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I'm a miserable unit of C. So I don't really notice changes in my mood. I don't think I get worse, but I definitely know that other people's moods affect me.
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I think that looks way more than 12ft. At first I was just gonna comment about the skinny jeans being a bad choice. But yeah, sick riding, sick fall. Would have been awesome if he would have got the gap.
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I heard reading is hard!
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I was with a bird for 4 years once before she f**ked me over (Whore) and I was in a real bad way for about a month, then once my mind had cleared I was just happy that I didn't have to put up with that bitch anymore.
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It's just glorified tomato sauce on toast!
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Yeah but she's looking, you shouldn't be, unless this is more casual axe wound. Don't be getting into anything else right now. Give your penis some time to breath in many different flavours of fragrant bacons.
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All dem bacon! I always find, in a relationship I've got confidence, talking to bitches don't matter so I just ain't arsed. Then when I'm single, every approach is like "This is make or break pussy conversation, I gotta do this shit right or I will not be getting any." And it throws my game.
Just so we're clear, I don't try and get pussy while in a relationship, the conversations just don't matter. So it's easier. I ain't no cheating skank.
On all the people breaking up, just leave it at that, don't go back there. It's not worth it, it'll never get better, those little problems won't sort themselves out. Just go find something fresh and new, if it works in the long run it works. If it isn't work and it ends, best to leave it that way.
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Some people might not have enough space in their room and might not have a garage?
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Well, it's about £70 for a return train ticket to London, then you'd need to get a day ticket to use the underground which is like £10 so that's £160 on travel. If you don't know London like most of us Northern monkeys don't, it can be tricky to find a cheap hotel in a good location. Maybe he wanted to splash out a bit on the room as well. I used to live in Kent and when I did I spent a lot of money on single days out in London.
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I'd assume, travel, room, food, tickets to see the shit.
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The things we do for the sluts.
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No profit apart from the free advertising for Tesco, the supermarket giant that is slowly engulfing this country.
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New style Vans ***
I'd rather wear those clogs I posted before than anything to do with Vans now that every chav and his slag has started wearing them.
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Quality mate, good luck with it. That drop at the end looks insane, you drop the front wheel so low, looks awesome in slo-mo.
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Nice bike, love the colour scheme, the bits of orange work really well. Or I think so anyway.
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Make a move on that bird Dan was going for. Play that bitch then pork that bitch.
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What are yours?
I love antiques, I watch shit like Antique Roadshow and shit, I hate the idiots on there but I love the shit their selling. I just love old stuff. I dunno why, I love looking around shops for old stuff, but can't be arsed looking at new stuff.
In before, young boys, beasts, scat, gay porn, old women, old men etc etc.
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I'd get a pair of those. Comfortable and stylish.
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I'd say she's playing with you. Some birds love the control, they love to have you doing their dance, and you are. Either play it completely cool like Skoze said, or f**k her off. Or just get some casual gash. Then ignore her once she goes to Uni, unless she says she's got some sort of STD.
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Man, this shit is getting too much for me now. f**k her off so we can all move on.
Do You Feel You Have A 'period'?
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If I wanted a signature, that'd be it. Funny on multiple levels, whether you were going for it or not. Bravo.