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!laycky!

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  1. That bike manuels so dammmmm nice......callum im jelous :o the verry little gold compliments the white well .....dont change anything...... looks perfect

    ride soon buddie

    dave!

    x

    i thought you when to back to bmxing

    anyway lush bike really nice white and gold together.

  2. Why did the woman cross the road?

    Never mind that, what the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen?

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    Teacher to class "What does your dad do at the weekend?"

    Little jack "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes when the money is right he lets punters bang his arse and come in his mouth"

    Teacher pulling jack aside "Is that true?"

    "No miss, truth is he goes to watch Man City but I was too embarrassed to say!"

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    How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?

    You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth

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    Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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    A Woman is in hospital in need of a blood transfusion.

    Luckily her Husband has the same blood type as her, so he gave her 2 pints of his blood.

    She soon made a full recovery and the couple lived happily on.

    15 years later they divorce and the man asked for EVERYTHING back, including the blood.

    So, She whipped out her Bloody Tampon and put it in his hand.

    "WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING??" the bloke yelled,

    "Paying you back in monthly installments!!"

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    just a couple for you lot.

    laky

  3. hope no one sees this as racist

    Zebo a half blind 5 year old african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to skool with only one leg on a bike with buckled wheels and no brakes.Give just a small donation of two pounds and...

    we'll send you the video it is f**ki*g hilarious.

    if anyone finds this racist ill edit it.just pm me or something

    if the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up

    but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck...

    so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up

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