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theres a couple of vids on youtube of people gettin caught by housemates. think they might be linked in Best of the Internet somewhere

one guys beatin off to a World of Warcraft character, and another one is walked in on, and it turns out theres a guy under the desk suckin him off! And people think getting caught havin a tug is bad!?

anyways, walked into the bathroom to find my brother lyin on the floor havin a wank. didn't know what the hell to do. just laughed my tits off everytime i saw him for the next few days. still dunno why he didn't use the lock :blink:

as for me? never got caught 'at it', but once had ma missus in her brothers bed and got a bit o protein on the wall somehow (boy got range, innit!) and we never noticed. he did. ooooops

Smithy

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anyways, walked into the bathroom to find my brother lyin on the floor havin a wank. didn't know what the hell to do. just laughed my tits off everytime i saw him for the next few days. still dunno why he didn't use the lock :blink:

Smithy

ROFL :D god knows what id do in that position, probably just same, laugh everytime i saw him :P

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as for me? never got caught 'at it', but once had ma missus in her brothers bed and got a bit o protein on the wall somehow (boy got range, innit!) and we never noticed. he did. ooooops

Smithy

had a similar problem with a pile of freshly done housemate's washing when me& the missus were doing a tour of all the rooms in her house at uni,

nobody ever mentioned it.

we nearly got busted when i was doing her on the kitchen counter a couple of times - once the key goes into the lock theres no holding on anymore so we got away with it every time - just.

but no - ive never been caught actually wiping the ferret

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not been caught alone,

but missus stayed round, woke up in the morning with a huige rock on and she acted accordingly, anyways jumped ontop of her thinking everyone was a sleep and then my mum just walks in through the door

so i just put my arms round her prtending to hug her, whilst i was still in the sloppy bucket talking to my mum

gf gets incredibaly turned on by this and starts working the bed, i have a water bed, whilst still talking

never spoke of it...

but they do tak ethe piss with hints all the time, funny looking back at it though

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Had a few close calls, Been caught on Porn before well I blamed it on my brother :lol: Was just about to show my mum some clips of me riding, before that i was watching Porn. Well anyway, I open'd up Windows Media player. Last thing what was played was a Porno. Called 10000xxx Or something another, but i totally forgot about it.

I clicked it randomley to see what it was. Bang some blonde girl is getting banged Lmao, I just laughed and Mum just laughed I just said it was Luke (My Brother) and said he was last on the computer.

I've also caught my Brother on Porn, Some old shit witch was Sick. Still take the piss out of him to this day :lol:

Never been caught doing the Buisness though, Thank god.

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my current gf (kim) has a little brother (keiran) who does trials, i was at her house and well, we were at it as we hadnt seen each other in like 4 hours or summit :P and kerian walked in , anyway kim jumped of me and pulled covers over us but u cud pretty much see our clothes on floor, he just walked back out the door, wonder if he knows what happened lol

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Never been caught, but once left a hilarious porn photo on the printer in my dad's study, I had forgotten about it, next think I know it was slid under my door, my parents and I never spoke about it.

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Never been caught, but once left a hilarious porn photo on the printer in my dad's study, I had forgotten about it, next think I know it was slid under my door, my parents and I never spoke about it.

Hahaha, I'm going to do that at work tomorrow :)

I'll see you all in the job centre :)

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haha this threads amazingley funny , have been cought with porn on comp , (in a fash).When you type summert on google image , the word stays there so when you typin summert wi same letter it poppes up.Must of done over 20 searches lol you dont even wonna know what it said. :lol: Just said it wo ma mate..

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Not bashing the bishop no. Apparently me and my gf were caught.... in my mates living room :S I say apparently as I can remember sweet F.A about that night due to excesive tequilla drinking. But the misses remembered enough of it unfortunately.

It was like 2am and his parents were on holiday so we went round his to carry on drinking after a party. He couldnt take anymore though and went upstairs to get aquainted with the toilet bowl. Then apparently I just pulled my troussers down whilst on his couch and demanded my gf to do the business. Even after over 2 years at uni I dont think I've been that drunk since.

anyway his little sister who was about 14 came downstairs and walked in. Apparently her words were just

"I think you better go now"

what made it even worse was that my gf never told me this happened until a few months later and I seriously had no recollection of it- I was completely battered. It was only then that I realised why I was getting such dodgy looks from his sister every time I went around.

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Never got caught tugging my rope but got caught shagging my ex. Brother walks in, I stop, still on top of her, I turn and talk to brother(who looks shocked) and she carried on! Dirty bitch :P

Lmao why the hell is she your ex :lol: birds like that need to be kept and i was just thinking bet someone on here has wanked over the GF thread :shifty:

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Nearly got busted once. I was on the bed giving it my all and the door starts to open as my sister walks in :( First thing i think of doing is throwing my arms in the air so fast she hopefully wouldn't see them anywhere in that area.... little did i realise that throwing them up and backwards so violently whilst sat on the edge of the bed would result in me falling off the bed backwards and falling in a heap on the floor with the duvet falling on top of me.

I unwittingly got myself completely out of sight and covered without meaning to, couldn't have planned it any better.

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i've never been caught wanking, although i have been collered in my mates mums bed with my ex at a party, and realised about a week later the johnny wrapper was left under the pillow!!

I never heard anything of it, but his mum must have found it on her return from the holiday she was on!!

bongo

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Was at the ex's one evening watching some tv, persuaded her to blow the trumpet. 2 minutes into her giving it a polish her mum and dad come through the front door. Never put it away so fast in my life.

Another time more recently, girl stays round all fine an dandy. Mum tells us to 'behave' ourselves. Anywhoo a week later shes cleaning my room and finds this girls bra underneath my bed..... :-

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Another time more recently, girl stays round all fine an dandy. Mum tells us to 'behave' ourselves. Anywhoo a week later shes cleaning my room and finds this girls bra underneath my bed..... :-

I don't get it how do girls forget bras?? It must be like me walking out the house without a t-shirt, your going to realise!!

Anyway never been caught wanking, actually i'm not to much into it :blink: but i have been caught more than once with females!! school proms and limos what a combination :rolleyes:

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Never been caught wanking, actually i'm not to much into it :blink:

Really? How can you be into Suicide Girls but not into wanking? Surely the two come hand in hand, or schlong in hand more to the point!

Incidentally if you're a member check out Jayney, she's a mate of mine from Ipswich, we had a thing a while back, lush!

Davey

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