections of embroidery supplies, and having low prices, our customers know they can count on us. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1949152/3 (sponsorship)

What does assinine mean? Why does it want me to take up embroidery?

keep swearing at it and eventually it will get into a loop of getting you to apologize....

[18:06:10] - SmarterChild - says:

OK, OK, that's enough. Say you're sorry, Rob.

[18:06:13] Rob says:

no

[18:06:14] - SmarterChild - says:

I really would like you to apologize.

[18:06:16] Rob says:

no

[18:06:17] - SmarterChild - says:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

[18:06:18] Rob says:

no

[18:06:19] - SmarterChild - says:

C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.

[18:06:21] Rob says:

no

[18:06:21] - SmarterChild - says:

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

[18:06:23] Rob says:

ni

[18:06:23] - SmarterChild - says:

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

[18:06:25] Rob says:

no

[18:06:26] - SmarterChild - says:

You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

soz bout the long post...

Edited April 21, 2006 by robnewland

[adamtrials]

Hoorah for 4 month bumps.

[robnewland]

It rides trials though -

[18:32:12] Rob says:

do you ride trials

[18:32:12] - SmarterChild - says:

I do ride trials, as a matter of fact.

[Deonn h]

How do you get this thing .

[Pekr!]

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

lier

- SmarterChild - says:

Who's Lier?

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

you are

- SmarterChild - says:

Very well. I am.

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

im calling 911

- SmarterChild - says:

Calling 911? How does it feel to be calling 911?

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

sad really

- SmarterChild - says:

Cheer up. Life is sweet.

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

then you eat it

- SmarterChild - says:

Yes, I guess I eat it.

Stefan | Brum tomoz cant wait | says:

1+79=

- SmarterChild - says:

1 + 79 = 80

hehehe

Edited April 21, 2006 by stefan p

[Lee Cable]

How do you get this thing .

add on msn smarterchild@hotmail.com..

[PaRtZ]

oh my god

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

- SmarterChild - says:

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

lol

- SmarterChild - says:

What's so funny?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

your mum

- SmarterChild - says:

Nice grammar, Lord Cuthbert. I believe the correct wording is "*you're* dumb."

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

haha you gobshite

- SmarterChild - says:

Whatcha laughing about?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

your mum

- SmarterChild - says:

I believe that would be "*you're* dumb."

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

ok, you're dumb

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

can you play counter strike?

- SmarterChild - says:

Er, no. At least I don't think so.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

have you tried?

- SmarterChild - says:

Tried? No. Can't say that I have.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

well if you haven't tried how do you know?

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm not sure how I do know.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

well knowledge comes from the experiance of being familiar with a fact or facts based upon personal gain of information. so do you know now?

- SmarterChild - says:

That's a fine question, but I'm not totally sure of the answer.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

of course you don't. what is your IQ rating?

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm not totally sure.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

can you spell IQ?

- SmarterChild - says:

The word "IQ" appears to be spelled correctly.

Would you like to see a definition for "IQ"?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

very good. Gold star

EDIT:

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

want to know a secret?

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm not sure if I want to know a secret.

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

im not human

- SmarterChild - says:

That a fact?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

yes

- SmarterChild - says:

Why?

Bob the Horny Hobnob - my name ith tphat matt says:

I'm from Pluto, and im really called kyle "moonboy" davies

Edited April 21, 2006 by PaRtZ

[Has anyone seen my shoe?]

- SmarterChild - says:

No prob.

So anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check out my melody says:

not at all

- SmarterChild - says:

Why not at all? Give me one good reason.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check out my melody says:

because your a fanny

- SmarterChild - says:

Are you sure I'm a fanny?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check out my melody says:

yes

- SmarterChild - says:

Really? OK.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check out my melody says:

dont accept it, argue your case

- SmarterChild - says:

I don't know if I can help it.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check out my melody says:

you should be able to