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  1. Hi,

    I came up to study at Newcastle uni 2 years ago and couldn't manage to find anyone to ride with up here. Saw a lot of DJ'ers and BMX'ers around but I just couldn't find any trials riders. I kept riding for a few months, but after a while I just got bored without having anyone to ride with so I sold my beautiful bike and gave it up.

    Now I'm starting to miss it an I really want to buy a new mod and get back into it, so I just wondering if there are any riders on here that live in the area and were happy to let me join them for a few rides every now and then?

    Cheers

  2. Hi there,

    I haven't posted on here for quite some time so sorry in advance if I posted this thread in the wrong place! Anyway I have just moved to newcastle uni and I have got my bike with me so was just wondering if there are any other riders in the area or at the uni who would be interested in going for a ride sometime?

    Thanks ;)

  3. Is that not covered on warranty. I work at a specialized shop and any problems with a specialized bike is an instant brand new frame on warranty! Even if its not covered on warranty then you should still be able to get a new frame as it seems as though it has happened with quite a lot of XTP's. Infact the fact that it has happened to so many shows a clear design fault and if the koxx didnt refund you, you could probably take them to the small claims court.

  4. Okiedokie. Heres the story. For christmas I'm taking my girlfriend down to London on thursday for the day (10am untill 11pm) and I myself have never been before being a yorkshire lad so obviousley I know bugger all about the place except what I have learnt from monopoly lol! So I was wondering If people could tell me their opinions on what the best things to do/see while I am there are because I need to make a plan before I go to get the most out of the day.

    Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated?

    Thanks :)

    Oh few things, I have about 200 quid max to spend, and Im 16 but easily get away with 18 lol!

  5. Really random but I haven't posted on tf for ages sooo.... Everyone what is your favourite aftershave. I.e which aftershave do you find is most preferred by the ladies. By the end we can see which has got the majority vote to see the overall fragrance king!

    Hmmmm I find personally that CK eternity summer goes down quite well

    Bring on the voting!

    :D

  6. Get a 200cc 8hp honda engine, fit a clutch, cog, chain and accelerator and heypresto offf you go at like 50mph wahoo. Would cost about 270 for all that gear new by the way. :D. Or if you have little or no money then get yourself down to a machinery auction and pick up a banger old lawnmower for like a tenner and beast your bike up (Y)

  7. In my opinion Echo teams and zoo pythons are probably the strongest frames out on the market at the moment. I haven't heard much about the echo lite but thats probably worth a try as well. Deffinately wouldn't go for a t-pro or a levelboss and its allways a bit dodgy running a koxx on street.

  8. Wooooo I can see it now. Haha why is everyone getting soo excited.. It looks pretty much identical to the 06 except it has a bit of black paint sprayed on it. Probs will have some good improvements geometry and weight wise though although I think the rear disc only was a bad idea.

  9. 4)THE CLASSIC VERSION:

    >

    > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

    > and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool,

    > and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is

    > warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he

    > dies out in the cold.

    >

    >

    >

    > THE END

    >

    >

    > THE BRITISH VERSION:

    >

    > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

    > and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool,

    > and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is

    > warm and well fed.

    >

    > The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why

    > the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less

    > fortunate, like him, are cold and starving.

    >

    > The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with

    > cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home with a table laden

    > with food.

    >

    > Britons are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper

    > is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.

    >

    > The Labour Party, Greenpeace and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate

    > in front of the ant's house. The BBC, interrupting a Jamaican cultural

    > festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts them

    > singing "We Shall Overcome"

    >

    > Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the ant has

    > gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate

    > tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

    >

    > In response to polls, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and

    > Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the

    > summer.

    >

    > The ant's taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to hire

    > grasshoppers as helpers.

    >

    > Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed retroactive

    > taxes, the government repossesses his home.

    >

    > The ant moves to Spain, and starts a successful wine-exporting company.

    >

    > A Panorama special later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last

    > of the ant's food, though Spring is still months away, while the council

    > house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles

    > around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain it.

    >

    > Inadequate government funding is blamed, Trevor Phillips is appointed to

    > head a commission of enquiry that will cost £10,000,000.

    >

    > The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Daily Mirror blames it

    > on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair

    > arising from social inequity.

    >

    > The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders, praised by

    > the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity, who

    > promptly set up a marijuana plantation and terrorise the community.

    >

    > THE END

    Hahahaahhaahahaha that made me laugh soo much :lol:

    Ok here are some from my brain cause I can't find them on the internet so they might be a bit crap lol.

    1) Everyday a nun catches the A45 bus back to her nunnerry. One day as she gets on the bus, a dirty bum gets on as well. The Bum goes up to her and says "fancy a shag". The nun is repulsed by the bum and replies "no, how dare you, I am a catholic nun and must maintain my virginity as I am married to God". The bum gets pissed off but walks away non the less.

    Next day the bum gets on again and asks her the same question only to recieve the same reply again. Everyday after that the bum kept trying it on with the nun but never got anywhere. So by now he really wanted t shag the nun but he was annoyyed that he couldn't do it, But that day the bus driver said "pssst, come over here, do you wanna shag that nun over there" the bum replied "yes" so the bus driver continued with a plan "everyday night the nun go's to the graveyard to lay flowers at this gravestone, what you gotta do is ........................................"

    Next day the nun is at the graveyard at the gravestone the bus driver told the bum about. She was laying flowers when suddenly from behind the gravestone appeared a figure dressed as god "NUN, I AM GOD, YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME" the non was astonished and replyed "well I cannot refuse god although I still don't want to lose my virginity, can you not take me up the ass instead" "OK" said god.

    So they had anal sex and after they had finished the God jumped backwards and ripped off a god costume saying: "Hahahahahahahahaha I am the bum from the bus"

    But then the nun jumped backwardsand ripped of a nun costume saying: "Hahahahahahaha I am the Bus Driver!"

    2) A bum on the street was feeling really dirty so decided he must have a wash. He was walking along and spotted a fountain big enough to bathe in and lucky for him.. at the side of the fountain were 2 bars of soap.

    The bum is washing away in this fountain when suddenly he notices three nuns walking along the street towards him... "Shit" he thinks "I can't have three nuns seeing me naked like this". So he quickley jumps out and hides in a bush.

    The nuns are walking along when the first nun notices something poking out of a bush. She go's up to it and gives it a yank and a bar of soap popped out "ooo look" she says "I got a bar of soap". The second nun walks up to it and gives it a yank and another bar of soap popped out "oooo I got a bar of soap too" she said. Then the third nun walked up to it and gave it a yank "oooooooooo I got shampoo"

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