Danny Metcalfe

Race Relations Act 1976 and Race Relations (Amendment) Act 2000 It is unlawful to discriminate against a person on the grounds of race, colour, nationality, citizenship or ethnic origins. The complaint must show that the harassment created an intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment, or interfered with the individual's work performance causing them a detriment. Racial violence is a criminal offence and proceedings in cases of racial abuse and harassment may be brought under both criminal and civil law. The Race Relations (Amendment) Act means that public bodies have a duty to promote race equality, to tackle racial discrimination, to encourage equal opportunity and good race relations.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." EDIT: You have no idea how long that took me to write out.

Thanks Mat. Trying to help the Trials community, And Fight Winter fitness Recession!! It's My Kriptonite

In fairness though, It is a criminal offence. You never know who could be reading this post.

Don't get racist man. Ruins the Thread. I Clearly posted No Racist jokes.

I wear a pair of etnies, Or Adidas Stan Smiths, K-swiss, Find Tennis shoes to be good with the flat sole.

But, If 2 chavs are in a car who should be driving? The police.

What do you call 20 chavs at the bottom of a lake? A start

I Was walking down the road other day, And I saw someone stealing your gate. I would have said something but I thought he Might take a-fence

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What's your best joke? Did you get a good one sent as a text? Post them hear for a few laughs. It goes without saying though: No Racist Jokes No Sexist Jokes No Offensive Jokes No Jokes That Could Get You Into Trouble And No Lame Jokes Joke 1) What do you call a dog with metal testicles, and no hind legs? Sparky

Just Speaking from experience mate, Although it is fairly limited. I thought they were cheaper as most low range bike builds come with Freehubs standard from factory. But obviously not when your talking about king lol.

I might pop up if any of my riding partners fancy it. Would be good if I could make it. Mat kinda convinced me earlier. I'll let you know. Add me on msn Meki-@hotmail.co.uk

Grind off the tar;) I'd go for the maggie on the back, With the disc if it gets knocked its going to rub worse and if you get a hydro disc, you're still going to have to bleed it.

Personal preference really, FFW - Maybe faster to recoil whilst pedal kicking, But chew up your pants Freehub - Out of the way, Tend to be cheaper, But heavier

Use a gallon of loctite . Could wedge it in with folded cardboard. That's how my seats fixed on my GT.

Pretty pointless if you think about it. There both doing the same job, Only it's twice as likely to skip.

Lol the second drawing has a Super Soaker on top of it.

I think its personal preference what size bike is beat to learn on. And you'll always get conflicting and contrasting views. I personally think MOD is best to learn on. As the frames are more compact so any movement is exaggerated, Thus you can see where you go wrong or right. That is my opinion, So please don't rip me to shreads

I prefer the Stock video Its looks like you have more control then you do on the MOD IMO Nice pink wheels aswell lol

I have got one rule for pikeys/chavs The cheaper the tracksuit bottoms, The harder/more annoying they are Addidas, Nike air-max not so much of a problem Kappa, Diadora, Fila then your in trouble haha

Where do you live? And is there much security around where you store the bike? Haha only joking Looks nice mate How does it ride?

Try on flat surface, or a kerb, and once you get it nailed move on to one pallet, then 2 pallets, then 3 .....