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Byron Whitewick

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  4. Tonight, I Am Going To Drink Drive

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    My new years eve' is going to suck.

    I am going to a party, It should be a pretty good one at that.

    However, I am not able to stay, the owners' of the property of the party wish me not to stay as it is a house full of females. Basically.

    So I have no hope of getting a taxi, I'm not walking 25 miles, and NO one is able to give me a lift.

    I want to party and drink of course and the only way for me to get home is to drive, but of course I hear you say, "YOU DICK". Well, I have no choice in the matter.

    I packed 16 bottles of wife beater (Stella) and four cans of becks in my bag before I realized that I had no way of returning home.

    The legal driving limit is 80mg of alcy to 100mg of blood, thats roughly the same as 4 UK units. A can of Becks is 2.2 units, and a bottle of wife beater is 1.5. Therefore if I take one of each I will consume 3.7 units.

    Going on the basis that I'm a pretty big f**ker, and I'll be drinking steadily all night with water here and there, I think I'll be a-ok.

    Wish me luck.

    Baz

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