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Blackghostknife

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  1. I rode Sponges python when i was your height a while back and it felt just right but he has the yaozhi one :turned:
  2. I never saw this so its downloading now.. i heard it really good though :turned: hopefully
  3. There was one called biketrials mag or sumink was really good had reviews of pashley 26ghz when it v first came out and loadsa stuff i think my friend max got it free with his giant frame... i will find out tomorrow B)
  4. I had a bottle thrown at me on way home.. didn't see where it came from or anything just shit me up but i didnt see a group of people which was kind off alittle bit less scary... got kicked in the face afew months ago B) england to dodgy :P
  5. I'm left foot forward nd go to the left when i go to the right it feels un-natural and/or i hit the deraullier B)
  6. So old but so so so great.. set the standards most certainly B) first trials vid i ever watched.
  7. Blackghostknife

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    And the time in london you where convinced you had broken your frame in 3 diffrent places B)
  8. I heard about some shit like thatt in clubs nd gigs when there really packed people jab u with the same note its so f**ked up :ermm: .. just wrong :-
  9. I spoke to some 'chavvy' girls nd they said it means mashhead :ermm: now im more confused
  10. Amazing all round riding.. pure sweetness (N)
  11. Definitly be there on the 30th for london (N) cant wait
  12. Joe you wouldent need one.. get the train straight to basingstoke and on basingstoke platform... 4 i think a train goes straight to birmingham so could just get that home (Y)
  13. Hmmm this has 278 pages and tells you how to commit fraud, make bombs, get pure nicotiine nd loadsa random shizzle. (Y)
  14. If your the one selling it then you haven't realised the rules.. NEW MEMBERS ARENT ALOUD TO SELL THINGS AND SHUTUP you said feedback please.. i gave you my feedback.
  15. 74. How To Terrorize McDonalds by The Jolly Roger Now, although McDonalds is famous for it's advertising and making the whole world think that the BigMac is the best thing to come along since sliced bread (buns?), each little restaurant is as amateur and simple as a new-found business. Not only are all the employees rather inexperienced at what they're supposed to do, but they will just loose all control when an emergency occurs....here we go!!! First, get a few friends (4 is good...I'll get to this later) and enter the McDonalds restaurant, talking loudly and reeking of some strange smell that automatically makes the old couple sitting by the door leave. If one of those pimply-faced goons is wiping the floor, then track some crap all over it (you could pretend to slip and break your head, but you might actually do so). Next, before you get the food, find a table. Start yelling and releasing some strange body odor so anybody would leave their table and walk out the door. Sit two friends there, and go up to the counter with another. Find a place where the line is short, or if the line is long say "I only wanna buy a coke." and you get moved up. Now, you get to do the ordering ...heh heh heh. Somebody always must want a plain hamburger with absolutely nothing on it (this takes extra time to make, and drives the little hamburger-makers insane)..order a 9-pack of chicken McNuggets...no, a 20 pack...no, three 6 packs...wait...go back to the table and ask who wants what. Your other friend waits by the counter and makes a pass at the female clerk. Get back to the thing and order three 6-packs of chicken etc....now she says "What kind of sauce would you like?". Of course, say that you all want barbecue sauce one of your friends wants 2 (only if there are only 2 containers of barbecue sauce left). Then they hafta go into the storeroom and open up another box. Finally, the drinks...somebody wants coke, somebody root beer, and somebody diet coke. After these are delivered, bring them back and say "I didn't order a diet coke! I ordered a sprite!" This gets them mad; better yet, turn down something terrible that nobody wants to drink, so they hafta throw the drink away; they can't sell it. After all the food(?) is handed to you, you must never have enough money to pay. The clerk will be so angry and confused that she'll let you get away with it (another influence on her is your friend asking her "If you let us go, I'll go out with you." and giving her a fake phone number). Now, back to your table. But first, somebody likes ketchup and mustard. And plenty (too much) of napkins. Oh, and somebody likes forks and knives, so always end up breaking the ones you pick outta the box. Have your friends yell out, “Yay!!!!! We have munchies!!" As loud as they can. That'll worry the entire restaurant. Proceed to sit down. So, you are sitting in the smoking section (by accident) eh? Well, while one of the tobacco-breathers isn't looking, put a sign from the other side of the room saying "Do not smoke here" and he'll hafta move...then he goes into the real non-smoking section, and gets yelled at. He then thinks that no smoking is allowed in the restaurant, so he eats outside (in the pouring rain) after your meal is finished (and quite a few splattered-opened ketchup packets are all over your table), try to leave. But oops! Somebody has to do his duty in the men's room. As he goes there, he sticks an uneaten hamburger (would you dare to eat one of their hamburgers?) Inside the toilet, flushes it a while, until it runs all over the bathroom. Oops! Send a pimply-faced teenager to clean it up. (He won't know that brown thing is a hamburger, and he'll get sick. Wheee!) As you leave the restaurant, looking back at your uncleaned table, somebody must remember that they left their chocolate shake there! The one that's almost full!!!! He takes it then says "This tastes like crap!", Then he takes off the lid and throws it into the garbage can...oops! He missed, and now the same poor soul who's cleaning up the bathroom now hasta clean up chocolate shake. Then leave the joint, reversing the "Yes, we're open" sign (as a reminder of your visit) There you have it! You have just put all of McDonalds into complete mayhem. And since there is no penalty for littering in a restaurant, bugging people in a public eatery (or throw-upery, in this case) you get off scot-free. Wasn't that fun? Same kinda thing lol just not as good (Y) Got it out of 'the anarchy cookbook'
  16. U wont start smoking as you are in college like me so i doubt u give a shit about peer pressure and yeah our society is f**ked (Y)
  17. Alot better then my one.. i f**ked up all the html and shizzle (Y) o dear
  18. I think the geometry is very similar to that of the 04 Control and if it is so then get it (Y) i loved Adrian jordans before he got the pitbull and then i got pitbull.. pitbull is also a good option :)
  19. New or used (Y) new i very much doubt you will be able to but used there will be loads in for sale/ wanted setion on the forum although you cant reply there yet as your a new member.... no need for the imature topic name :blink:
  20. I would say go for it so long as it hasn't been ridden hard and you dont ride very hard (Y) reallllly light compared to base and looks nicer in my opinion :blink:
  21. That was taking going big to the LIMITS.. long awaited but damb good :blink: Ian
  22. Whow didn't kno chavs kne diffrent languages :blink: cheers
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