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leave him alone, at least he has humour, everyone is so miserable today, ffs lighten up

Statisticall yesterday (and this time of year in general) is the most depressing time of year, so maybe there is a reason why everyone is moody...

Also, no it isnt in the slightest bit funny, but u are at least trying to lighten things up.

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Something i found quite funny not an avatar but o well;

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ........................ 49.

Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.

Athletic ...................... No breasts

Average looking .......... Moooo.

Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure ... On medication.

Feminist .................... Fat

Free spirit .................. Junkie

Friendship first .......... Former slut.

New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.

Open-minded ............. Desperate

Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional .............. Bitch

Voluptuous ................ Very Fat

Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat

Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

:D

rickyb

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ahhh SH*T i spelt somthing wrong can i edit that :$ stupid MSN grrrrrrr

oh well add some pics anyway cheer everyone up anything funny lines or anything

chat up lines god some hilarios ones

"are you a mailman 'cos i just saw you checking out me' package"

"can i give you a tip, or do you think you can take the whole thing"

haha :P

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I've i hadn't seen it so many times i might have found your avatar funny but i have so it wasn't, sorry,just a quick nag, thats what the random small questions is for.

A lot of the other stuff is quite funny mind.

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