[Mickael Singelton/fatmike In Paris]

2 minutes 35 he actually says ooh lala!! mazin! crackin vid.

[My Car Sounds Like A Tractor - Mechanic Needed]

wheres the air filter on it? if it was under water level and water got sucked into the engine it probably bent a con rod, thats probably a write off... if its not that its probably electrical

[Ok Car People, Ponder This One.....]

why have i wasted so much time reading this?! some guy got it earlier game over.

[2 Pics Ive Taken]

first one is far too griany for the type of picture and the second one is ruined by the lack of depth and a bike is in the way. those pics are nothing to shout about.

[Omg What A Picture!]

bloody hell! unlucky!!

[Post A Picture Of Your....]

must have nothing better to do, you sad fock terror-error they look shit

[Im Still Here]

before anyone deletes this... i have a new car, 306 tdi, v fast.

[Headphones!]

errrr

my in ear jobbies MX300's cost me about 7 quid from richer sounds  and sound bloody amazing (plus the warrenty rocks) - they kick crap out of anything else out there... you wont look back.

i strongly strongly disagree, i had a pair, the left one went crackley, so i replaced them, it went again, ive had just about every pair of headphones on the market and i recommend the sony earbud headphones, they are £35 but deffinatly the best, last me ages, although you cant hear anything but music, like ear plugs, but the bass is amazing. i guess this is all pointless because your refering to home headphones!

[Dream Bike Kit]

put "!" in that translater!

[Girl Trouble]

this one i like except my gf lives in nottingham

just casual drop in that "i'm gonna go see my girlfriend now"..... and if she doesnt get the hint then just tell her to get off!

i dont know if shes too sure what shes done so i cant say anythin to her, she looks a little bit like jabba the hut, but worse, more like flabba the slut.

[Girl Trouble]

can someone help me please?! sensible comments respected but stupid comments make me think your a cradle of filth listnin twat.

[Girl Trouble]

i didnt know what to do, ill fill you in. basically all my mates have gone to uni so i only have like 5 left, so to keep in with the crowd i hang round with them. unfortinatly they all like to hang round at one of theyre girlfriends house. so im there, we all go to the pub and i stay up with her mum till 6 am, pretty sure shes goin through her midlife crisis because as we watched every episode of the office she got closer and closer until she was rubbing my hip saying how soft my skin was, then rubbing my ear with her nose and saying "you smell awfully nice" "you smell sooo nice" it went on like this and i was like errrrrrrrrr best go to bed... then she hugged me as i went to bed and held me for about 5 minutes, i was so scared! and shes not even a milf, and shes 48 and im 18. what the hoon do i do!!! the thing is we go round there like every day and i dont know how to react, im the most "mature" of the group do you think thats whgats done it? shes always textin me and ringin me!!! and ive got a girlfriend do i tell her?

[My Bykomech Tattoo]

i dont understand where the face is?

[How Do I Put Pedels In ?]

lefty loosey righty tighty is how I rember it! but remember that the left one is lefty tighty righty loosey(I think) I work in a bike shop as a mechanic ud think id no!!!