Dan Coxs Spot

I'm your spot you clown, you best be good to me or I'll tell Grace about your naughty magazine collection. Glamorous grannies?!

I don't believe it, that soft lad who's stuck on my ass has had some war paint beauty queen squeezing me today whilst he had his eyebrows touched up. I'd swear he was gay if I hadn't seen his weiner try and tackle that Bond girl he's seeing!

I wish people would stop pointing out the ugly schoolboy I've got on my ass. He keeps squeezing me which is gross as he's been scratching his ass and balls all day!