Fish-Finger-er Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 never been caught with it in me hand, but when i was 14 or 15, remember some ginger bird liked me, wasnt really into her, but it was back in the day, when a notch on the bedpost, was still a notch on the bedpost. thought yea why not, turned out her house was free, went in, ready to do the dirty, while my mate sat across the road,smokin a fag. me an her went inside, i was naked, she was down to a thong, we wer just messin round, havin a bit of fun in her front room.unbeknown to me, one of my other mates little brothers had started talkin to the mate who was outside havin a fag. asked where I was, to which he replied "hes in there, knockin the back out of XXXX". my mates little brother, then ran hell for leather up the steps, into this house, opend the door, through the kitchen, and into the front room. luckily he ran through the house screaming "show me the punani" which gave us some warning, trouble was, she hopped up, grabbed the pile of clothes on the floor, and headed through the door into her hall, lockin it as she went. so when he came in, i was honest to god...stood there butt naked, with a 2l bottle of diet coke covering my manhood,smilin at him. did have time to hide behind the sofa, or pull the curtains down, but thought, "im gettin caught, lets have a laugh"now id of expected him to laugh, and bugger off, but no, he got on the phone to all of his mates, and told them to come see.luckily shed got dressed, and came in with my clothes before hed got chance to get his mates round, so i just ushered him out, shut and locked the door, and went back in for a quick kiss and fumble, before walking out, to see about 15 people sittin on the wall outside, all shouting and jeering,can only imagine how red my face looked. thats as close to gettin caught as i ever hope to get.oh yea, im good mates with the girls brother now too, not to sure if he knows, but never...ever want to think about discussing it with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 L M F A Ohahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 got caught shaggin my X girlfriends best mate, well not actually caught while doing it but she found out so it technically means i got caughthaha thats quite a good way to get back at ex partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Bowel Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I have had a few close calls.It would be pretty shit getting caught to be honest.I dont think i could talk to my rents for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathopper Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Revenge Sex always the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Dam i been caught twice with sister haha and few times by my bro, couldn't really give a shit what they think, i have needs and them needs need doiing sometimes. i do expect to be caught again but dont really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Dam i been caught twice with sister haha and few times by my bro, couldn't really give a shit what they think, i have needs and them needs need doiing sometimes. i do expect to be caught again but dont really care.um am i getting the wrong end of the stick here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) i think kyle likes incest keepin it in the family Edited December 14, 2006 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 incest, a game the whole family can play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) incest, a game the whole family can play.lmfao incest cabins an action packed family day out in the countryside kyle mite try a bit of welsh sheep as a different experience Edited December 14, 2006 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 ". luckily he ran through the house screaming "show me the punani" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 check my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 ace i can't wait for kyle to reply to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Erm...help i'm confused.Basement roo.....m?Edit:the mThat's it, from the front of the house it was like a bungalow, at the back her room was down seperate from the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Caught my cousin "at it", i just burst out laughin my tits off, fell on the floor and everything... he went VERY red!!! hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 That's it, from the front of the house it was like a bungalow, at the back her room was down seperate from the rest.Ok bud Cheers for clearing that up...Some of these stories truly are amazing lol,keep them coming (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ok bud Cheers for clearing that up...Some of these stories truly are amazing lol,keep them coming (Y)this topic should be a sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 ok. and if she had come in? what do we say then?We say, Hello there she wouldnt, she always speaks to gf outside the door and then its when gf says you can come in she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) alex!beastytrials Seconded . Edited December 14, 2006 by zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Kyles bi and incestial (made up word?) Cheesh, that's some pretty f**ked up shit right there.Y'all forgot to mention he did it with his brother aswell.\/ Rob, E's again? Edited December 14, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Kyles bi and incestial (made up word?) Cheesh, that's some pretty f**ked up shit right there.Y'all forgot to mention he did it with his brother aswell.sexy stuff can i watch? HIGH 5!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Kyles bi and incestial (made up word?) Cheesh, that's some pretty f**ked up shit right there.Y'all forgot to mention he did it with his brother aswell.\/ Rob, E's again?no his brother did it to him if you read carefullyand as of terror's comment i decided to post this borat it also involves incest Edited December 14, 2006 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Hahaha, daam you guys have sused me out, i love you all and yes alex about the sheep, i wouldn't mind giving one a sample..... love you all MWAHHHH .....XXXXXXX [attachmentid=8729] JUST gatherd as we're talking bout masterbation...i suplied some porn Edited December 14, 2006 by Kyle Hinchcliffe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Nope, never. Reflxes like i cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) Dam i been caught twice with sister haha and few times by my bro oh dear! Edited December 15, 2006 by matt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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