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Jolfa

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  1. One of our housemates is turning out to be a real piece of shit, he's managed to pay rent on time twice in about 6-8weeks, this week I've had to ask him again where his rent (and bills this time round) are to which he's been quite flippant and said he should have the money Thurs or Fri (due on Mon), we also had record high electric and gas bills despite me and the mrs being away for 2/4 weeks of the month and he hasn't bothered to do anything we've asked (switch lights off, basic shit), I don't think he's ever once emptied the bins, doesn't do his share around the house, doesn't switch on extractor fans so the place gets damp as f**k when he's cooking/tumble drying.

    But worst of all, he takes over the whole living room (5 of us live here) to watch f**king Love Island on his laptop with speakers where even if anyone else was interested in it (we aren't, we tell him daily how shit it is) we couldn't watch it.

    If his rent isn't in by Friday and/or his next rent isn't on time, he's getting his marching orders, sick of him.

  2. I bought a car that had $750 worth of tax owing, which was fairly stupid.

    Spoke to the tax people who told me they were already aware the tax was out of date prior to sale and the seller had already received a fine for it so it's not my problem, f**king delighted!

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  3. I just picked up a Nissan Terrano, a steal at $800 (worth 2500-4000 once fixed) needs an MOT equiv which is slack as f**k over here, minimal repairs and some road tax.

    What I hadn't accounted for was it being diesel and you have to pay a tax on diesel in the form of a mileage allowance, I had underestimated the price of this and it's 12,000km overdue so I need to be aiming to sell it for top dollar to make it worth my while. Whoops!

    I'll take some pics when there is some daylight.

  4. Doesn't need to be family/friend payment, eBay side with the buyer 99.9% of the time and it's crawling with twats. Still best/fastest way to turn things into money, just expect some bullshit about 10% of the time :P

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  5. You don't have to click on a thread with the title "General Election" started by Jolfa if you don't want to read anything by Jolfa about the general election y'know... 

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  6. They'll never make this DUP thing stick, the DUP have already dismissed May saying there was a deal which she since backtracked on (true to form).

    I'm sticking with my original forecast - May will resign (either through general pressure or vote of no confidence), Boris takes the wheel, re-election. 

    The way things are going it could happen a lot sooner than I thought.

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  7. 1 hour ago, Leevans said:

    Look at where it was headed last time Labour where in charge and how the Conservatives had to dig the country back out of bankruptcy, Labor promise a better life for the average joe, but at who's expense, the countries!

    The Cons had to dig us out of debt? Past tense? When did this occur? Because for the last 7 years they've borrowed more money than every Labour government combined, we've got piss all to show for it and the national debt is at a record high, well over double what Labour left, unless they've fixed it in the last 2 weeks while I've been away, I may have missed it?

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  8. 35 minutes ago, craigjames said:

    they don't have the majority in mind with their policies and they're bankrupting the NHS/Police Force!

    ...Selling weapons to people directly linked to the terror attacks we're suffering at home, f**king the young, the elderly, home owners, small business owners, foxes, elephants, creating unfathomable amounts of debt to give tax breaks to the super rich and pay private companies top whack to pick up the slack they're creating in our health service and benefits system, being VERY colourful with the truth on things like employment statistics, all the while painting Corbyn as the incompetent one, it's unreal!

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  9. In Corbyn news, the man was asked to give a specific figure on one of many policies, which he wished to give a specific answer to. Whilst accessing files to give a precise figure the leader was shot down for not knowing every exact figure for any given policy off the top of his head.

    Big news, BBC!

    Meanwhile, the Naylor Report, but don't worry about that!

  10. Why even bother voting then eh, just let them win and issue a firm "told you so" at the end of it.

    Funnily enough, my tin foil hat, stoner cousin said the same thing on Brexit, how we'll obviously never leave, illusion of choice bla bla...

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