Joke 1: Im @ the police station now beeing done 4 drink driving. Uriane smaple was positive so i nicked the sample. They are now doing me 4 taking the piss. Joke 2: This DOG is a good DOG way to keep DOG a fool DOG busy ! Read this agen without dog ! ha ha Joke 3: BBC News reports a wild, mentaly retarded, ugly f**ker on the loose. £1.000.000 reward. You know I need the money, where the f**k are you? Joke 4: Do me a favour and text me right back, just say hello or somethin! My mates dont believe retards can text! We'll show the f**kers