Urpedigreechumdog

Nah, just one big ass mofo one with Jakie Chan as a Waiter / Entertainer.

Spitting in ze chow mein

fish cakes

cats

I'd sell the car and buy a chinese restaurant.

Vingerette from the salad will screw the upholstery just as much as chip fat etc.... ..... i reckon they'll take the bus to the chippy :)

porn

They'll prob be going to the chippy instead, much better value for money.... :)

noodles

manners

your mum

ass

Milk

Ejaculation

Try going over the Maccy D speed bumps in that beast :)

Diabetics

Sweeties

24" BMX? They come brand new for £200 from where ever :)

homosexual

Ey uop laddie, i have some old kit lying around kicking it's heels, you can have for a price, depends on your size though.... I have: a large black and white jersey, some matchin small 30" pants, size 11 boots. a large yellow and red jersey, some matching 34" pants, size 12 boots. Gimme a PM if you are interested i can sort you out with more detail and prices, both pairs of boots are the same and in mint condition, used about 6 times.

terror-error

Screwed up minds :lol:

Lol, i'll carry on.... Old grannies

Fannys

Big purple bellends