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Josh!!

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  1. the questions that chavs ask and the answers i give them is : q) "wheres your seat mate" a) "oh my mum uses it as a dildo" q) "lets have a shot on your bike" a) lets have a shot wi your mum" chav: "du you want a f**king smack" me: no why? then they just go away but sometimes you have to make a run for it
  2. Lmao when he says "f**k this im off f***ing home" he's got a sock tyed round his leg. any way unlucky with the dop man looked nasty
  3. :$ give me 5mins im new to this uploading
  4. but should i ..................... yesssss
  5. anyone want to see the 2006 zoo python with green fluo rims cos my best m8 is here with it now and i could just go take a picture for yyou to see but should i .....................
  6. looks a good bike what year is it ?? is that by any chance danny swindlehursts old bike cheeers josh ...........
  7. ok the best way to bleed a magura in a bath is this : step 1: take your brake of your bike step 2: get a bleed kit (syringe and pipe) step 3: go to your bathroom step 4: undo the grub screw on the magura lever step 5 : undo the screw on the master cylinder (the bottom end) step 6 : put the pipe with a nipple on and screw it in the master cyllinder step 7: pull the water through the lever till it fills the syringe up (doing this underwater) step 8 : squirt the water out of the syringe (step 9 : repeat this as many times as you want step 10 : put the screw back in the lever (underwter so no air gets in ) step 11 : do the same on the master cyllinder step 12 : fit it back on your bike and go ride whoooopss didnt see the first post i thought how do you bleed maguras in the bath :$
  8. yes i would advise yourselff to do it its really easy you will need a metal cutting disc and a grinder and googles josh ......
  9. there is only pink yellow and green fluo colours aire valley have them all wayne picked them up in devon and crammed them in his car and me ali c and robbie were in there with tires rims flooding it but it was a laugh ps they dont have white in for some reason dont know why though josh .....
  10. i always wear my helmet never seen riding my bike without it. has anyone got any vids of bad falls with no helmets would be interesting to see
  11. i would definately go for 'road tape' the raod racing cyclists use it it is so comfy n you get a big rollof it and wrap it round put a bit of tape at each end, bobs your uncle no sore hands
  12. once i fell off i thought shit thats me f**ked ive travelled all the way to devon from yorkshire for f**k all but i thought no im just going to keep riding went to next section and cleaned it and i thought haha f**k you bruise ill beat you
  13. i did this down in devon at the weekend at the british championship it dosent look too bad but it god damn hurt
  14. yes nick is going up with meeeeeeeee weel be up there for about 11
  15. me im going its josh btw on the monty me and a few mates are going up
  16. aire valley cycles sell them but sometimes wayne has the odd one going cheap for about 75 80 quid if you get in touch with hime then he'll tell you
  17. what was the local bike shop called?? if you want a re bleed them aire valey cycles are quiet good at them but rather expensive £12.50 if you want to contact them then the number is 01535 610839 and they are based in keighley close to ilkley
  18. hi if you want to fix your brake yourself then this is the only place that i could find that sold them cleanbikes
  19. or you could buy my t-pro frame which has been sprayed electric blue for £50
  20. well your pretty gay then arent you. my favourite thing is just getting out n ridin wi my mates n trying a line that none of my mates have done
  21. sorrry about that i always leave myself signed in on here n my sisters boyfriend did it cos he always rips his mates about so he though he would funny
  22. orite ryan your bike is mint.should post a picture up and everyone will arse you lol.liam(t-bad) u know theres loads of rideres in keighley lol its like the keghley possy
  23. hyaa boisss its josh eya got sum new pads n sum mint rims cya l8r biker dudes luv u all :$
  24. somebody pleaseeeeee tell me what dishing means. i am building a wheel right now and its my first time i have laced everything up corectly i just don't no what dishing is please help. josh......
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