lil_kial

who is banksy? glad you like it people

they call me randle the vandle on the street hahha cheers for the good comments by the was did everyone noitce that my initials are in it too !!

Heres my stencil i made, and sprayed onto a local wall...its very small probably only 6" high and 3" wide so its hardly a massive bit of graffiti I think its cool and is always there as a symbol not only of the effort that went in to it but also the dedication and effort i put into my riding, so Ben said anyway Let me know what you think

hahaha jafacakes has got to be the funnyest lol he wins!

Right then here is another one that i had just remembered How do you get a group of eathiopians into a box throw a can of beans in there how do you get them out the box run away with the can opener

> > Pick the month (number) you were born in: > > > > 1----I fell in love with > > 2----I ate a > > 3----I smacked > > 4----I sang to > > 5----I gave my number to > > 6----I murdered > > 7----I shot > > 8----I gave a lap dance to > > 9----I choked on > > 10---I bitched out > > 11---I had sex with > > 12---I humped > > > > Pick the day (number) you were born on: > > > > 1-------A homeless guy > > 2-------your mom > > 3-------a banana > > 4-------a fork > > 5-------a Mexican > > 6-------a gangster > > 7-------a hooker > > 8-------an ipod > > 9-------my best friends boyfriend > > 10-------a goat > > 11-------my dog > > 12-------a ninja > > 13-------the computer > > 14-------a football player > > 15-------my neighbor > > 16-------myself > > 17-------a Jones soda > > 18-------a llama > > 19-------a pickle > > 20-------a stuffed animal > > 21-------a permanent marker > > 22-------my dad > > 23-------a condom > > 24-------my psychiatrist > > 25-------a policeman > > 26-------my brother > > 27-------my sister > > 28-------a baseball bat > > 29-------a DVD player > > 30-------a paperclip > > 31-------my cell phone > > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: > > > > White------Because I was high. > > Black-------Because I was drunk. > > Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual. > > Red---------Because the voices told me to. > > Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want > > Green------Because I hate myself. > > Purple------Because I'm naked. > > Gray-------- Because that's how I roll. > > Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars > > Orange----Because I hate my family. > > Other-------Because that's how I roll. Now post a reply, so we can all have a laugh mine is i gave my number to a hooker because iam sexy and i do what i want. Yeah that sounds about right lol

As i said " I think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else " P.S hope i done the quote thing right

I personally think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else Reporter: Steve, Whats Your Favourite animal? Steve Irwin: well mate, i'm gunna have to say crocs, but i'll ill always have a place in my heart for stingrays

Bit arrogant Mat, just appears its a statement...end of lol Ah well the topic seems to have pleased a few people who aren't up to date with new frames etc

Short "factory" frames arnt to common now i reccommend getting an 04 levelboss second hand £100 if that or something like a second hand 1065 05 pitbull would withstand all the knocks and bumps of learning stages and still live a long time after too they seem to go for around £130 on here...Base bikes are short, well made, seems great for you, cheap too Check out the fs/wanted on here as we cant post in there, add them to msn be poilte explain yourself fully and you should be able to deal fine

Shadow conspriacy chain... http://www.alansbmx.com/product_info.php?products_id=1331

On the flat ol' floor endo then learn to hop the bike level in the air and finally from the level postion come back down but lean back making you land on the back wheel, this is the basic movement i find. Then try going to a pavement and doing the same movement, but put the front wheel about a foot onto the pavement whilst the back wheel is off it, so you have to move the back end forwards (just repeat the above motion^) gradually as you get better moving the front wheel nearer and nearer the edge of the pavement at the start of each "front to back" and making yourself move the back wheel more and more forwards. You'l crack it in no time best of luck

Pedals to last you a lifetime of trials abuse = shimano dx pedals http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=547

Take your wheel off (out of the frame) Take your cassette off (the cogs at the back) this is done by undoing the lockring, the lockring is the round thing with lil notches in it for the tool to fit in, it should be fairly obvious as its end of the cassette (to the right of the last smallest cog) if you dont have tools for the lockring abit of fine tuning with some mole grips (the lock-y kind) can clamp the lockring with enough pressure to undo it but not squash or dis-shape it. After the lockring is off the cassette should come off, sometimes abit of leverage from a screwdriver from behind the first biggest cog will ease it off better . And hopefully (works with most hubs) you should be able to twist the freehub body (the thing with lots of "lines" going down it, that your cassette sits on)...twist it anti clock wise and pull. The free hub body should now be out exposing the rachet (a circluar, ring of teeth) getting a toothbrush in there + sum warm water on it and abit of scrubbing should remove most dirt (therefore stopping you hub from skipping/slipping well for a while anyway) also cleaning the springs and pawls is a good idea whilst your there. Now before putting it all back together you must relube the rachet and springs, grease is a no no something like cross country chain lube is good also GT85 is ok. Putting back together: make sure all the springs and pawls are in ok, getting the freehub back in is hard i find if you push the freehub close/tight to the rachet/hub body and get a small flat ended screw driver to push the pawls down at the same time pushing the freehub back into the body graduall after a few attempts it goes in ok now all you have to do is put the cassette back on and tighten the lockring, and of course but the wheel back in the frame ready for a ride minus the skipping

Evening all, just been browsing Tarty and come across these beautys, check it... http://www.tartybikes.co.uk/product.php?id=2034 SEX on wheels;) http://www.tartybikes.co.uk/product.php?id=2046 what do you think??

Thanks Ben for the off-topicness lol Jesus if it wernt for me you would be a slave to the homeless ill think you'll find that's why you fix my bike because you O me BIGTIME lil_kial (who saved ben)

listen to DA man ^^ he knows his stuff he's my personal Mobil bike mechanic !!!! hey hey ben lol

Hey everyone, just wondering has any english rider's been over to jersey (C.I) recently because there have been allot of rumors from friends and the local homeless pissheads lol

what a bashtard!!! :(

use a friend called google i found it less than 1 min

haha im with you there adam lol

oh cool googles dude nice picts too like em very much oh cool googles dude nice picts too like them very much

Hi there welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay here lil_kial

i understand that but it is the way people handle these things

i think most people get it from msn but just don't answer people with bad grammar next time, if you cant understand it eventually they will realize there doing something wrong and another thing i have noticed about this forum you get loads of people always trying to be right so they can get validated trials forum just isn't about getting validated and being the "best" there is ALOT more to is i personally think people should chill out respect that people are signing up on trials forum and the community is growing and stop being a bunch of idiots ..... and that is my say