Boswell

Any other symptoms I should look out for?

So I first have to go and tell my mum "Take me to the doctors for an aids test"! And before any of you ask, no im not gay.

No. EDIT. Shit! Now your telling me I could be diabetic! That's just great!

I had a blood test not to long ago but obiously not for aids, would they have picked it up if they where not specifically looking for it?

Yes but only to sample it's prostitutes.

Sadly it's very unlikely I have Aids...

Shit! What?

I fell off my BMX around 6 weeks ago and slightly bruised my ribs, the tenderness went after a few day but to this day I still have a small bruice on my ribs. Can someone explain?

Wrong! Bill gates sold it a couple of weeks ago!

MSN conversation I had with a mate: (im Thomas and he lied to me and said he moved his test to next week yesterday) James here! says: Did u pass??? Thomas... says: no f**ked it up! its soooo hard James here! says: Haha how many did u fail it by?? Thomas... says: bout 20 on each Thomas... says: its soooooo hardd James here! says: Ha i failed yesterday mate missed it by 1 mark was so annoyed James here! says: Its easy and i didnt revise for like a week running up to it! Cause laptop broke Thomas... says: HAHA you f**king tosser im joking I passed! James here! says: Ha ha i dont care anyway James here! says: How many u pass by James here! says: Im not bothered hardly revised cause laptop was broken so shows how easy it is

So a doctor put a tube in your Pee hole!

NO!

Thanks!

I'm at high risk of that type of cancer because of not eating enough fible, drinking enought and not going for a shit regulaly enough so now im really going to get it sorted. Get well soon mate.

Thought i'd let you know I passed! 48 out of 50 on the question and 60 out of 75 on the hazard perception.

Trials-forum was never blocked at my school...

So far I have passed about 10 mock tests in a row so thats all good but still unsure on the hazard perception. Got a link to that?

Im doing my driving theory tomorrow and im looking for some usefull advice?

Every now and again I have a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's page on IMDB and a minute ago I noticed he is playing a new role in a new film which he hasnt done for ages. The film is a Bollywood film called Kambakkht Ishq! (Incredible love) Even more strangly Stollone is in it aswell! What the f**k is going on! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/

How big must the servers be!?

Found out about this as it was being talked about the other night on the BBC news. Basically this website Adrive is offering 50GB of free online storage. Enjoy! www.ADrive.com

That doesn't make it right. *!Argument!* *!Argument!*

So you telling me to put them in the "Best of the internet thread" even though in your opinion they are shit videos?

No.

You do know it is a piss take right?