Dr Dig

Granted - a group bikini models just came to visit, but you cocks broken I wish i didn't have to revise to pass my exams

Recycle? Save the plant and all that. Alternatively you could decide that that idea was wank and make a half into robot dogs legs, half into robot cats legs and leave them it out on video for the amusement of the forum? The winners can be left to regroup and face an attack from a more deadly foe after another two years...

I think it was an oscar wilde like play on words...

What's Jade Goody getting for easter? Cremated

Me and my gf split up when i came to uni mid september, we've kept in touch and are still good mates, but talking to her just makes me realise she was the soundest, prittyest, sweetest ect girl i know and that i dont wana go out trying to pull girls at uni and that i want her. She was initialy really hung up on me but has kinda started to like a new man the last few weeks, shortly after i told her how i felt. Shes really proud and i know shed hate to get with me again and be hurt again so i wonder is this new guy just like a shield to sorta protect herself from comiting and getting hurt. What do i do? Im loved up...

How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Please help me with number three, ive red all the hints and cannot get it, i may kill again if i dont get this

The waye rooney syndrome is for the reasuring sound of an older woman (granny) being close.

I love it keep em coming

Hi all, I'm coming toward the end of my school career and me and the gang want to pull some good pranks on the last day but we cant come up with anything that wont land us with the rozzers at our door. Any help would be brilliant thanks

I love ben travis its official. Lol that was prity fly for a white guy ben Not alot of rocks in there though But seriously kik ass video made for some pleasurable viewing Cahal xx

Hi all I got a fookin hydroxx And two hopes n a bak wheel. Ilove divorced parents lol also got assasins creed and call of duty 4 for my sex box which are amazing i loved it Also got like nice clothes and cds and stuff and quite a bit of cash. But a hydroxx

I love u duff man your like a cuddly sidehopping weapon. Was swish man but stop streeting it up and get down to nevis range for some natty boyo!

I didnt know but from what Ive read here it seems like trials has lost a great person. My thoughts are with all those who knew him. R.I.P Oli

I was raised a catholic and so for years was forced to accept the bible and attend Church. As a result of this i now, perhaps somewhat ignorantly, shun all religion. I do believe in a higher power i just don't feel attending Church on Sunday etc will get me into gods good books. If I'm a sinner and doomed to eternal damnation (which going by Catholicism i defiantly am) why don't i just enjoy the time i have here. I mean people go on about how god gave us this earth to enjoy, so why do f**k spend all day on a Sunday doing bugger all to thank him, if he gives us earth to enjoy he wants to see us go out and enjoy it... right? As for the bible, apart from the obvious arguments against it like who did Kane and able mount? I also think it was written 2000 years ago as a sort of law. I think because people were less well educated and they thought god would smite then if they disobeyed "his rules" some smart person realized that by printing a book full of rules set forth by god, people would obey them. And at the end of the day it worked then but I'm not so sure about today. Like people have said the 10 commandments are fundamentally good and i think they should try to be followed, its the people who take it word for word as the truth that do my head in. I also hate Catholicism as its a very class based religion with the "upper" class being in favor with the priest and the old catholic family's all have some dodgy past covered up by the church. In my local village about 15 years before i was born the Church payed for a member of the parish who had been abusing a alter girl to disappear to Spain for two years. And as the girls family were all catholics and the church forgave him it was forgotten. I know if some b*****d fiddled with my kids id get back at him regardless of what the Church said.

Cal D became Dr Dig.

How do you know when your girl comes? WHO CARES

Getting my old man the book of the long way down because my sisters getting him the dvds. Think ill get my mum something to do with boxing. Its her latest craze lol.

Youre pritty good on that cycle device of yourse ben I loved it youre like a big good rider that i know. Its v cool

I was 10 I caught my folks taking presents out of the attic when i was going for a slash. I was a bit gutted but Ive still got sisters under 10 who believe so i score from that. It does take the magic away from Xmas. Seems odd to me that were more thankful to a made up person who "takes" us presents than we are to our folks for the same thing.

The police here are like that too. More interested in making me push my bike along and getting me off the high street than dealing with stoned 11 year olds. I'm lucky though as my sister is going out with a Sargent so hes told them not to take my bike so I'm safe to tell them they're a joke and have their heads up there asses. In a nicer was though. Duff man hope u don't get shafted that would be a bit harsh.

Gutted. We were robbed. Then to add insult to injury i got horificaly drunk and was sik all over a mates bed. Not a good night

Im six two

Well done mate. Took balls to stand up and do that, and to continue through her being sik on you. Hats off to you.