trials_pimp

To those who are good at finding shizzle...... I got given a Microwave, but it has no insructions. Ive sussed out how to work the basics, but theres some advanced features on it that I would like to know about. Ive had a look myself, but have come up empty handed. The Microwave in question is a Whirpool. All it says on the front is?: VIP 27 D.E.S Crisp Series Jet 1000 Watt - AKB 144 1000 W Cat E

I hope its soon..... Andy, if you choose to have another, and we al hope you do, call me/e-mail me. Ill be glad to help with set-up, speacialy after seeing how succesfull this one was.

I might go to a bank, open an account, and have them rig it, so when somone goes to take money, they just get a message saying " get a job you hobo peice of shit, If I knew where you lived I would come there and kick the crap outa you, get aids and die, and wheres my money???" then send them the detail to that account :(

Ah this isnt the 1st, I get loads of them all the time to that e-mail address. Thats the reason I dont use it anymore. But its still fun to see what new scams they have about :P I may call him, say hi, and see how hes doing. Ill bet thats a number for some willy in Romainia or India

Got this in an E-mail just now................ DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS MR. LUCKY ESE AKU MANAGER OF A BANK (NAME OF THE BANK WITHHELD) IN GHANA WEST AFRICA.WITH MY POSITION I GENERATED THREE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($3,800,000.00 USD) WHICH I AS AFRICAN HEAD OF BUDGET OPERATIONS WHEN SETTING-UP SOME NEW BRANCHES IN THE EAST OF AFRICA WHICH STARTED TWO YEARS. I AM PROPOSING TO YOU TO STAND AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS MONEY BECAUSE AS THE REGIONAL MANAGER AT PRESENT I DON'T NEED TO BE INVOLVED WITH THIS KIND OF MONEY I AM WILLING TO PART 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT TO YOU WITH MY POSITION THIS TRANSFER WILL BE DONE SMOOTHLY AND IT WILL BE DONE THROUGH SWIFT TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. AT THIS STAGE CAN YOU PROVIDE A GOOD CURRENT ACCOUNT WERE THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED? BUT I REALLY NEED TO BE CONVINCED THAT I CAN TOTALLY RELY ON YOU TO CARRY OUT THIS DEAL AND ALSO KEEP THE MONEY UNTIL I MEET WITH YOU WHICH WE WILL ARRANGE. YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER 00233-244-275990 OR THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS AS ABOVE THANKING YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION. KIND REGARDS, MR. LUCKY ESE AKU

Send em a message (if you can over a router) saying you have slept with their wife/husband. When the angry party comes over, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS/TEETH This saves you: 1) Hunting around houses to find the person 2) having to leave to comfort of you own home.. Either that, or download loads of child porn to their computer, and call the cops

Thats what made the day sooo super fun...... More people were having fun not competing, and having no pressure to do good, then there were those that took it seriously. From my point of veiw, I had alot more fun falling off, and that happened alot, than I did trying to clean a section. Shame about the utter shambles of a Disk Jockey for the Skaters, playing the worst tracks, and playing most of them 3 or 4 times. Even my mother could have pressed stop on one tape and play on the next........... If there is a next one, Ill bring the Capri along, and we can use the sound system in that to have some music for us trials riders.

Er, good luck...... 911, aniversary of the USA disaster. Police will be in full force that day for fear of reprocussions.......

Excuse me??? What Have I missed??? Cant wait for round 2 :blink::D:D:D

amatures, you still not in the spoke loading expert catagory. Ive had, litter, food, drink, tickets, pens. flashy things, spokey dokies, and an 8" vibrating dildo..........

Yes, an amazing day, Full Props to all that helped, Observed and built. And Massive respect to Andy for the organisation....... :ermm: I had a serriously fun day, who needs to clean section,s or even get through them???? Its soo not about completing sections..... Even though I scored a respectable 105, im glad to say I completed the comp. 7 sections 3 laps 21 5's :) all those quiters, and those who cleaned sections, you just not cool..... And next time staples, dont throw your helmet at my knee caps, it hurts, and is very anti-social.....

Simon damn you, go to bed, im not having you all grumpy in the morning...... And we dont appologise, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WorthingXYouthXCrew There will be sabotage and scrutiny aplenty................. Do yourself a favor, dont wear pants.......... Porter is looking for revenge

Ah, thats mine, where did you find it???? Please return it immediatly, I need it for my driving test next week.......

I dont think you would have, you would have done what everyone else done, and sit back, and watch it happen to someone else. Then come over when its all over and play the Hard man, but thretening what you would have done if you were there........ Why lie?????????

Damn, im looking forward to this one....... See you all there int morn, and be ready, gunna be a good day

yea, they need some from a sweet shop in korea, where theyy chop then im 1/2, and sell them as Ginger sized...........

youve been hacked, gutted mate, now you need to move country and start a new life. I sujest china, call yourself Hans and open a small tea and pen shop outside of town

Your mates arent they Bren??? (Y)

Im sure someone has started a clothing company, or we would all be naked right about now

yes, it a virus, your screwed, and all of your illegal porn has gone to the FBI Have a nice day

London is good if you dont mind alot of riding, Bristol is good if you want to go big But, Worthing wins the all round award..... Street, natural, Big, small....... London is good, but there are alot of better places

yea, you never know what the WxYxC are planning :-" You might go to ride a section, and have no tyres............. Or if Bren-C3pO has his way, no shoes...... Has anyone else noticed, that Red is full fo Very Good riders, Porter, Staples, Butler, Chai, Action Dave, Donney. Then theres me and Bren, And Matt you though you had it hard Lets hear it for the Underdogs...

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Anyone can service hope hubs, even my cat, and hes asleep on the floor...... They are a very simple hub. Replaceing ratchet rings isnt, thats something that Hope themselfs will have to do. They mill the old one out, and expand the new one in. Or something like that. Servicing a Hub isnt hard, Ive replaced Hope ratchets and springs 1/2 way through a ride, its just that simple.