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Is There Anything Worse Than Dog Poo?


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So, like the topic says. I was riding in New Brighton - Wirral. Just a small warm up, and I ended up with the biggest dog poo in my rear tyre. By the time I started squeeling like a girl, the poo has lodged itself between the stays and the wheel, then dragged up onto the Magura's and the brake booster.

I had to take my wheel off, and using a wide array of sticks and a towel I found (please don't ask) it took twenty mins to wipe off.... I gagged alot. There was like, 5 kgs of this on my frame.

But its not the first time poo has got on my bike. People have a go at me lots for "Wrecking the place" but i'm sure Dog Poo ruins a park for everyone, whether your riding or not.

Does anyone else really go mad, when the see dog owners letting thier dogs crap in the parks we ride in?

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Dog shit pisses me off so much it makes me want to shove a firework up their owners ass!

f**king disgusting it is. Can't blame the bloody poor dog but the tossers who let their dogs crap wherever should be shot. They're the first to moan at me for wrecking a PUBLIC bench (yea right rubber low psi tyres do that - maybe it's your fat pie eating whore arse that wrecks it).

There's my two sense.

New Brighton is bad.....very bad. (but has worse)

Rob

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well I hate dogs, one main reason is because of their shit! Bloody stupid owners should clean it up, if they dont want to then they shouldnt have gotten a bloody dog!

cats are the best, how many times have you ridden through cat shit? ^_^

i aint rode over alot of cat shit. but im sure if ran over a few cats.

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I once watched Lee from MerseyTrials once slam his front wheel into a Rats corpse.... We were laughing about how dead it was (very dead) he went to pop his wheel over it, misjudged it and squished its rotten head. Brains and goo went everywhere, and I swear he got some on him.

I nearly wretched from 10ft away, it was proper horrid. New Brighton seems to attract either Rat or Pigeon corpses... like zombies.

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When you live by the sea, being shat on by a seagul is much more of a thret than dog turds.

At leaset dog shit has 0 velocity.

Lmao , last week i got sha* on by a seagul, then 2 days later rode in dog sh** but the worst thing is, it doesnt just go on your tyre it goes all on the brakes ect

Then Just to top it off , when i jet sprayed it off it went on my shoes and trousers :lol:

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Dog shits prety annoying, there was a huge (realy huge) piece and it had frozen so i started jumping over it and then i landed on it, and it rolled and i ended up on my ass :( but at least i didnt get shit on me/my bike :) but cat shit does smell worse, i was mowing the lawn and cut up a cat turd, it was so rank!

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