A boy askes his girlfreind to come over and she has told him she wants to have sex. His parents go out and leaves him with his younger brother. the borther gotes to bed but they share a bunk bed, the older brother leaves it a while so his brother is fully asleep, then him and his grilfriend get on the top bunk. He says if you want to go faster shout cucumber and if you want to change position shout ham. There at it for a while. HAM,CUCUMBER,HAM,HAM,HAM CUCUMBER,CUCUMBER. The girl leavs before the parents get home and then he goes to sleep. In the morning he wakes up and his brother is downstairs. The brother says to him i heard you making sandwitches on the top bunk last night. next time can you be less agresive with the mayonase beacuse you got some in my eye.