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  1. Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it.

    Insane that there's police everywhere? That's a good thing surely?

    Jesus get a life, bet they'd just laugh in your face

    i commit crime everday........only ever had to pay the price of prison once.(Y)

    Cut chain....make off with bike.....Use clothes you wouldent normaly wear ;)

    Then go to pay the fine.......to find your bike is stolen......it helps if you have a recipt of an expensive bike .that way ul get more cash out of them

    ive done this before.......got a grand for a 400 pound mountain bike :P

    Dave x

    Prison or the cells for a night?

  2. right, a girl just told me she really likes me and I do really like her, but I dnt think I'm ready for a relationship ATM. I told her that, and she seems to be ok, but I really like her, just for some reason dnt want a relationship, what should I do?

    Sam

    Could always tell her you don't think you'd be such a good boyfriend but give it a try anyway?

    Nothing to lose really and pretty much guaranteed a shag

  3. Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single Single.

    I agree and maybe get rid of the fogs too, always thought they looked a bit of an after thought

  4. Forgot to recommend some

    To have and have not: Ernest Hemmingway, really interesting fun book, hard to put down nearly 60 years old too.

    Slow down Arthur stick to thirty: Harland miller, my mum gave me this to read on the train she got it off an old punk mate, very good loads of humour basically about a lad growing up in Yorkshire and London and has a mate who's a david bowie impersonator pretty much wierd story line but very enjoyable none the less.

  5. This doesn't really fit in anywhere else, but yeah, got given the box-set of all the original, as-they-were Penguin edition James Bond stories. It's amazing - properly old school, not edited at all, so it's got stuff like James Bond calling Mr. Big "a bloody great nigger" and stuff like that. One of the chapters was called "Nigger heaven", haha. But yeah, they're fun to read, have a sort of 'raw' feel to them compared to the modern versions.

    Anyway, in terms of books to read, Fight Club (the book version) is a really interesting read. Just done in an interesting style, and is a real page turner, so to speak.

    laughing about the un politically correct terms ive been reading a bit of Hemmingway and its exactly the same, adds humour to the book though with out meaning too, guess they were just victims of their times and it was the norm.

    Catch-22 and the Illuminatus Trilogy for fictional satire.

    Prometheus Rising and Quantum Psychology (both by Robert Anton Wilson) for introductory books on mind expansion - the beginnings of becoming who you are.

    I am a nerd/geek and proud.

    Is the catch 22 the comical war book? ive seen the film which was pretty good if it was based on the book

    "the catcher In the rye" by J.D. Salinger

    "fear and loathing in las vegas" by hunter s thompson

    "educating peter" by Tom Cox

    "señor vivo and the coca lord" by Luis De Bernieres

    "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" by Ken Kesey

    "brighton rock", "monsignor quixote" and "gun for sale" by Graham Green

    "to kill a mocking bird" by Harper Lee

    "Fight Club" by CHuck Palahniuk

    "of mice and men" by John Steinbeck

    if you haven't already read these already, they´re all excellent reads, and i consider some of them to be books that everybody should have read more than once.

    Again is brighton rock the novel the film was based around? really like the film had david attenboroughs brother as the main role.

    Suprised people class Catcher in the Rye a good story :S I just found it boring.

    Bravo Two Zero - good book!

    Of Mice and Men...unfortunately GCSE English put me off this :P

    Think catcher and the rye is probably most famous cause of the whole mark chapman affair, thats the reason it intruiged me anyway.

  6. i just went to see paul blart: mall cop....was quite funny.

    i have seen over 150 films since last summer on my cinema card and the best out of all of them was pineapple express, i saw it 4 times in cinema and it was hilarious each time!

    Pineapple express really?

    i laughed a few times out of awkwardness more than anything else, i only really go to the vue cinema as ive got mates that work there and theres no problem me going for free so watch quite a few but i thought that was a pretty poor film on any level.

    Step brothers was funny, just getting a bit bored of the actors from anchorman and old school playing similar roles in every new comedy about.

  7. i think shooting it in the face with a shotgun would be a pretty swift death too in fairness . . .

    On topic though, i think lifes too short not to eat meat it is natural afterall, and its the only protein i get in my diet really.

  8. No havent broken my collar bone, But i dislicated my hip, So my leg was left dangling out my socket. I had 6 weeks phsiotherapy, And got advice not to go on bike otherwise it would pop back out. 2 weeks hospital, 6 months wheel chair

    You were in a wheel chair for 6 months?

    jesus couldnt imagine that

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