I remember taking my trials bike on a train to Manchester I think it was. A Virgin train. Probably 2006. Reserved it by phone before arriving at the station. And it was a pretty off-peak train so the main carriages were deserted.
I arrived at the outbound platform, and the train arrived. The conductor got off, noticed I had a bike and came over.
"No you can't put it on the main carriage, it needs to go at the back in a storage compartment". I thought OK, no worries, and asked him about how it worked getting the bike off the train. He said, wait with it and I'll get an official from Manchester to open the storage door when you arrive. So we pulled in at Manchester and I waited. And waited...
Until I thought "this is ridiculous I need to get off". So I hastily ran down the aisle with bike in tow to get to a main carriage door. And what do you know that really annoying beeping sound happened, and the doors closed just before I could get to them. So because of staff incompetence, I missed the stop and had to get off at the next one.