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RETROLEO

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  1. I used to play runescape 24/7. haha now iv realised i wasted about 3 years of my life.
  2. A boy askes his girlfreind to come over and she has told him she wants to have sex. His parents go out and leaves him with his younger brother. the borther gotes to bed but they share a bunk bed, the older brother leaves it a while so his brother is fully asleep, then him and his grilfriend get on the top bunk. He says if you want to go faster shout cucumber and if you want to change position shout ham. There at it for a while. HAM,CUCUMBER,HAM,HAM,HAM CUCUMBER,CUCUMBER. The girl leavs before the parents get home and then he goes to sleep. In the morning he wakes up and his brother is downstairs. The brother says to him i heard you making sandwitches on the top bunk last night. next time can you be less agresive with the mayonase beacuse you got some in my eye.
  3. well i know that mongoose have a tiny seat on the mongoose mini motovator. because my mate had on on his. there small but duno if they sell them on there own.
  4. mine have lasted ages. mabey they wer faulty? and iv had two pairs.
  5. got a link to these badboys? ty
  6. iv just told that one
  7. afelia balls. betty swolocks. mary hinge. lawl
  8. two chavs walking through the rainforest in australia. and theres a crocodile on the side of the river with a mans head in its mouth. one chav says to the other, look at that rich kid in his lacoste sleeping bag. yehh but what do you call 1 chav on the moon? problem 2 chavs on the moon? bigger problem. all the chavs on the moon? problem solved.
  9. well nike sb dunks are my fave shoes but dont think there any good to ride in. i ride in adidas superstars or more well know as shell toes. thay are about £35 qwid for me but im only a size 5 and a half. http://www.jdsports.co.uk/webapp/wcs/store...551__170346_-1_ last a while aswell because the rubber on the front stop the wear of them.
  10. yehh i would spend asmuch as you can. parts will last and can be used on next bike.
  11. what do you call a russian hooker? knickersoffalot.
  12. i ride with 661's also and mine slip down too. anoying aint it.
  13. ahve you tightend the tie wraps all the way. this happend to my mate try taking them of then puting on agin but tighten the tie wraps like mad.
  14. thats necturr. love it plain just silver and black.
  15. love the rims mate cut the steerer down abit like.
  16. well up my end every one gets along. but then again bikes do get nicked.
  17. nice mate. dont like the bash ring like. looks dodgy
  18. about the wd40 how do you get rust of with that? i need to get some off.
  19. love the adamant one. would buy it if i rode one. you could have it but put thatever bike name you want. idea.
  20. looks necta. would of gone with black and white though. looks better in my opinon. NICE though.
  21. thanks youse. looks like ill ahve to get some new pads. the brake came today and it seems to have red pads on. anyone know what they could be?
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