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  1. Corrupt-a-wish

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    Granted: but to relax to have to have to lay down with a car parked on your leg

    I wish i wasn#t so bored at work!

    Granted - a group bikini models just came to visit, but you cocks broken

    I wish i didn't have to revise to pass my exams

  2. 80 Empty Cans Of Pringles

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    Recycle? Save the plant and all that.

    Alternatively you could decide that that idea was wank and make a half into robot dogs legs, half into robot cats legs and leave them it out on video for the amusement of the forum? The winners can be left to regroup and face an attack from a more deadly foe after another two years...

  5. Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread

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    Me and my gf split up when i came to uni mid september, we've kept in touch and are still good mates, but talking to her just makes me realise she was the soundest, prittyest, sweetest ect girl i know and that i dont wana go out trying to pull girls at uni and that i want her. She was initialy really hung up on me but has kinda started to like a new man the last few weeks, shortly after i told her how i felt. Shes really proud and i know shed hate to get with me again and be hurt again so i wonder is this new guy just like a shield to sorta protect herself from comiting and getting hurt.

    What do i do? Im loved up...

  8. Random Complex Of Mine

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    when i go to sleep in summer say, with the fan on. when i come to turn it off im like - was it always this quiet, too quiet actually.

    i heard wayne rooney needs, or can only sleep with the vacuum cleaner on.

    The waye rooney syndrome is for the reasuring sound of an older woman (granny) being close.

  9. Pranks

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    Pfft use your imagination. We've had or done:

    Crickets/locusts released as pretty standard really.

    Fish behind radiators which i do not reccomend unless you want to be hated haha.

    Various things fertilised/burnt into the cricket square.

    Whole blocks sectioned off by 'Danger: Asbestos' tape and various other signs, cones etc.

    Keys to teachers cars stolen and then moved.

    All sixth formers coming early and parking in all the teachers spaces.

    Room change signs on loads of classes that just lead a wild goose chase.

    Constant fire alarms.

    Teachers lockedi n cupboards.

    There's definately more. I'll keep thinking.

    I love it keep em coming :D

  10. Pranks

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    Hi all,

    I'm coming toward the end of my school career and me and the gang want to pull some good pranks on the last day but we cant come up with anything that wont land us with the rozzers at our door. Any help would be brilliant :D

    thanks

  12. What Did You Get

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    Hi all I got a fookin hydroxx :D

    And two hopes n a bak wheel. Ilove divorced parents :Dlol

    also got assasins creed and call of duty 4 for my sex box which are amazing :D i loved it

    Also got like nice clothes and cds and stuff and quite a bit of cash. But a hydroxx :D

  15. Christianity

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    I was raised a catholic and so for years was forced to accept the bible and attend Church. As a result of this i now, perhaps somewhat ignorantly, shun all religion. I do believe in a higher power i just don't feel attending Church on Sunday etc will get me into gods good books. If I'm a sinner and doomed to eternal damnation (which going by Catholicism i defiantly am) why don't i just enjoy the time i have here. I mean people go on about how god gave us this earth to enjoy, so why do f**k spend all day on a Sunday doing bugger all to thank him, if he gives us earth to enjoy he wants to see us go out and enjoy it... right? As for the bible, apart from the obvious arguments against it like who did Kane and able mount? I also think it was written 2000 years ago as a sort of law. I think because people were less well educated and they thought god would smite then if they disobeyed "his rules" some smart person realized that by printing a book full of rules set forth by god, people would obey them. And at the end of the day it worked then but I'm not so sure about today. Like people have said the 10 commandments are fundamentally good and i think they should try to be followed, its the people who take it word for word as the truth that do my head in. I also hate Catholicism as its a very class based religion with the "upper" class being in favor with the priest and the old catholic family's all have some dodgy past covered up by the church. In my local village about 15 years before i was born the Church payed for a member of the parish who had been abusing a alter girl to disappear to Spain for two years. And as the girls family were all catholics and the church forgave him it was forgotten. I know if some b*****d fiddled with my kids id get back at him regardless of what the Church said.

  21. Police

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    The police here are like that too. More interested in making me push my bike along and getting me off the high street than dealing with stoned 11 year olds. I'm lucky though as my sister is going out with a Sargent so hes told them not to take my bike so I'm safe to tell them they're a joke and have their heads up there asses. In a nicer was though. Duff man hope u don't get shafted that would be a bit harsh.

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