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Id give her a go :P If I could actually pull any of these birds (my age restricts me abit :P) I would be knackered in the end, what with the number of them Iv found to be worth "apresiateing" (sp?)

Yes tom.... Perhaps when its leagal for you to do so...

Haha little blonde squirt. Its pocket billards for you to be going on with. :P

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Hmm, is it just me or is this thread just not as good as the emo birds thread? There are only about 2 birds in this thread that I would tap, the rest look like they would give you an STI if you did!!

Davey

looking at the girls in this thread the last thing i'd be thinking about is my bike.

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while we're on the subject of rims, I had an email from a mate telling me 10 reasons why hockey players are better lovers. It was a bit cheesy (sticks balls etc) so i replied but could only get 9

Apologies in advance for the extreme cheese levels

9 reasons Why trials riders are better lovers:

1: We can handle our koxx well (weren't expecting that no? :- )

2: we can tame our pythons to go anywhere we want

3: We can bump and tap all day

4: We're used to rough riding anywhere, anytime

5: We're familiar with tubes and lubes

6: We have to screw our nuts constantly to keep things in working order

7: We dont mind getting dirty

8: We can control the fluid in the pipes with our fingers

9: We know how to clean a rim

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while we're on the subject of rims, I had an email from a mate telling me 10 reasons why hockey players are better lovers. It was a bit cheesy (sticks balls etc) so i replied but could only get 9

Apologies in advance for the extreme cheese levels

9 reasons Why trials riders are better lovers:

1: We can handle our koxx well (weren't expecting that no? :- )

2: we can tame our pythons to go anywhere we want

3: We can bump and tap all day

4: We're used to rough riding anywhere, anytime

5: We're familiar with tubes and lubes

6: We have to screw our nuts constantly to keep things in working order

7: We dont mind getting dirty

8: We can control the fluid in the pipes with our fingers

9: We know how to clean a rim

quality lmao

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Pretty much impossible to surpass this girl, she is f**king fine.

Goes to my college too, wheeee

Does anyone here know exactly how this girl managed to find out that I posted this picture on here?

She also added me on MSN, although my MSN address isn't on my myspace profile, and as far as i'm aware no-one on here knows her?!

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Does anyone here know exactly how this girl managed to find out that I posted this picture on here?

She also added me on MSN, although my MSN address isn't on my myspace profile, and as far as i'm aware no-one on here knows her?!

She stalks you and spends hours on end fingering over the thought of you every night.. id say atleast 3 - 4 hours solid masturbation, stopping only to put eastenders on or to replace batteries in her platinum edition rampant rabbit as supplied by joe maher.

tomturd: Wahey. My first victim. See you in 3 days, whos next?

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She stalks you and spends hours on end fingering over the thought of you every night.. id say atleast 3 - 4 hours solid masturbation, stopping only to put eastenders on or to replace batteries in her platinum edition rampant rabbit as supplied by joe maher.

LMAO....btw.,...if anyone is interested in buying a platinum rampant rabbit from ann summers for there g'f , mum, nan.,..whoever.

I have one for sale. New. £40 posted.

No questions asked :lol::lol::lol:

Edit: And im not joking either!

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