ShiroKage

spend all your money on some carbon pace forks!!!!! RC31s are pretty much the nuts.

i love doing picnic benches, because theres lots u can try, specially if you're just starting out. good fun if theres a bunch of them too, theyre fun to gap. its not technically that hard but its good practice and it looks impressive if you've never seen the sport before..... kage

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah alla the time! its proper gay!

a film, now theres a thought....... Its a shame that beat takeshi's dead, i feel he would have portrayed just the right amount of emotion in this high-action adventure......

i reckon you could get away with keeping your cassette and mech but make it 22t up front. that means u can still have a half decent gearing for off roading.

hahaha oh yes......

Hahaha i'm glad you're all enjoying my distress.... (Y) I halucenated once too when i was little, in the middle of the night. Apperently i put on my mums dressing gown and woke everyone up because i was upset i couldnt find the keys......??? keys to what i'm not sure but maybe you'll all have another giggle to this without taking into account my obviously not intirely stable subconscious...... wicked. Kage

it was actually terrifying, especially the ninja gaiden bit, altho i did feel a little like a hero... methinks some sort of spin-off is to be had, trials ninja or something..... hmmm, watch this space.... Kage

Last night I had possibly the cerraziest dream i've ever had, here it is: I was riding home from somewhere and i noticed some randoms wearing like, knights helmets and shoddy macs and robes and weird stuff, now in my dream they were like pikeys and that made total sense to me at that point.... Then i remember trying to avoid 2 youngish pikeys that were twins after hearing weird stories (some of which i know are sorta real) about how they get away with anything and there aint a lot the police can do.... But they spot me and start yelling stuff in that weird not quite irish accent so i just ignore it but, obviously, they start following. So i ride faster. and they run faster. and for some reason they can run INCRRRREDIBLY fast. But hurrah! i'm coming to a rather steep hill (btw its like a residential sorta area) so i bomb it down and pray to christ that i dont fall off, and of course the magically fast pikeys are catching up... Then i see a woman coming out of her house so i bomb it towards her and plea with her to let me in like a little wuss and she does. I dont know her, but she leaves to do her shopping anyway... So now i'm safe and the turbo-pikeys cant get me. So they start to leave and then i remember my bike is outside!! :P how gash. and they start riding it and f*cking with it so i think "right, i know the police wont do anything and it cost me a fortune so i'm gonna have to go out there" so i creep out the back door and for some reason i'm about to smack one of them when they get bored and push my bike into a ditch. rubbish. but i fish it back out and creep back to this womans house. Right. This is where it gets really weird. At this point i THINK i've woken up. And obviously i'm thinking "what a strange dream" so i try to turn the lights on to get my bearings but theyre not working. for some reason the TV is though so i turn that on to get some light and i realise my bike's gone (yes, i actually keep it in my room so it doesnt get nicked, btw my room is a converted garage...) And then i twig that the lights dont work but everything else does.... OBVIOUSLY ITS SABOTAGE! and i notice summat outside... thinking its incredibly fast pikeys i scramble to my door to lock it and then back off (remember at this point i actually think i'm awake) But the pikeys crash through the window!!! only its not pikeys, its those weird mutated army agents from the later levels of ninja gaiden. RIIIGGGHHHTTTT. theres lots so i'm grabbing everything i can to throw at them, namely plates and bowls for some reason... until i reason that i do actually have a rather handy sword sitting on top of my desk so i grab that and start slicing away at the inconsiderate twats. Yes i still think i'm awake... Now i cant remember exactly what happens after this, but the next thing i know i'm in a bike shop getting repairs done after i fish it out of that ditch. Oh thats not too bad, just need a new rear mech, needed an upgrade anyway... This is where the real nightmare begins.... £16000?!?! And if i cant pay you'll take my bike away?!?! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! true story. Kage

Yeah i've got a Giro Xen in the new white camo, its lush. I managed to get a demo one for cheap at my local bike shop with a bit of sweet talkin.

hahahaaaaaaa thats brilliant. I'm gonna burn all of them

hahaha i got a funny story about a moth for those who hate the little f*ckers: I just got out of a nice hot shower a few months back, and had the window open to let out some of the steam and while i was drying off one of those huge b*****d moths came in the window, like the baby bird sized mofos, and flew straight at my face at about warp 10, so i panicked and did the only thing i could think off.... try and catch it? oh no. flail wildly even? gettin closer.... I punched the little sh*t in the face. hahahaaaa it was awesome i didnt even think about it and before i knew it i had full on knocked out a moth. Then it just twitched on the carpet for a bit, i was scared to touch the little blighter so i dried off and went to find a mug or whatever to pick it up and chuck it out but when i got back to the bathroom it had gone! little p*ssy had run away like a little girl-moth. Brilliant. Kage

i ride stock and use DMR moto RTs in 2.4, mostly because i wanted to try summat new but more because i ride street mostly and hate riding in the wet. for dry urban stuff i havent found nowt better

high rollers are super sweet. If you do more urban riding then consider DMR moto RTs, i do more street than anything and go with a set of RTs in 2.4" theyre rawking.

I like the original idea, and the camo idea. so i have a new one. Has anyone seen the new Giro XEN helmets in white camo...??? how about the original design but in camo ie black and white camo. that'd be fookin lush. and then you could buy a helmet to match! whatever you do, keep the halo combats, i swear by them, theyre awesome. if weight aint an issue, then spend a bit more and get the SAS combats, they rock.