["only If" Thread.]

Being on stage doesn't interest me. I just want to listen to good tunes.

["only If" Thread.]

I'd go back in time and be a roadie for Pink Floyd. My main duty would be dropping the victorian spoon and watching the soundwaves to set up the Quad system.

[2 Hardcore Swedish Sisters]

You're gay right?

[David Gilmour]

Gotta say, A Great Day For Freedom was never one of my favourite Floyd songs but this version is amazing! The On an Island tracks are great too!

[David Gilmour]

I've got the 5 disc boxset and 5 lp set sat at home waiting for me to pick them up when i'm next there. Till then i've got my 'other' copy to keep me going. Anyone notice that they got rid of the big mistake during Time?

[Senior Members]

We are better than regular members.

[Anyone Watching Dispatchers?]

All i know is the price of breakfast at Uni have risen from £1.85 to £2.50 and the pizzas at the corner shop have risen from £1.89 to £2.29.

Hard times...hard times

[Weird Al]

Just because somethings on the internet doesn't mean it should automatically go in BOTIT.

[Sept 11th]

Because baseball is shite, no one else wants to play. Except the Japs. But they are weird.

[Sept 11th]

I don't like the way they name disasters after dates. Its very boring. Bring back names like Bloody Sunday, it sounds much more interesting.

[Found In Nmc]

Damn right! Girls have the herpes, didn't you read the sex thread!

[Found In Nmc]

Ohhh now i see...

[Found In Nmc]

Theres a difference in pushing boundaries and having a spectacled man in a white coat getting his tape measure out.

[University 08-09]

I will hopefully be returning to Lincoln. Get my resit results on Tuesday. eek.

[Good Acoustic Songs]

Everyone knows Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd. Its piss to play too.

[What Are You Listening To?]

Rush - Red Barchetta.

Best driving song ever.

[Sex And Related Issues.]

There was a girl at my school who it was said would blow you for 50p. Now i never had the courage to ask her but she now works in Ladbrokes so i expect its true.

Oh and she had sex in a portaloo, i know that ones true because i did see it.

[Haha !]

I used to work on the orderline for Tesco Direct, Grattan and some other catalogue. It is sheer tedious boredom and your not allowed to hang up on a customer. I had people chatting for agggges someimes.

[Post A Pic Of Yourself Thread]

Charity shops are brilliant. I got an old Slazenger v neck for £4 in one down in Lincoln. Very 80's casual.

[Post A Pic Of Yourself Thread]

38 quid...get you!!!

[What Are You Listening To?]

I have one of their albums funnily enough. They are very gay.

But then again i'm listening to Foreigner...

[Sex And Related Issues.]

I'd rather chat with mates than with net nerds about my gooey knob. Plus it can lead to an entertaining filmed trip to the chemist for Thrush cream.

[Sex And Related Issues.]

Your f**ked

[Sex And Related Issues.]

Don't rub cocaine onto a girls sensitive bits. It's not good for them.

[Sex And Related Issues.]

Hey, that almost makes sense.