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Hello, Ryan. Here are your challenges. 1. Draw a picture in MS paint of teddy sheringham the ex Tottenham Hotspur footballer. You cannot use text or clues but the image must contain some sort of visual identifiers that it is Teddy Sheringham and you may also add any artistic flourishes as you wish to the piece. If it is not immediately recognisable 2. Write a DREAM DIARY. Here you must write 500 words about the pervious nights dream, the only rules are that it has to be FUNNY and True. I'll find out if you are lying, you b*****d. 3. Make a comic where you recreate the epic tale of Teddy Sheringham's opening at Manchester United. Here is the story you must recreate. In June 1997, Sheringham agreed to join Manchester United in a £3.5million deal. He was signed to replace the iconic Eric Cantona whose retirement had left the Old Trafford faithful demanding a big name to fill the gap. Ironically, his first competitive game for the club was against his former employees, Tottenham, at White Hart Lane. Throughout the game, Sheringham suffered jeers and boos from his former fans, who had been angered by the fact that Sheringham had accused Tottenham of lacking ambition when he made his transfer. In the 60th minute with the score at 0-0, Sheringham missed a penalty, although ended up on the winning side as two late goals gave United the win. Do it in 10 frames. In MSpaint Do it in 48 hours aswell. OR YOU WILL BE SORRY.

Accepted. A warning shot if you will. I also give you guest challenger Dr.Nick again since I am busy.

I give NO SHITS. It is not about the challenge you get but the results you produce.

Nope, read the rules. Though your participation in the game was admirable at best, you've really managed to make some pretty terrible stuff, which while it was funny the first time is against the rules. Your double threat match with Sam Doman is now over and I think as a SHOW OF FORCE we should start the bannings RIGHT NOW. Mark! INITIATE THE BAN? (10days).

and if there is no response you will either have to make a youtube video of Danny Kearns or be the first victim of account suicide.

Welcome to the doublethreat match, Sam and Alex. 1. You must use household objects to construct the best fortress possible. Any and all modifications are encouraged, the tougher the better. Man this fort and provide photographic evidence. 2. In the vein of Meat Loaf you must create the lyrics to the worlds best love song. A power ballad of truly epic proportions is at least 12 minutes long so a good 500+ words should suffice. 3. You must try and faithfully recreate the scene from Star Wars: A New Hope's DVD cover using only household objects. The best in 48 hours wins the title, you may only post one challenge submission. Who will post first? Who will wait to see what they have to beat to win? Time it right or BAN. GO.

Who wants to go up against Alextheferret, do you think you can outwit, outplay and outlast him? It's a double threat match with double the rewards for DOUBLE THE RISK.

I liked the fact that he thought out of the box of traditional measurements for a ferret and instead just designed something like a person, it was so bad that it is good, don't you agree?

GOOD, GOOD. You are all learning! HAVING FUN AND LEARNING. Zhi-Sam is NOT BANNED!

I LIKE IT, YOU ARE IN.

Unacceptable. Do MORE BETTER. and NEVER STRAY OUT OF THE CHALLENGE GUIDELINES.

Good, then I'm going to physically stop you from doing it.

I don't know, can I physically stop you from doing it?

Hello Alex, here is CHALEGZ! 1. Using objects found in and around your house you must create a life size replica of a ferret. You will then provide photographic evidence of you and the ferret chilling out with a drink together. 2. Write a 500 word essay on the behavioural traits of a ferret and read it aloud in either a video or mp3 format. 3. You must walk down Southampton high street in a Portsmouth football shirt, if you do not have a portsmouth football shirt you will CREATE ONE. Photographic or Video evidence is required with a preference for the video please. 48 HOURS: GO GOG OGOGOGOGOGOGO

ALRIGHT. 1. Create a 10 frame comic in MS Paint detailing how the Reichstag Fire in 1933 helped the Nazi Party gain control over Germany. Bonus points will be given for correct fact inclusion and general awesomeness of the PICS. One frame must be a close up of Hitlers face cackling. 2. Make a 30 second Youtube video of you rapping the first verse to the popular song "Everyday I'm Hustlin" by the venerable Rick Ross. Bonus points will be given for dropping any phat freestyles along the way. 3. Create a 3-course homemade cooking tutorial and post it up here, it must include at least 10 photos and must have a photograph of the finished products with you in the picture and a piece of paper saying verbatim, "HELLO TF MY NAME IS STOOZIE, HERE I AM COOKING IN THE KITCHEN". Remember it MUST BE 3 COURSES. YOU b*****d. YOU GOT 48 HOURS, FRECKLES. START.

COMING UP SOON! Dr.Nick in special guest appearance challenge set. Who will be the next to go IN? What terrifying punishment will they incur!? FIND OUT IN A BIT.

Hello Sam, here are your challenges; 1. Take a picture of yourself in the medway marshes pretending to bury the dead bodies of children. Your likeness to the yorkshire ripper in the photo will be the judge of it's quality. 2. Write a 500 word email to your local council complaining of the upkeep of the marshes increasing murderer activity in the area. You must get a reply. 3. You must write a 500 word poem about your fair county of Kent in the style of a medieval poet. Points will be rewarded for creativity and references to the MEDWAY MEGALITHS. Do this in 48 HOURS OR YOU ARE DONE FOR, BRO!

You all have to do one of these challenges, whoevers results are the best in the next 48 hours will be crowned the winner and as always if you don't participate you get BANNED. FOR A BIT. 1. You must create the highest tower possible out of objects in your room, the higher the better and then take a picture. Bonus points will be awarded for creative phototaking and posing. 2. You must all create a song using any means necessary, remember this isn't a competition of quality, but creativity. Results will be much better if it is obvious that it is actually you making the song and not someone else. 3. You must write a short story (500 words) to the theme of what you think will happen in the future. Bonus points for creativity. You must complete one of these tasks within 48 hours and the most impressive results will yield the largest reward. If you fail I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN YOU MOTHERS. EDIT: Included timeframe and Sam Ward and Has ANyone seen my shoe

The sandcastle is good because it was made by a single man on a beach making a sandcastle with a pot noodle pot and taking pictures of it, not because it is a particularly beautiful piece of architecture. So all you people saying it's not good enough can GO f**k YOURSELVES, PUSSIES. Hello NicP. Here are your challenges. 1. Make a youtube video of you freerunning doing whatever that gay parkour stuff is in the worst way imaginable to the soundtrack of dancing queen by abba. It must be no longer than 30 seconds. 2. Go into town and inside McDonalds or another popular food retailer do some freerunning on the inside of it, picture evidence must be handed in. Also you must not damage any property or people you freerunning MANIAC. OR GET ARRESTED. 3. Write a 500 word email to your school about implementing freerunning as a new class, put yourself forward to teach and you may only use the word school once, but you can get creative with that one. You must elicit a reply. Go run around or something, GO.

Your only brief is THE WORST YOUTUBE COVER IMAGINABLE, do with this what you will. I'm sure you can do something good.

We have our first pass with distinction! Good effort. I give you a little respect and might stretch to giving you a high five once or twice, BUT NO MORE. Also you AREN'T BANNED.

Hello, Tom. Here are your challenges; 1. Make a video of yourself rocking out to only the most brut4l and gr1m t3ch m3tal song for the full duration. Points will be awarded for hilarity and extremity of tech metal. 2. Go to the Palace Theatre in Mansfield in some sort of theatre related costume and bust out your most theatrical pose on camera. Bonus points will be awarded for accuracy of costume. 3. Write a myspace comment (the longer the better, I don't know their word limit) to the worst Mansfield metal band you can find offering them a once in a lifetime offer to be on your new RECORD COMPANY. This must elicit a response. Bonus points for hilarity of metal band. You have 48 hours to complete one of these challenges. GO!

Sometimes the stupidity is not counted by the amount of pain, but in the method of getting there. I don't care if he gets hurt or not, I just want a video of a man named glen driving a remote control car into himself.

Hello, Hannah. Here are your challenges; 1. Take 10 photos of yourself swearing at Danny Kearns from different angles. If any angle is duplicated more than once you fail this task. In addition to this you may only use each swear once, after using the obligatory middle finger and double finger approach you must create your own swears, no swear can be duplicated or you fail this task. Points will be deducted if your face is in any of the pictures. 2. Take a photo of yourself with 3 other people giving praise the stoke on trent pottery industry by marvelling at the wonders of a genuine example of Stoke On Trent pot variant. Points are deducted if anyones face is in the picture, most importantly yours. We must however be able to tell that the photo is produced by you, you can work out how to do this yourself. 3. Write a 500 word email to your school explaining that you are the parent of a child who went to school there 20 years ago and complaining that he is not clever enough. You may not use the words: the, child, school. You must elicit a reply. You must complete one of these challenges within 48 hours. BEGIN. EDIT: One more challenge because it would be GREAT. 4. Make a youtube video filled with pictures of Danny Kearns to the music of "Bryan Ferry - Shakespeares Sonnet No.18". This challenge has a 24 hour time limit, but gets DOUBLE REWARDS.

Hello, Jason. Here are your challenges. 1. Post the worst youtube cover song video imaginable. Bonus points for annoying people so much they feel the need to comment. 2. Write a 500 word email to your girlfriend explaining that you hate her and are breaking up with her. You cannot use the words; me/you/girlfriend/boyfriend. You must reference the fact that you know that she is with you just for the money she'll get when she marries you then kills you and reaps the "delicious life insurance". You must elicit a response. 3. Take a photo/video of yourself practising the art of domestic abuse on your girlfriend (in a non violent way, of course). Bonus points for non-violent extremity. EDIT: You have 48 hours to complete one of these tasks.