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If I didn't buy a bloody house last year, I'd have a nice car, nice clothes and probably would of treated myself to a pejazzle by now.
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Well before it was all groovey and we were both going at it equally, but at the end it was me spending time with her, so I kinda just turned a blind eye to it and thought nowt of it all.
Anyway I'm going out with her tomorrow now so all is well, so far.
You can pretty much ignore what I'm about to write as you're going out with her tomorrow anyway. But girls do last minute resistance all the time, they realise the point in the night is coming where they want to at least kiss you but they don't want to look like a slag so they show disinterest in the hope that you'll work harder for her attention and make her feel like it's okay to do whatever it is she wants to do. Honestly the best thing to do so you don't look like a Beta male is to totally ignore her, go and chat to some other chick to make her jealous, make her work for your attention and make it look like your Alpha enough to not give a shit and you're happy to just crack on with the next girl.
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I really thought Ali C had a whole battalion of cats, can't you borrow any of his?
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Remember, don't be a bitch.
Act like you want to break up with her. She needs to realise that your love is earnt and if she is the best person to receive your love then she's got to realise she can't go f**king your car up and kicking off.
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Get some new ones without telling him and keep the others as a trophy?
Are you a serial killer?
He knows, he just doesn't want to admit it.
Was she really hairy like all Germans?!
She was totally shaven, apart from her head and eyebrows. I was hoping for atleast a little under arm fluff to spice things up.
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To cut a long story short, I pulled a german girl last night, she was ginger and I found it all very amusing (thought it'd be a good opportunity to sleep with a ginger and german in one go to overcome my previous curiousities). Went back to my mates with her and sexed rather pitifully, way too much whiskey and these condoms I found that apparently have numbing stuff inside them (seriously I could punch my dick and it didn't hurt) anyway after a couple of average sex sessions went to sleep.
Woke up in the morning and she'd came on her period in the night and there was some hefty blood stain on the sheet. I couldn't help but laugh but kicked her out nonetheless and now I feel pretty bad that my mates bed sheets got all messed up. I tried washing them before he woke up and there's still resemblance of the blood but he thinks it could be a coffee stain.
Do I tell him or not?
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'The Great Escape.'
That's generally what the victims trying to do anyway.
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He doesn't have a leg to stand on, you didn't sell it with a warranty, mechanical things break and its a fact of life. If he bought it when it was working fine and now it's not working, he's broken it and he's probably trying to pull a fast one so he doesn't have to pay to fix it.
The police can't do anything, he's trying to scare you and a 30 day money back guarantee on faulty goods would be if the goods were faulty as they arrived, that's not the same as a 30 day warranty which he I don't think you sold with it.
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Me, you, Simp - we just need Kev and Fish to make "that" night happen again.
Oh and Muel there were pics the other week, shame on your or missing 'em.
You up for it? We just need a place to stay. I'm seriously up for a night out in pompey.
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Saturday night on the DJ memorial weekend? I'm up for going out.
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*Some studies have even demonstrated an increase in muscle strength in endurance athletes as a result of taking Carnitine.
It must be true.
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I can't see any video :/
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Happy for you OP.
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I went to Sensation Black when I was like 17 I think. That was some pretty savage shit. I can't really remember names of guys but I think DJ Prophet was pretty big. Anyway, it all got to sound a bit samey and that pic of the douche with Dre headphones at the top of this topic has all but killed the whole hardstyle scene for me. Dildo.
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Wow.
Okay, so next I would be removing the hard drive from the laptop and putting it into my laptop and basically doing exactly what I needed, whether it be run a livecd, just plug my usb mouse in to save some shit or just reinstalled windows.
Out of interest, why cant you get into the BIOS? I take it your smashing the shit out of F10, F12 and all the other BIOS related keys on boot up?
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Soooo.... you need to be reinstalling the operating system.
If she has stuff on there she wants to keep, pictures of her boyfriends ballbag, homework etc. then you need to be running some LiveCD like knoppix to get it off. Atleast with knoppix running it'll recognise USB related things and you'll be able to navigate around the hard drive to get the stuff you/she wants off it. Then it's just a case of starting with a blank page again.
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http://support.ts.fujitsu.com/download/Index.asp?LNG=COM
Pop the serial number thats on the lappy into there, have a look for some USB related drivers and then go from there.
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I know what you mean, Battlefield takes an infinite more amount of intellect to play than COD, oh that's right, I just opened that can of worms.
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I'm a PS3 hom that loves to play Battlefield 3, add me for alligator slapping fun.
Oh yeah, my userthing is: Scopsie
ADD MEEEE
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F**k having a car battery in a bedroom, high curent, heat and chemicals.
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This is kind of weird, I'm an Avionics Techy in the RAF, sucks you didnt get in though mate they're attempting to lay off 7,000 of us. Dont settle for some shit job, I could of easily got put off when I was joining up. Broke my ankle so couldn't do the medical and then my trade closed for about 6 months but I stuck with trying to get in and now I've been in over 3 years and it's good. I cant see myself doing anything else other than winning the lottery. What I'm saying is get some motivation and do not give up with whatever you pursue. Good luck buddy.
The Inevitable Question... Where is everyone?
in Chit Chat
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It's nice to have a look through this thread and reminisce at all the (old) faces! I'm glad this forum is still going and people are staying in touch to some degree.
For the record, you may remember me as 'Scopse' or 'Gok Wan'. Not sure why I chose either of those names but I do have fond memories of what was a pathetic attempt at a threesome with Simps back in the day and it somehow found its way on to an equally terrible trials video that somehow didn't get taken down by mods for an astounding 2 days.