B.E.A.U
-
Posts
2801 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Posts posted by B.E.A.U
-
-
i see your standard lobster dog
and raise you..
is it bad that i couldnt stop at the and rais you bit so much i hurt my neck.
also to the guy who said he would like the journey etc
you would also get the bike same day no wait lol
-
07 gu frame
rear maggy on phat pads
chris king hub ( could i have good tensioner in with the hub?)
-
I hate the fact that my nan that smoked around 40 fags a day stole from my mom when my dad and mom was together in there younger days never spoke to me had pics of her daughters kid up but not any of my dad her sons kids and he has 4. Always gave my cousin money and stuff and gave me a pair of gloves for my birthday. I mean gloves what the foook out lived my grandad who was my hero never ever did nothing wrong was most amazing person i can think of ad always made people smile.
There was no tears at her funeral
-
Ok what grinds my gears?
Cheating/Lying girls.
Trying to explain your way around an argument on msn with some thick shit that keeps using the same argument although you have explained your way around it 10 times, then you get all hot and annoyed trying to make them understand.
Penny sweats, WHY?
People that breath heavily especially when i am tired.
Being touched when I'm angry.
Hypocritical people.
Those funking retarded wank stain 'Jehovah's whitenesses'. Who the f**k are they to tell me what to believe in?
Old people that think that its courtesy for me to move behind my Friend when passing them on the pavement, but when its them with somebody they try to make me go onto the road. WTF you stupid bints my shoulders are going to blow yours away if your trying to go for a shoulder barge!!
Tissues, basically i am going to explain my phobia as nobody seems to understand. Basically, i can't eat near a tissue full stop. I can't touch OTHER PEOPLES tissues even if they have not been used. I refuse to go near a scrunched up tissue, and i will not even touch a tissue i have used once it has left my hand.
School newsletters, if your a head-teacher, get it into your head nobody is taking them home to their f**king 'rents!
Chav's that buy shitty trials riders and call them selves trials riders even though all they do is sit next to their bike or ride along side their mates Apollo BMX, getting in peoples way and giving trials a bad name.
This f**king wanker that lives near me that, everyday, cains it down the main road near me, wearing only a t-shirt and some combat style trousers or shorts, and also not wearing any gloves. On this night rider style (back-end chopped of) motorbike.
The bebo/MSN section:
Stupid girls that talk about bebo with their friends as if its some massive part of their life. 'oh my god i was on beebs the other day, it was sooo good'.
Stupid wank-stains that have 'please comment my piccys on beebs' in the MSN display names, or even worse.. when they make some sort paragraph like, 'hey, please comment my bebo, thankyou baby', then copy and paste it to all their contacts.
Ohhh and on the topic of Internet things, people that actualy say 'lol' and 'oh my god' in real life.
I f**king hate girls that take 10,000 pictures of themselves with their shitty webcams in the same positions slightly changing the facial expression and i especially hate 'pouting'.
Being added by people that don't even know me saying 'hey, ASL?' or even worse adding me then saying, 'who's dis?'. f**k YOU IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR ADDING ME, DON'T!!!
I hate the way my English teacher is so irresistibly cute, and good looking.
I hate people that crunch their crisps up and tip them into their mouth. WERE NOT f**kING ANIMALS.
Waiting 2 hours to get through to some kind of customer care.
Answer machines!
Well ill keep updating as i think of more, as all those things f**k me right off.
my god that was the best thing i ever read it was so funny yet so much is true. Im the same witha condom as you are tissues apart from the if someone else has had it i dont touch it i dont do that anyways but i have to have the lady put it on otherwise ill cry.
I hate how you could buy all your bike parts for a new bike but some how will enter a problem even though it should all go together like alkieda (sp) and bombs
I hate my mouth lol i get ulscers so much and i dont know why went to the doc and he said drink more orange juice but i cant get enough of it
How you have to go to the gym to look good lol
How ide do anything to be with my old english teacher shame she said shes to old for me when i was in detention.
How my rents wont let me sort my own stuff out E.g if i get a dent in my car i sort it in my own time not have them shagging my ankles for me to do it.
How hope hubs are shit and have always skipped on me in big gaps and hurt me.
How someone emails your zoo sponsor and says you have sold all the bikes deng gave you to them so that he doesnt sponsor you no more when you have the mod in your room and the stock in the garage and you have done noting wrong.
How chavs and people who beat there gfs to f**k get the bare bare bare fit girls and they f**k them over shag other people but they sty with them but someone willing to do anything for them is 5 mins late and they ever want to see them again and go back to there ex for a good kick in.
When my rear brake is so loud but in a matter of half hour the noise has gone but i dont know why.
-
Family Gatherings.
Having spent most of the day bored out of my skull, todays family gathering was only slightly redeemed by catching the end of Police Academy 4.
I guess it's just the age gap which annoys me. My cousins are 15, max, and are OK untill they think they're really cool and original, when infact I think every 15 year old as made thier own Jackass video...
My elder relatives, well, I have nothing in common with them, except that some part of my DNA is fairly similar to some of theirs. They seem to forget I am 18 and do not have the faintest clue about Margaret Thatcher, because I was not born then, so asking me what I thought about her, was probably not a good way of involving me in any form of engaging conversation.
I'm usually pretty good at getting out of them, I work Saturday and Sunday, and these events are never during the week, so I'm home free. By some terrible co-incidense, I had the weekend off work. Excelent I thought, I can go out with my friends, and endure a well deserved hang over Sunday. Not so as my mother kindly informs me that at 9 this morning we would be treking into Richmond just to meet up with said relatives, which distroyed my plans entirely, as that meant I could not stay at the friends house I had allready organised.
Why could you possibly want to have a massive event invloving 20+ family members, and then decide that having one 18 attend, with no-one in thier age group 3 years either side, would be an enjoyable or exhilarating experience.
Dammit.
your 18 say jog on mom im on me bike
-
when car insurance goes down.
not that ill be driving for a while after what i done but still will make me happy
ive always wanted to hovver how ever that is spelt
and when the lottery becomes easier hahaha
-
yeah i was just saying its not too different if you take away the illegal-ness of it, obv you would just not book a train ticket..
maybe if they had 2 bikes on the train and only one booked in they might suss
yep, i like to live on the edge
if you want to live on the edge im more than happy to wait at the otehr end if you want to send me your bike
-
it doesnt look high. why didnt he just do it off a flat wall
notsaying it isnt high just doesnt look it
-
I wanna see Damon do it to front...
i wana se neil hook it
-
That was f**king amazing 20 seconds of pure shaking! Everyone is bouncing round! earthqauke party!
lucky f**k i had 5 lol
-
nah can we close this. and round my area its best to carry something im not 17 i iant a chav. im not trying to worm my way out of it at all and i am concernd liek i said i have tried to se ehim but im not aloud but no im a willy apparently who dont give a f**k and wat not. so can this be closed now
-
Lobster dog removed due to spur of the moment gayness.
Beau, your f**ked if they find you have a crowbar in your car, is it still there?
is it f**k lol my mate come down to pick my money up that i had to give to work like change and slipped it into he pizza hut bag:) boys got skills
i really am worried. i come on hear kinda for advice support not to be told half the stuff people have said i really have no idea what to say and i stutter and my lisp gets to me when the police get me lol.
-
the accident is a small part of the reasoning behind the posts. its your attitude that sucks.
and stupidly hilarious comments like 'dancing with crowbars'
meh its not like a huge crow bar just something small and i said it to lighten the mood and its a saying around my area.
my attitude dont suck i have no idea what to think at all you run someone over you wont know what to do for shit im not alowed to se the man the police wont tell me how he is where my car is whats happening to me or anything
-
beau will probably expect a film to be made about his traumatic upbringing. people will not believe the horrific things he has been through.
sounds utter bollox though to be honest
hmmm you seem a bot of a cok and this is a forum its nothing important so closing it wont do nothig can it please be deleted didnt know you get so ripped for an accident. like i said i didnt eman non of this and alot of the stuff people have said is utter shite but ok.
can it be closed
-
Do you want it deleted Beau?
yes
-
Beau, if i was you id pm a mod and ask them to delete this thread.
ye me to lol
but i dont want no one thinking im a fanny because ide ever wnat this to happen to anyone and i am so unhappy
-
OMFG
!!! Thats actually got me in tears.I hope the guy pulls through, but seriously, 15mph backwards is some speed. Speccially seeing as the back of a corsa is flat, could imagine it would cause .... you see where this is going.
nah well around where i live there bastards so me and people i hang with carry stuff in cars
and i just thourght it was a chav ready for dancing like isaid not even exagerating or nothing but ive run someone down yes i feel so terrible its unbelievable i relaly hope he pulls through and stuff guys dont have a go you know ide never want to hurt someone ok i went to fast but still i dont know
anyway I bet the police never called it an accident.
I don't think there is a maximum speed limit in reverse basically if your going to fast then its driving without due care.
what I can't beleive though is this guys in a coma. one of my friends was fooling about clinging onto the bumper of the car while it was going about 3 mph. The driver braked hard and my friend fell off and hit his head he was in a coma for nearly a month and in the end he died. my friend was 17, you've hit someone who's 75 and much more vunrable yet your still dossing around like you couldn't give a shit.
you do realise that if this guy dies you will go to jail maybe for months or maybe for 14 years I don't know how long but what I do know is that you will have ruined your chances of ever owning any decent cars, you'll be lucky to get a job and chances are your turn into a complete waste of oxygen. yet despite all of that you don't seem to care if i was you i'd be inconsolable and i'd be in contact with the police every day to check for changes in his condition i'd have had a lawyer there from the minute the police had arrived. I wouldn't be posting about this on the internet after all any lawyer will google your name and interests looking for anything to screw you with.
if they would look for me then delete this post and no i iant dossing mate ive been to hospital ive been turnd away i been quiestiond in loyds bar tonight theres nothing ic an do so why sit in my house shitting my pants
i dont get it you lot think im dossing about not careing and im actually shitting it
he shouldnt of walked out from where he did i shouldnt of gone so fast
-
I dont mean any offence when i say this but you must be doing somthing wrong mate becuase isint this the second or 3rd time u have crashed ?
no its the second forst time was brake fail and car wa seven tested for that so rents are suing them for it for selling me a un safe car ive crashed pisisng about in car parks but thats nothing
-
If he's a good delivery driver, I hope the answer to that would be "When I got to the correct address"
Pizzas first, old dudes second.
well i braked when i hit the guy i thourght someone put a brick through my car so i gt my crow bar out ready for some dancing and the relised what i done my car seems fine at 15 mph and ffs who ever drives that van it wasnt in a van so hush ye
i helped best i coulkd didnt mean it and im pissd as f**k now
the guy is in a coma im not aloued to see him ye but hope he is ok trust me i dont want him dead or nothing i dont know what to think at the mo
-
why do yo uall think im stupid i know how much shit im in ad what could happen to me but you got to face it right so you have all been telling me. Im not an idiot unless im on a bike and really everyone who rides trials bikes are wierd in some way. yes im in trouble but you lot think i did it on purpose and are slateing me. I wonder when there will be a day there is not someone who thinks they know it all ok i hitsomeone wasnt totally my fault but ok sound.
-
ill try my best to get one lol
i didnt get that at the end of the day it was an accident end of.
and because i spoke to a police man about cars means im asking for it hmm ok
-
in the cell, u mentioned tints and lowering?
thats just asking for it surely
not at all the police man come in and was just chatting to me saying i dont seem like the type of person to do this and stuff and was saying hes into cars he likes the porsh etc and old cars
and i was just saying the police man was doing me for my tints but there standard fitting and he said no ill be fine with that and i said how low can a car go because mines lowerd and he said he know and its 3.7 inch off the floor and stuff like that.
and was just asking me stuff like where do i go do i street race what cars am i into and stuff proper sound. Nissan skyline is on my list when im 22
-
haha please leave it out.
there is 8 pages of messages basically telling u to sort ur life out.
my life is sorted out fine thanks
all i have had is an accident i didnt mean it at all did i. Why does on here there have to be someone who thinks they know it all when they actually know nothing. OK maybe i went a little to fast and he crossed the road at the wrong time its an accident nothing bad.
and no you can have limo tint around your car on the back if you like i even asked while iwas in the cel land i asked how low your car can go and otehr shit like that when iwas bord. My car is to low apparently but owell.
I wasnt looking for nothing on forum but something to read i gues rarther than what are you doing right now or what are you eating now and that shit
-
didnt even read the thread properly thats how intresting it was...
you'll get f**ked for having tints, does anybody know what percentage tint was on the back?
scopse - things happen for a reason, believe what you want, ill believe what i want. strong people will get tested
and as i have said over and over there standard vaxhaull tints and i was getting limo tints on the rear windows as your alowed like bongo said not the front sides or windowscreed
you actually retarded
Phat Pads
in Beginners Trials Chat
Posted
and that nob that rides the gu
but phat pads = the best nothing but the best only the best nothing less will do they will make you wet in all types of ways
and they may rip your chain stayes off with power. With these you will not need a girl to cream.
these pads offer great protection in all situations and there a nice colour