Ok time to have a break from paki jokes lol. What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin Why are gold fish brown? Because the water makes them rusty Englishman, scotsman and irishman go to the desert, their aloud one item each. englishman, "im going to take a flask so if i get thirsty i can have a drink" scotsman, "im going to take a knife and fork so if i get hungry i can have something to eat" irishman, "im going to take a car door so if it gets hot i can wind down the window" Ok, bit sad but hey. Adam