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  1. Earthquake

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    Yeah felt it up here too, at exactly 1:04. I'd only just gone to bed..got upstairs to put a dvd on then everything started shaking and wobbling, then I heard an almighty crash as stuff off the top of my mu mand dads wardrobe fell down. Scary stuff :\

  4. Im In The Shit

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    It wasn't an accident it was a collision, the word accident implys that nobody was to blame, but actually there was someone to blame.

    nice one snappel (Y)

    I was about to quote hot fuzz on that one lol.

    It seems the thing to do is what happened when I got knocked off my bike, hit the person/knock them off...get out, start having a go at them saying look at all the damage and not give a toss about if they're ok. On a serious note though good luck mate, out of interest what car is it? I got the vauxhall bit but what model?

  5. What Was Your "first Time" Like

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    I don't quite get what you mean, it's one of two I'm guessing:

    1) Dumping her could get me battered by the "rough as f**k" family.

    OR

    2) I should have stayed with her and used them as protection against people.

    Wasn't really scared of them to be honest, just don't like to be associated with people like that - call me a snob but I'm better than them. lol, sounds well up my own arse but that's what I think and I'm sticking with it!

    Lol well I was on about option 1...I hadn't thought about option 2 lol (though it could be done). I understand you when you say you don't want to be associated/you're better than them.

  6. What Was Your "first Time" Like

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    I dumped the hot red head because her Dad was in prison for armed robbery and her brother was a thug. Not the ideal family to be getting in with to be honest.

    Shame really because she was nothing like her scummy family! If she said she was adopted I'd have believed her.

    Her family are hardnuts/rough as f**k, and you shagged her and got rid of her however long after, not quite the way things are done around here lol. I felt like THE man about 25 minutes after I first did it, then the novelty wore off.

  13. What Was Your "first Time" Like

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    My wang was all ready to go,until it got near the glory hole, and then I couldn't get a boner for like half an hour...was a right b*****d,did it in the end and all went well (Y).

    You're a sexual guy lol.

    edit: or you could of meant first time tugging,the time when you think you've broke it. In which case no it went smooth as a whistle.

  15. Speed Cameras

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    But bongo you have no number plate on ze front, unless you have a car again that I haven't read about....Probably have.

    Edit: just re-read and you put 'Driven' not 'Ridden' I'll shut up lol

  17. School Exclusion

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    My missus is studying to be a teacher, primary though. She's said there's absolutely no way she'd go any older, because once they get to senior school they start becoming absolute bastards.

    Good god, don't know if it's just my area but some of the kids at primary schools around here are as bad as the fools in high school, even in my nieces class (she's 7) there's kids that tell the teachers to f**k off and stuff. And you hear about little kids hitting there teachers.

    I was a good boy in school though :D except in year 11 when me and a few mates bobbed pretty much every lesson because the teachers just sat us in the class and didn't do f**k all with us, so we used to go across the fields with our air rifles and have a few sessions...Never got found out til labout 2 weeks before I left school and my mum had a phone call about my abscenses (spelling) of course my mum didn't know anything about it, she asked me about it so I denied it and said I'd go see the woman who called tomorrow (I didn't and I heard nothing of it again). In about year 8/9 we had a maths teacher called Mr Parker, he was soft as shit so people used to chuck pens and the board rubber at him and throw desks and tables around the class, and he was walking across the class with the big poles that they use to open the windows and some lad tripped him so he put the pole right through the window, not long after that he ended up having a nervous breakdown and we never saw him again. I didn't mis-behave in school though, I just didn't really do anything.

  21. The Gym Thread...

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    Been training properly for 4 weeks now,but on and off for a year before that. My diet mainly consists of pasta, chicken, potatoes, and my favourite is loads of salmon and cucumber in a baguette, I'm eating constantly all day but still aren't putting anything on. I train every other day 4 days a week.

  22. The Gym Thread...

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    Right I'm looking for a/some supplements that will increase my muscle size paired with a good work out,now the work out I have but the supplements I don't (hence why I'm asking for them) Now I've heard that creatine is good so I'm getting some of that tomorrow just till I find out more. So can anybody recommend supplements that actually worked and possibly where to get them from, too tired to read through god knows how many pages searching for it + I'm watching Rise of the foot soldiers.

    Thanks

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