thefletch
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At the end of the day AT LEAST YOU GOT LAID
Better hope you havent got bad aids, there the worst.
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yea i gotta go to surgery after friday night detailed in happy thread lol. do you just go to your normal docs? or is it a special 'sex clinic' ??? lol and what happens when you get there? not that i'm scared or anything
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Do we also discuss the freaky shit in here as well..Bondage/Domination/Choking/Abuse..?
I'd say fair doos to bondage. Choking and abuse however is pretty ****ing sick. Your everyday bizmar though, nothing wrong with that
is this a partial confession of your sexual desires, or do you just wanna chat about it?other issues i feel need addressing
cross dressing - hilarious, brilliant fun, do it, but only if a friend will do it with you. (if you can't stop doing it, and enjoy simply wearing your sister's clothes around the house, seek medical advice)
homosexuality - just not on
spacedocking - i can't wait to hear what this is
rise in teenage pregancies - chav c***s
the moral right/wrongness of a child born out of wedlock. - pretty wrong in my eyes
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hilarious
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Am I (this is joe btw not fletch) the only one here thinking that unless this whole business with the lubes is purely for use with anal (which lets face it its not) you guys need to be introduced to the art of foreplay...
It's called go down on her for quarter of an hour, or if like me you sometimes like to just leave the missus (well ex) hanging, let her stew for an hour or so when she wants it and she will be soaking
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whats all this talk of lube,
spit on the the mofo...
on a serious note, if your really that bothered go see a doctor, i did once.. turned out to be thrush, got a cream and went home. job and done,
you should only be embarrised if you have a tiddler ???
no one has mentioned that yet actually, that really would put right up shit creek without a paddle and two broken arms lol
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Just dont cross contaminate your lubes.
The tingle1 propper burns your nob like aloe vera = bad times
The heat 1 roasts your nob like a lit match down the bell end.
I find the normal blue durex one works fine.
the tingle one is basically like rubbing slightly dilluted peppermint collgate all over you cock, other than that, i'd deem it pretty useless. thought it would fun, but it doesnt do alot.
Lube is for those that can't prepare a pussy properly.
My excuse was curiosity, which i guess will one day extend to anal.
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70% of the forum are proper ugly as f**k tbf lmao
haha
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theres a line between very impressive obstacles, and stupid obstacles. you just crossed that line. the stuff on the roof and the edge of that cliff WTF you could have killed yourself. so to me it doesnt matter how good these photos have been taken, the fact you could have died in atleast 2 of those photos really kills it for me.
what a kill joy
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My mate Adam is, used to ride 20" for heatsink but doesnt ride much these days. But you never know.
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"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
For sexual advice, there's a clip in mean girls from coach carter. something along the lines of ''if you have sex, you will get klamidia, and die'' (he spells it with a K on the film)
And just to clarify, you where camping, so no immidiate washing facilities? and no condom? and i'm assuming you dont have a portable Colonic Irrigation kit with you? and you decide to try a cheeky poke up the back door.... what were you planning on doing with your shitty cock afterwards
idiot.
Fletch
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did you know she was a village bike before you did everything with her?
Unless im mistaken, i dont think there's a direct relationship between number of positions and chance of catching something.
At very least, if you do catch something you know who to blame (other than your foolish-self)
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SOAD - I-E-A-I-A-I-O
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f**king nuts, when will he stop getting bigger.
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Just remembered another quality trate of Nicks, does anyone remember his impression of Mel B/C from Bo Selecta where he used to imitate slapping an ass shouting ''i've still got it, i've still got it' lol
RIP
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Original Tensiles used to have a bit taken out...
well there we go lol
my point was that by drilling the middle of the crank where the stress/strain forces on each respective sides cancel with each other, shouldn't weaken the cranks much at all
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i'm using mank dirty pond water as my hose ripped out lever in the middle of a ride, and that was the only liquid for miles...works great...
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From the picture at the bottom, you can see there is no special weak point in the crank. Not every crank can be drill for lighter, ECHO crank has "I" shape design, most material on the outside, so even we remove the material inside the cranks still no weak point.
These cranks could actually be VERY good. All this time I have wondered to myself why this "I" shape hasn't been used before for cranks. The 'stress' and 'strain' forces are at their peak at the outer edges of the crank arms (where, on these cranks, there will be more material), and at the some point near the middle (I'm guessing it would be the perfect centre if the cranks were perfectly symmetrical) their is no stress or strain force whatsoever (the point at which the material has been removed with these cranks).
Its the same reason why steel beams used in steel frames for buildings have an "I" cross section, instead of a rectangular cross section
Deng may have actually thought these through...
Joe
Having said that I have now remembered that the monty ti cranks have material removed from the middle of their inner face, and there are probably a few others that do too...
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Some pics of Nick From 2005 again..
Chris
that last picture there is a classic, he spent hours trying that back wheel, never mate but got seriously pissed off, had a Hobbsie tantrum. What a legend.
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Do you reckon someone who is going to attend the funeral should print out this thread and take it on the day? Could be given to his family or put into the book that's been mentioned?
I have one concern...I hope his family are prepared for the number of people that attend...I can see there being **** loads!!
Joe
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Not dj'ing i know, but when thinging of a street name, i just thought of all the letters that look good, kept it below 5 chatracters and kept thinking and changing until i ended up with something i was happy with
And what in god's name is a 'street name'??
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Last time i saw him was in Lennons in southampton, he came in and my pretty dull night imediately sparked up, as did it for Joe (who shares my account), Morganic (unicycle rider) mate Lennon and Matt also, he had that carism about him that couldnt be ignored and whatever he done it made you smile.
I thank god SO MUCH for that night. Was just shear randomness that we bumped into him that night. We were just stood near the bar for about half hour hugging and telling each other how much we loved each other. Kinda feels like it was my goodbye to him...
Joe
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Just remembered another couple of things that were truely funny. Nass 2005 i think it was. When some riders (Br3n and the Worthing crew i think) turned the inside of his tent around,\ so when he came back and went to go to bed he opened the outer zip and was faced with the white internal netting of his tent, he went nuts, accusing everyone but it was so funny, and as angry as he seemed you could tell he found it found too.
Another incident from then was when a load of us went to the Goddard region of the camp site and Hobbsie and Adrian someone i think, were play fighting and Hobbsie got picked up and thrown straight threw some random tent, snapping all the poles and shit inside it, f**king funny stuff.
fletch
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Hobbsie would have had closer friends than me so first off, my thoughts are with them, and his family, there loss must be uncomprehendable as im a proper mess myself.
Cant remember when i first met hobbsie, some time when he had his team giant, so thats about 5 or 6 years ago, from then on i saw him on a weekly basis, often saturday and sunday rides with a few evenings inbetween.
When you hear people say 'i dont know what to say', i tend to read it and think nothing of it, but i really dont know what to say so im just gone list some of my (shared with loads of people too) fondist memories of him.
firstly theres there endless rides in southampton and bristol and pompy with the usual suspects, some of whom 75% of people hear wont of heard of off as they've quit, Paul Turner, James Noyce, Steve (fat steve) Dave Marshall, Dan Jones, Nick Mannings, cant think of the othewrs names right now.
the duck noise he used to do
his favourite phrase of 'f**k SAKE' lol
the tantrums over not making a line or his bike etc
falling in the pond in Southampton (overal one by power station)
the aviators off ebay, and the road trip to Portland Bill in Dave Marshalls mini van-awsome day (i'll try and upload a video i made but never released)
him stealing my Kenny Belaey every single second i looked away from it lol
him telling me about the time he rolled a JCB digger on his apprenticeship
Last time i saw him was in Lennons in southampton, he came in and my pretty dull night imediately sparked up, as did it for Joe (who shares my account), Morganic (unicycle rider) mate Lennon and Matt also, he had that carism about him that couldnt be ignored and whatever he done it made you smile.
The time before that was on my way to work, there i was, nailing it down J4 onto the M3 in my Fiesta, and this big yellow van starts flashing me and its right up my ass! I ignore it and carry on
driving, but i can see it in the rear view mirror weaving into the fast lane, trying to catch up with me. I ignore it again, next thing i know its on the left of me about to undertake. By now i was wondering what i could have done to piss this van driver off so much. its parallel with me but im reluctant to look over as im slightly intimidated. the vans horn goes so i look over... and there's Hobbsie hanging out his window with his thumb up shouting 'alright mate' - in his funny voice of his. next thing, we're having a chat out our windows at 70mph down the M3 in rush hour.
Only Hobbsie could do something like that, what a GOD of a friend!!!
Rest In Peace
P.S. i been on holiday for 10 days and only got back this morning, hense the late reply, joe only told me the news this morning on the phone on my way to work, same place as mentioned above incidently.
Nick Hobbs (hobbsie)
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Ditto