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  1. You could always steal some weedy lilttle chav's da bomb or shogun gimp..see loads of kn0b heads riding them round here,probably a bit stolen zoo baby!
  2. yay i'm in someones signature..even if the line does sound so wrong lol zoo baby!
  3. I could buy a line of cocaine for £20...but thats G-14 classified i shouldn't even be tellin' yo ass that sh*t But why make topic,they are like the most un-comfortable bars ever...Sorry i'm just in a bad mood. zoo baby!
  4. Wow that's erm...Ghetto,as harsh as it sounds...despite how 'everybody' used to ride old mtb and xc frames.....that's because there wasn't a choice,now there is sh*t loads of choice.It wil be much better to just buy a new bike mate. zoo baby!
  5. Tell her you will be wearing this t-shirt... Just ask what she will be wearing,but don't say what you will be wearing,so that if she is ugly (beer goggles from previous night) you can just walk straight back out the door before she magically recognises you....should do the trick mate. zoo baby!
  6. See now that would go very wrong for me,i'm a heavy handed b*****d when it comes to girls,i sort of don't know how hard im pushing or anything lol gotta learn how to control it And joe yes i do love you zoo baby! P.S:Thanks for the help guys !
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    The Chav Thread

    Yeah...they would walk up to us and say 'excuse me mate..can i have your bike?...oh my god i'm sorry i know it was terrible i shouldn't of said it' *runs off* And he wouldn't of looked hard on that picture unless he was smoking,he looks f*cking loads harder with that baseball bat shaped thing sticking out of his mouth,i keep my head down really so i don't get any trouble,i know most of them round here and i normally just get told that i'm 'sick' on my bike. zoo baby!
  8. Hi guys Quick question...How do you know when the time is right to kiss a girl? Because i really am shit with this sort of stuff.Although i am a pimp apparently lol Besides when she standing/lying/kneeling/crouching/sitting/hanging upside down infront of your pouting her lips? No smart arse answers please lol zoo baby!
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    Msn

    If somebody blocks you on msn..send them dirty e-mails saying you wanna lick there sphincter and give them a toe job,should get there attention. zoo baby!
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    Noob

    Well im 5 foot % and i ride a 05 python long,length doesn't make a difference mate trust me....Monty for me next though,only difference is the shorter the bike,the more flicky it is. zoo baby!
  11. Heatsink you just officially broke my heart zoo baby!
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    The Chav Thread

    Do the rest of them wear girls coats too? zoo baby!
  13. I run a grind and zoo pads,lasting excellent zoo baby!
  14. Danny screw blackpool,ride hanley or newcastle...but actually give us some notice lol zoo baby!
  15. Yeah that's what i'm running,i heard they are quite snap happy but i don't trust what people say anymore,i'd rather try something for my self and find out. zoo baby!
  16. I got mine from Cyclist Discount Centre..but you won't of heard of it,Onzabob (rob) works there,i aren't sure if he knows of any other shops enar you that sell them. zoo baby!
  17. Sexy as hell! Did you spray the dust caps,It looked better with pitbull stickers though zoo baby!
  18. Edit: no it's fine mate,just the way they are,the hosing must have been pressed on that way,you might burst the hosing if you try and turn it. zoo baby!
  19. I love heavy music ! 50cent is alright too,Same as above it depends on what mood i am in that changes what is inside my headphones zoo baby!
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    Gcses

    I think i've got some test on wednesday for english or maths..i never revise for any exams,that way they are more of a suprise plus im lazy and just don't see the point in revising,i can't wait for my gcse's i don't see why people get worked up over them. zoo baby!
  21. Finally somebody agrees with me zoo baby!
  22. I had a go of this bike today,and believe me it rides as good as it looks,it practically sits on the rear wheel *drools* Mint bike zoo baby!
  23. Not on for another 5 weeks..let's hope they make the next espisodes funny/interesting with some tasks like they used to,not playing boring football with cars like they did last year zoo baby!
  24. Might have a go at this with my saracen despite how simple it is,something would go wrong for me lol Good guide though mate zoo baby!
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    Pimp My Wall

    What rim is that on the right mate? thanks zoo baby!
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