anzo Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) Q: Will Health And Safety ever be sexy?A: AQA thinks health and safety will never be sexy, however, strict rules and regulations are sexy for some people....looks like I'm shit out then. Edited April 30, 2007 by anzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) I just sent this question to my mates phone : I'm a 19 year old male called steven and i find my friend Jason attractive? Should i ask him to stop at my house, get him drunk so i can have my way with him?Edit:Answer is: AQA doesn't think you should get Jason drunk in order to have your way with him. Speak to him frankly to find out if the attraction is mutual. Edited April 30, 2007 by Jay Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) I asked "Where is David Simon Wilhelm Spain, what does he do and what else can you tell me about him?"Reply: David Simon Wilhelm Spain is one of 25 UK adults named David Spain. One of them went to university in Preston and lives in Highbury and works in music.Well, reassuring to know they can't find out anything about me. Edited April 30, 2007 by ScotchDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q: Where am I?A:AQA Thinks that you are at present , you are sitting in your bedroom, on your bed. YOua re alternating between watching TV and looking at your mobile phone.Not bad, replace TV for PC and it's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q: Now wheres me washboard?A: Behind the door.I bloody hope it isn't, couldn't handle that right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 LMAOAwesomei asked " i have a job interview on thursday , will i get the job "30 seconnds later, phone goes off" AQA thinks you will get the job, you'll have to be at your best though and make a fantastic impression. AQA knows your capable of it "LOL, lets hope there rightif only it said aqa loves you at the end that would top it off lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) I wanna ask it something, but i also wanna ask it something else, gah damn them and their single answering service.Wtfs this washboard thing about Beeco? Edited April 30, 2007 by Fat Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) This is probably abit of a sad question to ask but i was curious as to what they say.Q - Who is the better UK street trials rider ? Damon Watson or Neil Tunnicliffe.A - AQA: Neil Tunnicliffe is the better UK street trials rider. He has a inspiring natural talent & he is thought of as 'godlike' amongst his peers.They have not replied yet. Will edit once they have.Danny. Edited April 30, 2007 by Danny Kearns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 This is probably abit of a sad question to ask but i was curious as to what they say.Q - Who is the better UK street trials rider ? Damon Watson or Neil Tunnicliffe.A - AQA: Neil Tunnicliffe is the better UK street trials rider. He has a inspiring natural talent & he is thought of as 'godlike' amongst his peers.They have not replied yet. Will edit once they have.Danny.hahahaha god like made my day lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) Does Pete Wright own everything that ever existed?No Pete Wright does not own everything that ever existed. Everything that ever existed owns Pete Wright. But it's a matter of perception anything exists. That was a smidge dissapointing.Someone do something like does Fat Pants really have fat pants?That's a true test.Just asked 'Is Mat a noob? (mat = scopse) sent it to his phone. Edited April 30, 2007 by Fat Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Does Pete Wright own everything that ever existed?No Pete Wright does not own everything that ever existed. Everything that ever existed owns Pete Wright. But it's a matter of perception anything exists. That was a smidge dissapointing.Someone do something like does Fat Pants really have fat pants?That's a true test.someone ask how big there cock is lolor how far can you fall and hit the floor and survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 someone ask how big there cock is lolor how far can you fall and hit the floor and surviveYou found a drop gap or something ?Danny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 You found a drop gap or something ?Danny.hahahha nah well yes but nothing like that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q - Will Smo ever get married?A - Smo will get married to a man named Phil in three years. He loves her an incredible amount and they will be together for a long, long time.For anyone who knows the islanders... that's f*cking freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q - Will Smo ever get married?A - Smo will get married to a man named Phil in three years. He loves her an incredible amount and they will be together for a long, long time.For anyone who knows the islanders... that's f*cking freaky.pwnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 My question was at 1:30am...."If I have five bananas and a monkey takes one, what kind of pleating will be required to stop a windmill from penetrating my pneumatic hydro-dragon's golf ball?"My answer was..."This situation would clearly require Fortuny pleats, which are crisp pleats set in silk fabrics by designer Mariano Fortuny in the early 20th century."I think I have the winner there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Q: Why does my girlfirend sound like a man in the morning?A: AQA Believes your girlfriend might be slightly dehydrated in the morning which can make her voice sound deeper. Once she has a drink she should be fine...(shes drinkign and still sounds like a mountain goat ) *slap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Q. What contraceptive devices did the romans useA. Roman soldiers used condoms made from animal bladders. Soronos wrote that women should hold their breath, then sneeze violently after ejaculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 just sent..."what is the meaning of life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Q: "Why does my bike have no seat?"A: "Your bike has no seat because it's been stolen. Someone took advantage of your property when you left it parked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 just sent..."what is the meaning of life" Christ, you're original. You wasted your free go on THAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Christ, you're original. You wasted your free go on THAT?I can always have another " the middle of no where - how long would it take of Fat Pants to come and rape me ?!"lets wait for the return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 I can always have another " the middle of no where - how long would it take of Fat Pants to come and rape me ?!"lets wait for the return I think that's one of those questions that's better left unanswered..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Mines personal, but i actually said 'awwww' out loud when i got the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Mr Miyagi or Splinter from the Turtles- Which was the ultimate mentor/father figure? Should Splinter have been harder on Michelangelo and his pizza addiction? "Mr Myagi is the ultimate father/ mentor figur. Splinter was far too lenient on Michelangelo's pizza addiction and should have brought in Gillian McKeith"Icing. Cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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