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Dwarf Shortage

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  1. I was saying boo-urns.

  2. Spain f**king poons. Free bar? Please.

  3. Is in España! ;D

    1. Lokoxx
    2. Dwarf Shortage

      Dwarf Shortage

      I was in Santa Susanna, back now though.

      Proper wish I'd taken my bike!

  4. Rear puncture + places to be/busy week = baaaaad times.

  5. Got on the bus, asked for a £3.50 ticket, give him a tenner, he give me my tenner back, £6.50 change and my ticket, WINNER!

    1. Sam Styles

      Sam Styles

      sweeet!! this happened to me before but in tesco :D

    2. charliemod

      charliemod

      I give the top shop 1 pound for a 50p sweet and i forgot to get the change! :(

  6. I'm the maggot, the maggot, the prince of doom, I'm the hip hop vampire when I sees a full moon...

  7. Gone camping on a roundabout ;D

  8. After watching a 12 year old kid back hop better than me when I let him on my bike, I'M GOING TO RIDE.

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