What crippled my nipple today? Bloody hell, some old granny walked up to a group of about 15 of us, stood right in the middle and started talking all about WW2 n stuff, She was like yeah, I had a bike once, but i couldn't wheelie. We all laughed and she laughed with us, I said how old are you? She replied 70, messing around I said 17! In a shocked voice... Oh My God, I sh*t myself.. She went 70!! She went a mad one thought she was going to bite my head off.. Then she goes I wish I as 17, n I replied yeah, me too.. But FYI, I was joking! Then I went to her, wanna try and wheelie my bike, she was like yeah OK, I didn't actaully think she was going to attempt it.. My mate held her hand bag, and she got on my bike, like stood over it.. I thought sh*t what if she get a shin dig brake 74 bones, fall on her arse, brake her kneck then sew my arse LOL. In the end my mate ended up swapping her handbag for my bike, and then everything was fine, but bloody hell, took a good half hour to get her to f*ck off.. Granny C*nt! It was funny though, I'll get my mate to send me the picture of her standing over my bike . Craig.