Davey
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youpube vid
That is quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen.......... ever!
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"Pic of enzoman"
I stand corrected
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That's the point though, it's not impossible, just highly improbable that those things occur. When you get into Quantum Mechanics, even scratching the surface, what the logical human brain thinks it knows is simply thrown out the window.
Is u sayin' I is fik though? cuz I aint even fik!
Well I'm out of my depth, if I do see a car turn into a person I'll be sure to let you know that you were right and I was wrong, haha.
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well then davey, how olds that photo? cus you have a substantial V. like a triangle man. unless you do the weights or something else boring
Are you hitting on me?
Yes I work out, thanks for noticing :
: although that pic is about 3 years old. I'm even buffer now Davey
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bla bla bla, quantum this, waveforms that, bla bla bla
WTF?
Anything is not possible, this isn't a Disney film. There are things that are not possible, it's not possible for me to jump over a 100 story building for example, or for a car to suddenly become a person, or for me to be cut up into tiny pieces and still live. These things are not possible.
What are you chatting about?!?
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I have a question, regarding warming up.
I go to the gym 3 times a week (I'm a lucky b*****d and have a free gym in my apartment block which is fully equiped) and I'm fairly happy with my regime, seems to be giving the results I was after which I'm really happy with. But when I get in there I'm never really sure what to do before I start blasting the days muscle group. I never know how I should be warming up. A little run? Or something more specific to the muscle group I'm working, some rowing maybe? Or just stretches then get to it? I don't want to do myself damage, now I'm getting onto much heavier weights I'm a bit worried. So, what do you do before you get lifting?!?
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I remember the whole falt earth society episode, oh god don't bring this all up again, that was possible the most frustrating few weeks of my life, spent arguing with those people. A bunch of us went on there until we realised they cannot be argued with. I mean a bunch of people who believe the earth is flat have gotta be pretty good at denial!
Every conceivable argument you could come up with they had some stupid answer for, which usually involved saying "Have you ever seen the earth from space yourself" "How do you know that the astronaughts aren't lying" or "The government want you to believe that". They all claim to have done a series of "experiments" conclusively proving the earth is flat, but they refuse to share their "data" with anyone as we would only deny it.
Load of old rubbish, I got really wound up with them. What's even more annoying is there are people on there who dont believe the earth is flat specifically, just that they are open to the possibility, this means they argue with EVERYONE.
Quite simply these poeple are geeks with nothing else to occupy their time. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so bloody annoying!
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gotta love sharin birds....stirring each others porridge....
It goes in easier!
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Brilliant. This is only part of the reason why you come across as a comeplete jebend.
I haven't touched a bike for about a year so I don't much care what you're all arguing about, frankly you all care WAY too much. I just want to highlight the use of the word "jebend" on page 3.
TOMM = LEGEND!
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see above
Glad to have been illustrative of your point
I imagine my knowledge of them is similar to most peoples in that it's derived from episodes of One Tree Hill or similar teen dramas, where the worst always happens and there's always a hidden "don't do drugs or take steroids" agenda.
Interesting read though, it sounds like it's just as hard work as doing it the natural way, but just perhaps a little quicker. I'd be interested to know exactly what it is they do, I mean I'm guessing they mess around with hormones and things, but do they just make your body do more/work harder or are they involved in the actual muscle growth? Isn't there a risk of doing serious damage like that?!?
Why did you stop, out of interest?
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The general rule for weddings is grey suit, white shirt, gold tie. Avoid black or you'll look like you're at a funeral!!!
As it's only the reception you're going to, if you want to blend in, you'll find most men wear what they wore for the ceremony but minus one of two things, either the tie OR the suit jacket, so wear one of the other, this makes is more casual while still keeping a degree of formality!
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The ideal plan would use a muscle, or group of muscles to failure, and then allow it maximum time to rest, by organising the plan to train other muscles that do not use the first muscles, and so on.
Bongo
I see your point, but his plan does work if you do the first day in the order he's put them in (unless I've missed something). Chest to failure first, which will still leave your triceps needing more, then shoulders, and finally triceps to failure, as these can be worked in isolation from other muscles (with the possible exception of abs which get used all the time for stability/posture).
Do you mention steroids because you have some knowledge, if so I'd like to hear it as I'm totally ignorant to their advantages etc, I always just think of them as an easy way to becoming a complete headcase with a bad temper and a tiny dick?!? If you can shed any light it would be good, but otherwise I see no place for steroids in this thread.
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I think I'm getting confussed about tip tree and two tree maybe, I'm thinking about the 1 next to Chalkwell train station! Wierd if they both have a skatepark though... The one at two tree has just re-opened after 2-6 years of being shut. Everyone at two tree doggs and shots drugs... happy days
Oh right, no this is Tiptree, where the jam comes from, big village between Colchester and Chelmsford. Not that weird that they both have a skatepark though, lol!
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Debatable
YOU DID IT AT TIPTREE ISLAND HAHAHHA
Classic... be more original... I'm almost disapointed with you.... Did you see the mint skatepark down there now?
Tiptree Island?!? Not sure if you're thinking of a different place mate, it's a village not an island, and that skate park has been there for about 6 years!!
Why is that unoriginal anyway, does everyone come to Tiptree to hump these days?
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Wait, wait where was this taking place?
Erm, the back of my car, on an apparent bridal path, somewhere between Tolleshunt D'arcy and Tollesbury, then we moved to a field entrance more towards Tiptree.
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Is there really any point in an hour long blow job......i think id probably just get bored and tell her to get to f**k.....she cant be that talented if it took you an hour to come off a bj.
Now im not the biggest fan of a BJ, i prefer ass and pussy, but i know that an hour long blowjob would mean to me she doesnt have the right skills, in fact the only skill she would have is that she has good jaw muscles....
not sure if im the only one here who thinks that!?
Probably am!
You mean you never stopped yourself cumming because you were enjoying it? Sure I could have spaffed in like 3 minutes but what's the point in that, it's called coitus interruptus, only the oral version, haha. She's not super human, it wasn't an hour of solid sucking, that would be boring, plus we had to move venue at one point because some guy pulled up and told us we were blocking a bridal (sp) path or something, lol.
aye true that, to be fair though i take most of daveys post with a bag of salt.As long as you read them, that's the main thing
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Well my day didn't quite go according to plan. Girl number 1 ended up having to work, and I couldn't get hold of girl number 2 to find out when she was available, as she lives 150 miles away I wasn't just gonna go there and hope for the best, so by the time she got in touch it was too late.
So anyway, there had to be a last minute substitution because I wasn't gonna sit on my arse feeling horny all day, enter girl number 3 (it pays to have options). She's small, cute, great arse, and most importantly she's local, AND she gives the most amazing head ever. Really the sex was just the preview, the real show was the hour long blowjob after, girls got serious talent.
So anyway, yhanks for your opinions guys, if she'd have been in touch I would have gone with girl number 2 in the end, just a shame I couldn't get hold of her!
Oh and Dave, I'll PM you my pics if you PM me yours, deal?
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How'd it go davey?
It hasn't yet, tomorrow is the plan, and I'm not sure again now, because I'm in the mood for some serious filthy porno style messy shit, which is number 1 all day!
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Home of the slags.
I don't like that word, why do men use a term that is intended as derogatory to describe girls that like lots of sex? Surely that's a good thing, I mean we like a lot of sex right? So.......
Essex, home of the free spirited;)
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Anyone else voting for removal of those pics so that this thread doesn't go the same was as the picutre of your missus thread?
Too many quality statements in here to lose it!
edit: someone beat me to it... or did i imagine that shit... freaking me out.
Yeah, I agree, hence I removed the ones in my post, haha.
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Well that was fun for a while anyway. The mods have everyone really well behaved these days, I'm impressed.
Always nice to see me in my underwear on TF too
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Is that you?!
Yeah, year or so ago now!
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I have skillz, all I'm gonna say
I'm sure they've all been posted on here at some point so it's fine, lol!
And yes, I have been through all of their doors!
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DAVEY. Do you realize what else was in that photobucket?!
I'm kind of jealous - a lot now. I hate you
How did you get those, can everyone access my photobucket now or something, lol, or did I post those on here ages ago and you saved them
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It is if they're fat and rabid.
Well the birds down my way look like this:
So if they can't afford underwear I'm not gonna complain!
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Is The Earth Flat?
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