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Josh!!

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  1. the questions that chavs ask and the answers i give them is :

    q) "wheres your seat mate"

    a) "oh my mum uses it as a dildo"

    q) "lets have a shot on your bike"

    a) lets have a shot wi your mum"

    chav: "du you want a f**king smack"

    me: no why?

    then they just go away but sometimes you have to make a run for it ^_^

  2. ok the best way to bleed a magura in a bath is this :

    step 1: take your brake of your bike

    step 2: get a bleed kit (syringe and pipe)

    step 3: go to your bathroom

    step 4: undo the grub screw on the magura lever

    step 5 : undo the screw on the master cylinder (the bottom end)

    step 6 : put the pipe with a nipple on and screw it in the master cyllinder

    step 7: pull the water through the lever till it fills the syringe up (doing this underwater)

    step 8 : squirt the water out of the syringe

    (step 9 : repeat this as many times as you want

    step 10 : put the screw back in the lever (underwter so no air gets in )

    step 11 : do the same on the master cyllinder

    step 12 : fit it back on your bike and go ride :P(Y)

    whoooopss didnt see the first post i thought how do you bleed maguras in the bath :$

  3. There is fluo yellow , pink, white and green and many more I like the pink ones best there ace get them !!

    DANNY

    :S there is only pink yellow and green fluo colours aire valley have them all wayne picked them up in devon and crammed them in his car and me ali c and robbie were in there with tires rims flooding it but it was a laugh :P ps they dont have white in for some reason dont know why though ^_^ josh .....

  4. once i fell off i thought shit thats me f**ked ive travelled all the way to devon from yorkshire for f**k all but i thought no im just going to keep riding went to next section and cleaned it and i thought haha f**k you bruise ill beat you :shifty:

  5. hi there

    anyone know the best/cheapest place to buy an eno freewheel

    aire valley cycles sell them but sometimes wayne has the odd one going cheap for about 75 80 quid if you get in touch with hime then he'll tell you :D

  6. hyaa boisss its josh eya got sum new pads n sum mint rims cya l8r biker dudes luv u all :$

    sorrry about that i always leave myself signed in on here n my sisters boyfriend did it cos he always rips his mates about so he though he would funny (N)

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