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rich4130

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Helloo, Right i have a problem. Apart from the fact im ginger this problem Im very insecure about it and am quite shy/ embarresed about it. So im needing your advice on here.

Umm, right it all starts on the last tuesday afternoon. I was at home as i didn't have work. So i started surfing the internet, porn mostly as you do. I come across this site which i thought was really good. It had naked ladies playing with each others vaginal area and bums. Id never seen the bum thing before, licking and sticking fingers up the hole. I was intrigued to say the least.

So, what happens next is where my problem starts. I thought i'd try it myself. It when fine for the first 10mins then i realised i had started bleeding. But now i cant stop. Im way to scared to tell my doctor or friends as of what they would say...

I spoke to my mum about it, after a little shock she is now fully understanding. She said it could be worth useing tampons or panty towels. But im not sure. I dont want to go up to the counter and buy these things and i cant ask any females to do it as they will laugh at me. Plus will these things work?

What can i do????????

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The bleeding.

If you aren't messing about and this is serious then go see ur doctor dude, like ASAP! It's most likely an Anal fissure which is basically a split in the wall of your arse and it will take time to heal because of the regular dilating in that area, it will heal by itself eventually, or piles which will require medical attention of one sort or another, but the reason I'd go see your doctor is that the other thing it could be is bowl cancer and that's not funny at all!

Davey

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It was my thumb. I have long finger nails aswell.....

Now that is a bit confusing. It's no secret that I'm a bit of a dirty wrongen, so the idea has crossed my mind a few times to try this, and I can't imagine naturally going to use my thumb, the angle is just all wrong. Surely you'd go for the middle finger, as if you were pleasing a lady?!?

Davey

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I still think this is a pisstake, but i'll proceed...

If you've been bleeding for a few days now, try and get seen asap. Even if it means calling your local emergancy department. Don't phone 999, but contact them and see if they'll see you today.

If you cut yourself internally, it's not good, becuase it dosn't heal like skin, tampons etc are going to be useless, unless your goal is to stop blood getting on your boxers, becuase they only absorb the blood.

If you are shy, tell them you have a really kinky GF. Or if you can't manage that, tell them you had a mega fat shit. But definatly get seen asap.

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Your to shy to tell your doctor, but you would rather tell a couple of thousand teenager lads??

LOL

Yeah I'm fairly convinced this is a wind up, seems a bit pointless though because really who cares, no one even knows who Rich4130 is :S

Oh well, always good to highlight the risks of being a dirty f**ker!

Davey

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