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Urpedigreechumdog

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  1. One acronym... NHS :) lol... If this does kick off, i'll be trying my hardest to travel the best part of 200 miles to show my face :P
  2. I watch too much tv :) As for tea, i like it non existant, it's damn manky. But coffee - Brown, proper dark / soil like = very strong, basically 2 spoonfulls of coffee :P No sugar, bit o' milk.
  3. Looks like this is gonna be awesome! Si, any chance of a lift? :)
  4. Ritchey wcs truegrip foams :) Or ODI Rogue or Ruffian lock-ons :P But none of this viz nonsense :("
  5. You're in't wrong thread then. I'm having a bad day cos i'm all cut and bruised from yesterday, i got drunk and went river jumping but the river was full of big rocks and glass (Y) I have several cuts on the bottom of my feet lol.
  6. My mate has found 2 tickets for £300, so he's looking intot hat at the minute :-
  7. But the rotor on the bb5 does look really crap :lol:
  8. I've just be told by someone on msn, £125 + p+p + Booking charge, so probably around £140 :lol: Looks like i'll be paying near that if not more :-
  9. Ebay it is then, do you know how much the whole weekend tickets were when they were in ticket shops?
  10. Not really, and the rotor is a bit poop.
  11. Hi i'm off to Reading in August but i'm looking for the cheapest place to get tickets. At the minute i can find tickets for £150 each on eBay. Is anyone else going? Do any of you know where to get cheap tickets from? Nick :lol:
  12. If it's any help, my es4r was 1010 with PX knifens.
  13. When did they let you out of your padded cell?
  14. WTF?!?!?! I thought i was in NMC for a minute (Y) Are you retarded? Or just plain bored?
  15. But hasn't he snapped one of everything?
  16. I have two different types of tablets, they suck! As i mentioned in the angry thread, use nasal spray, beconase seems to be doing to job for me (Y)
  17. My mate snaps chains like buggery (it's hilarious, especially drop gapping to face plant / bars in balls), he went through a stage where he snapped a chain 2 or 3 times a day, for about a week, he kept replacing the broken chain with a shit chain, now he runs a taya bmx chain and it seems all good so far. I snapped a taya (not saying that they are shit, cos they are actually really good) and went to kmc, then recently replaced my kmc for a fatter kmc.
  18. Once every 5 or 6 months, I have just recently changed my chain and cog (Y)
  19. A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger" St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and the girl from Romford is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!" An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says to him: "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, But why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?" So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies: "Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot." "Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them." An Essex girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by an XR3i. As she is lying on the ground, the driver, Dave, rushes out of the car to see if she is alright. "I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see you. Are you OK?" he blurts out. "Everyfink is justa blur, I can't see a fing" she says, tearfully. Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?" "Ah f**kin 'ell NO!" she screams. "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down an all!!!" Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you think Trace?" "Yeah, what's it called?" "Viens a moi" "VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me'" Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying,"That doesn't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like come to you?" Just adding more to the collection...
  20. Crazychrispearce runs a try-all hub in his Djinn and it's fine, not sure what size it is, it's the old unsealed try-all hub.
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