steve sturt Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Gof or the sympathy vote. Just whip your cock out, put it in her hand and cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 "Do you you like Jewellery?""Yes""Great, then suck on my cock, it's a GEM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsriderjim Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) heres mine "OI f**k ME" or "FANCY A BUM " Edited December 22, 2005 by gregtria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 heres mine "OI f**k ME" or "FANCY A BUM "Good ones they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 heres mine "OI f**k ME" or "FANCY A BUM "hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha TWAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roeman Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 here's 20p call your mum and tell her you wont be coming home tonight!doesnt work so well now theres mobile phones around!Also, theres;Can you catch?y?Cause i got a couple of balls cuming your way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 "You have an absolutely breath taking heiny, I mean that thing is good i wanna be friends with it".Tell her you have "many leather bound books, and your house smells of rich mahogany". Tell her you can eat a hole wheel of cheese or Try some Sex panther aftershave "60% of the time it works everytime" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 "You have an absolutely breath taking heiny, I mean that thing is good i wanna be friends with it".Tell her you have "many leather bound books, and your house smells of rich mahogany". Tell her you can eat a hole wheel of cheese or Try some Sex panther aftershave "60% of the time it works everytime" lol anit that out of Anchorman? Just watched the film and its quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hi would you like a drink?Yes pleaseK suck me off, make me cum and everyones a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hi would you like a drink?Yes pleaseK suck me off, make me cum and everyones a winner Sorry, but even by 'joke' standards, that was very poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 i second that. that was awefull mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 can clearly see that, he has no parctise, i mean haven't gotta ask you hand for a shag do you.. gaz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 can clearly see that, he has no parctise, i mean haven't gotta ask you hand for a shag do you.. gaz... eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 i hear girls like flowers and jewelry.................... how about you put you tulips round my jem?i like that one doubt it would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Nice shoes, fancy a f**k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 im looking forward to seeing your fannybeen watching football factory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 100% serious"Have you read any good books lately?"Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) tahts shit, u mayas well say hi wanna f**k cut the small talkdrunk fsvqe,dave.*&oh myMorning after:Thats shit, you may as well say "hi wanna f**k?" and cut out the small talk. Edited December 23, 2005 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 'ever since i met your sister I've been wondering which of you is better in bed.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 'ever since i met your sister I've been wondering which of you is better in bed.'That's a one way ticket to getting a slap!I liked the theory Ian Plumby had of just walking up to a girl and frigging her right there lol. No intro lolTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 That's a one way ticket to getting a slap!I liked the theory Ian Plumby had of just walking up to a girl and frigging her right there lol. No intro lolTomyou'd better be bloody good at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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